Just wondering? I happened to eat one last night....

It was called the Lunkasaurus 4 lbs. after being cooked....

I finished it in 52 minutes.

I woke up at 1230am, 230am, 430am, and 5am this morning sweating profusely got up to go to work and still sweating...

So just wondering?

The web says roughly, around 38 calories / ounce.

So,..about 2400 calories or so.

Hope you topped it off with a nice glass of fiber...

How many dumps today ?

Did you put sauce on it?

Who gives a [bleep]? (no offense) When you're eating steak, who wants to count calories? Some things you just don't compromise on! Steak is one of em'. A bigass ribeye would be even better than a bigass sirloin. Just be sure to drink lots of fluids and take your stool softeners and bulking agents. Next stop...the Big Texun Steak Ranch in Amarillo. Bon appetit.

Typical beef steak is 202 calories for 4 oz, so 16X202= 3,232 before the baked potato and sour cream and apple pie and icecream. 12 - 16 oz is enough for me, and I like steak.

How many calories? About a gazillion.

LOL, that's all I can think of to say right now!

I don't even want to know...

Why sweat it?

Haven't had a case of the meat sweats in a while.

Okay, your inquiring aunt wants to know what possessed you to do such a stupid thing. It was a dare wasn't it. You are so like your cousin in so many ways.

Love
Aunt Sassy

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Damn. He kicked it's ass in less than 10 minutes!

Sometimes replying to the last post rather than paying attention to who you really should reply to has interesting consequences:







John

Besides feeling like a cattle stampede just happened....

I think i made the worlds largest slim jim...

Eeeeewwwww....!

WAAAYYY too much information.

You're just not used to eating properly. Continue to eat lots of beef and pork and a couple of chickens now and then. Just wait and see how much better you are.

Ernie

last year at the county fair, i ate what the local high school team said was impossible. its called the touchdown burger.

it has a sesame seed bun, mayo, mustard, ketchup, onions, and lettuce, and 6 slices of cheese and ham, along with 6 1/4 pound patties. it came with a 32 ounce drink and fries. all for $10.

i could barely walk when i was finished, but i killed it, and my wife's fries too...

the next day? it was................... interesting to say the least...

Well since you're my favorite Auntie and you always bought me better birthday and Christmas gifts than you bought Les I feel obligated to explain...

I was taunted by the sign at Lunkers plain and simple. Not particular a dare but an indirect taunt to my dignity..... So even though I had just eaten a 99 cent bag of cheeto's and half of a turkey wrap it was on. (if Les and I have any thing alike, it's the delerium of being taunted by billboards and undoubtly taking their challenges)

When it came out I started having doubts...

After the first third I almost came to terms that I was not going to finish it in time...

Then I realized that my doctor co-pay is only $25 compared to the $50 bill attached to the steak....

The rest is history.....

The steak was free, I got a free T-shirt, my name on a plaque, and didn't even have to see the Doc...

Besides my blood still feels like the consistency of elmers glue, all's well that ends well!