The best celebrity cougar is?

I vote for Jennifer Aniston.

Salma Hayek

Any one of them who would say "YES" to me!!!!

Diane Lane

What the hell do you call a cougar ?????

Hands down,..Julianne Moore (Fifty years old..

.)

Courtney Cox.

Originally Posted by ingwe

Diane Lane

Lorie darlin'.....I'd still cheat for a poke.

Gotta go with Diane Lane. She is just amazing-looking. If America had a queen, I'd hope she'd look and be a lot like Ms. Lane.

Wendy Malick ain't half bad, either.

I do like Anniston but I'm gonna say 38 is close enough to count Kate Beckinsale. Last I saw Demi Moore still had a rocking bod. Lane is almost ubiquitous in this category and deservedly so.

Demi Moore.

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Originally Posted by MasterBlaster

Salma Hayek

OH BABY BABY

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Originally Posted by guyandarifle

I do like Anniston but I'm gonna say 38 is close enough to count Kate Beckinsale.

Kate is too young. Besides, she makes too many top 10 hottest in the world lists to qualify as a cougar!

She is without question one of my all-time favorites. I'm just not ready to put her out to pasture yet!!!

Hands down....Hillary Clinton.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally Posted by Sakoluvr

Hands down....Hillary Clinton.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cougars, not cows

My wife and miss Lynn

Originally Posted by eyeball

Originally Posted by Sakoluvr

Hands down....Hillary Clinton.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cougars, not cows

Dangit, you beat me to it.

But I have a picture...

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John

Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444

Hands down,..Julianne Moore (Fifty years old..

.)

Originally Posted by levrluvr

LOL!...That old fart is already half way thru his second time in that pic!!!!...

A lot of the gals mentioned are smokin' hot and especially Salma.

However, Demi is the epitome of cougar when you consider her relationship with Ashton Kutcher who's almost half her age.

Originally Posted by DayPacker

I vote for Jennifer Aniston.

Yep. Here she is at 42 years old:

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John

The Pink Panther

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Geeze, it must be just me getting old, but I don't consider any of the aforementioned hotties to be cougars. They are all on my "A" list for sure, but I thought someone like Sophia Loren would be more cougar like.

Oh well....

I vote for Janet Reno.

Originally Posted by levrluvr

Teri Hatcher is smoking hot.

"They're real and they're spectacular!"

Originally Posted by Longbob

Geeze, it must be just me getting old, but I don't consider any of the aforementioned hotties to be cougars. They are all on my "A" list for sure, but I thought someone like Sophia Loren would be more cougar like.

Oh well....

Yeah, 'cept she's dead.

Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444

Hands down,..Julianne Moore (Fifty years old..

.)

whoever did her photoshop should win a trophy.

Depends on how old your are. If your 24, any woman over thirty is a cougar. If you remember where you were when Kennedy got shot, your cougars have grayed.

Menopause does rude things to "hotties" when they get there.

Men can just do the Clark Gable/ Caesar Romaro thing. Plus, when good looks don't cut it anymore, money will. Ask Anna Nicole Smith. (use the Ouiji Board)

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I thought someone like Sophia Loren would be more cougar like.

76 years old is beyond the cougar zone.

Originally Posted by hatari

Depends on how old your are. If your 24, any woman over thirty is a cougar. If you remember where you were when Kennedy got shot, your cougars have grayed.

Menopause does rude things to "hotties" when they get there.

Men can just do the Clark Gable/ Caesar Romaro thing. Plus, when good looks don't cut it anymore, money will. Ask Anna Nicole Smith. (use the Ouiji Board)

Which Kennedy?

Originally Posted by RS308MX

Originally Posted by Longbob

Geeze, it must be just me getting old, but I don't consider any of the aforementioned hotties to be cougars. They are all on my "A" list for sure, but I thought someone like Sophia Loren would be more cougar like.

Oh well....

Yeah, 'cept she's dead.

Since when?

Monica Bellucci is not half bad....

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Originally Posted by ingwe

Diane Lane

Absolutely!

make mine a Marg Helgenberger and Dana Delany sandwich on China Beach and I'll call it good.

Originally Posted by Longbob

Originally Posted by RS308MX

Originally Posted by Longbob

Geeze, it must be just me getting old, but I don't consider any of the aforementioned hotties to be cougars. They are all on my "A" list for sure, but I thought someone like Sophia Loren would be more cougar like.

Oh well....

Yeah, 'cept she's dead.

Since when?

"The rumors of her death have been greatly exagerated". Shes still looking fine and classy as ever.

Best wishes, Bill

Originally Posted by Longbob

Originally Posted by RS308MX

Originally Posted by Longbob

Geeze, it must be just me getting old, but I don't consider any of the aforementioned hotties to be cougars. They are all on my "A" list for sure, but I thought someone like Sophia Loren would be more cougar like.

Oh well....

Yeah, 'cept she's dead.

Since when?

Oops, my mistake. I confused her with Liz Taylor. Very sorry, to you and Ms. Loren.

Raquel Welch still looks great also!

Originally Posted by RS308MX

Raquel Welch still looks great also!

I agree! Gotta turn the lights down for a bit.

Lauren Holly

Lee Ann Womack

Originally Posted by LBP

Lauren Holly

+1!

Also Dana Delaney, Courtney Cox, Selma Hayek,....

Barbara Streisand

Oops I thought it said best celebrity ogre....

Andie MacDowell

Heather Locklear

So many cougars...

Originally Posted by bbassi

make mine a Marg Helgenberger and Dana Delany sandwich on China Beach and I'll call it good.

+100. Dana Delany was so fine on China Beach. She still looks good and so does Marg.

Originally Posted by bbassi

make mine a Marg Helgenberger and Dana Delany sandwich on China Beach and I'll call it good.

OH MAN! You got that right.

I always kind of liked this gal from Northern Exposure too...

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Angie Harmon...still HOT!!

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That would be Janine Turner. Yummy!

Originally Posted by levrluvr

I always kind of liked this gal from Northern Exposure too...

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Got any with southern exposure?

Originally Posted by FlyboyFlem

Angie Harmon...still HOT!!

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Yummy!

Add Catherine Bell from "JAG" to the list...

Seven of Nine

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I love Vanna, but it's strange how it seems she never ages, she may be a robot.

Always loved Shania, when I was in school

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Heres a hot one, an older girl from down the street, the only difference between this one and all the ones you guys called out is ??/
This one is the only one we would ever have a shot at!

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great thread!

I can see why a guy might enjoy being filthy rich.

How fun would it be to have W. Buffet's money and see how many times you could divide it in half before you had the big one?

course I wouldn't want to look like Buffet, you might think they just wanted you for your money!

The only things she attracts are what succumb to her gravitational field.

Originally Posted by ironbender

dang, did she get her left breast caught in something??

Originally Posted by 2legit2quit

great thread!

I can see why a guy might enjoy being filthy rich.

How fun would it be to have W. Buffet's money and see how many times you could divide it in half before you had the big one?

course I wouldn't want to look like Buffet, you might think they just wanted you for your money!

You might be filthy rich before you marry one of these and end up just filthy. I have that part down, now I am just working on the rich.

At my age, they'd have to be in the nursing home before an association with me would qualify them for Cougar status.

Does it have to be the one you are in now or can they be from another?

Well lets see, Diane Lane with out a doubt. But its all in the eye of the beholder. Now will this one go as long as the Sniper Rifle thread. Gee I miss that one. I like soft core porn in the morning!

Almost all the women listed are too young for me to consider them a couger. My vote for us older guys is Helen Mirren or Betty White.

Originally Posted by duckcall

Almost all the women listed are too young for me to consider them a couger. My vote for us older guys is Helen Mirren or Betty White.

You'll have to knock the dust off of both of them. Maybe add Joan Rivers

Raquel Welch

Originally Posted by Irving_D

Originally Posted by duckcall

Almost all the women listed are too young for me to consider them a couger. My vote for us older guys is Helen Mirren or Betty White.

You'll have to knock the dust off of both of them. Maybe add Joan Rivers

Not only knock the dust off ......

You'd have to bust some crust.

I've taken note that Marie Osmond is looking pretty cougarish these days.

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Because this is a reply to the last post in the thread, I need a disclaimer. This "probably" doesn't apply to Marie Osmond.

However, I'm surprised that some in this crowd called the Campfire have it so bad for some pretty hard leaning left liberals....

HEY cOLDBORE WHEN THE BLOOD LEAVES THE BIG HEAD FOR OTHER PLACES STUFF HAPPENS.

Originally Posted by MasterBlaster

Salma Hayek

DING, DING, DING!!!!! WINNER!

I'm a sucker for dark haired beauties.
Penelope Cruz is pushing 40, is that old enough to qualify?

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Y'all know who I think is hot...

Here are two from the Weather Channel

Heather Tesch
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Samantha Mohr

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Originally Posted by Hammerdown

Here are two from the Weather Channel

Heather Tesch
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Samantha Mohr

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+10000000000000 Especially Samantha Mohr. I guess I'm odd (so my wife tells me) that I usually prefer women with short hair, anyone else prefer short hair over long hair?

short and curly

Yes Sir no argument from me...

Originally Posted by LBP

I guess I'm odd (so my wife tells me) that I usually prefer women with short hair, anyone else prefer short hair over long hair?

Which hairs on the body ?

Samantha Brown from the Travel Channel is 42. Cougar all the way...

Originally Posted by grand_veneur

Originally Posted by LBP

I guess I'm odd (so my wife tells me) that I usually prefer women with short hair, anyone else prefer short hair over long hair?

Which hairs on the body ?

Funny you should ask, I did say usually not always. Sometimes it gets cold in Texas too and you need the extra warmth...

Originally Posted by LBP

... cold in Texas ....

What does that mean, exactly?

Fur to keep you warm...

swing and a miss.

Originally Posted by grand_veneur

Originally Posted by LBP

I guess I'm odd (so my wife tells me) that I usually prefer women with short hair, anyone else prefer short hair over long hair?

Which hairs on the body ?

I meant hair on the head, but after this question I joked that it gets cold in Texas sometimes too, so long hair on the body is acceptable sometimes to help keep you warm...

Kim Cattrall, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Demi Moore!

Yep, I am in camp with the short hairdo's.

at my age, most of what passes for 'cougars' are just young chicks with good bodies. I was pushing thirty before they were born.

Assuming that a cougar is a woman who's age difference is 20-30 years greater than the young man on her arm the only one that comes to my mind is the Queen of England.

Originally Posted by crawfish

Assuming that a cougar is a woman who's age difference is 20-30 years greater than the young man on her arm the only one that comes to my mind is the Queen of England.

In my case that would be Queen Victoria.

BCR

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Y'all know who I think is hot...

Don't do it!

I knew one of ya' would take the bait!

Originally Posted by grand_veneur

Originally Posted by LBP

I guess I'm odd (so my wife tells me) that I usually prefer women with short hair, anyone else prefer short hair over long hair?

Which hairs on the body ?

Short on top, landing strip clean of any debris.

Maybe shes to old for you guys but JANE SEYMOUR always did it for me. ED K

Originally Posted by ironbender

Seven of Nine

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jebus! is that mick jagger with boobs?

eeesh!! not a good photo.

Originally Posted by DayPacker

I vote for Jennifer Aniston.

Too much time on yur hands? Who cares!!??

Originally Posted by LBP

Originally Posted by Hammerdown

Here are two from the Weather Channel

Heather Tesch
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Samantha Mohr

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+10000000000000 Especially Samantha Mohr. I guess I'm odd (so my wife tells me) that I usually prefer women with short hair, anyone else prefer short hair over long hair?

Nope

Wait, how did I go this long without remembering Cindy Crawford or Christie Brinkley?

Not too picky as long as they still got their own teeth....

Originally Posted by GeoW

Not too picky as long as they still got their own teeth....

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

Some say there are benefits if they don't.

Ain't been there....yet

What's better than a hummer?

A gummer!

Originally Posted by LBP

Lee Ann Womack

yup

Really surprised Gwyneth Paltrow hasn't appeared on this list. She's now in her 40s and looking fantastic!

Originally Posted by levrluvr

Maria Bello!

Originally Posted by seattlesetters

Really surprised Gwyneth Paltrow hasn't appeared on this list. She's now in her 40s and looking fantastic!

Even an old fence looks good with a fresh coat of paint.

Liz Taylor...

I'll go with Rachal Welch as well....

Originally Posted by LBP

Originally Posted by grand_veneur

Originally Posted by LBP

I guess I'm odd (so my wife tells me) that I usually prefer women with short hair, anyone else prefer short hair over long hair?

Which hairs on the body ?

I meant hair on the head, but after this question I joked that it gets cold in Texas sometimes too, so long hair on the body is acceptable sometimes to help keep you warm...

Speaking about cougars, we have to assume there is probably exaggeration in lifting surgery when ... you find pubic hairs between the boobs ...

Of all the women in Hollywood Angelina_Jolie would be my choice

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Over Minnie Pearl? You are nuts.

Ain't Ms. Pearl pushin' up daisy's?

Is she? Well in that case here is my new one.

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Are you scanning the pictures in your wallet again??

That is Ingwe's high school graduation pic; pre mustache.

I heard he was ugly but I didn't know he was a cross-dresser!

Originally Posted by JohnMoses

Is she? Well in that case here is my new one.

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Well, JohnMoses, I thought I had seen it all, until your post.

I can understand kinky, but you gettin' horned up over Jimmy Carter in drag... well, that is different.

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Not that there is anything wrong with that...

John

I always thought Madeline Stowe was pretty hot.

Madeline Albright?

Yeah, I'd like some of that too!

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Please spare us a picture of Janet Reno, please!

Originally Posted by JohnMoses

Madeline Albright?

Yeah, I'd like some of that too!

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And she is wearing 3 doves. I prefer women wearing hawks!

believe those were a gift to her from Argentina after the Falkland Island gig

To all you Jennifer Aniston fans, word is she's got a real no BS topless scene coming up in her new movie this summer.

I guess it's called Horrible Bosses, and it's about her sexually harrassing a male employee.

Two hands on the keyboard guys....

Originally Posted by ironbender

Seven of Nine

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Her husband had to drop out of the Illinois Senate race after it was disclosed that he had taken her to sex clubs. This opened the door for Obama and the rest is history
Only a Republican would get in trouble for having sex with his OWN wife.

Ernie

any videos Ernie?

I mean just to prove it really happened is all.

Oh how I wish I did.

Ernie

Originally Posted by ironbender

Seven of Nine

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Man I lost lots of sleep thinking about 7 of 9! Sweeeeeet! Prepare to assimilate!

What is wrong with you.

I do not need cougars. I am a manther!

Have we run out of cougars all ready?

Nah, most of us old pharts just needed to rest up.

I see Christie Brinkley's still prowling around at 57 . . . how's that?

Sharon Stone and Lynda Carter would easily be cougar class right now.
1D

Dana Delany

At my age a cougar would be wearing "Depends"........

Originally Posted by Otter

I see Christie Brinkley's still prowling around at 57 . . . how's that?

Originally Posted by 1 deuce

Sharon Stone and Lynda Carter would easily be cougar class right now.

not bad for their age, but with their money, they can hold off the inevitable for a quite a while....

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Speaking of cougars...just snapped a photo of a cougar sleeping in a tree out by the lake. I'm gonna try to sneak in closer. Wish me luck.
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Jane Seymour been mentioned yet? She looked good back in the day......

How many beers do I get to drink? My standards get lower as the alcohol content goes up!

I wanna hunt in your AO!!!!!

Antlers- Please delete your picture and post above. Rick shut down a thread with that one in it recently before, and made his opinion of it short and sweet. I was in agreement with him then, and still am.
There's a tolerable limit, and that one is definitely over the line.

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Y'all know who I think is hot...

No pics, please!!

Expat

Originally Posted by levrluvr

Antlers- Please delete your picture and post above. Rick shut down a thread with that one in it recently before, and made his opinion of it short and sweet. I was in agreement with him then, and still am.
There's a tolerable limit, and that one is definitely over the line.

I don't want this thread shut down and I remember when that other one was when the above referenced picture was posted. Frankly, I am not sure what is so bad about that particular picture. It is far less revealing than some of the others posted in this same thread, IMHO.

I need to recast my vote. My new favorite cougar is Sharon Stone. I think she is aging very well.

Originally Posted by Salmonella

I've taken note that Marie Osmond is looking pretty cougarish these days.

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Hubba Hubba
Hank

Can't forget Morgan Fairchild

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Originally Posted by boatboy

Originally Posted by Salmonella

I've taken note that Marie Osmond is looking pretty cougarish these days.

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Hubba Hubba
Hank

Yeah, but she doesn't drink. Axe me how I know?

Originally Posted by antlers

Speaking of cougars...just snapped a photo of a cougar sleeping in a tree out by the lake. I'm gonna try to sneak in closer. Wish me luck.
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If she's not careful, she'll need medical attention. (Surgery to remove old growth timber from a recreational area)

.

Brings a whole new meaning to uh woody!

Cheryl Ladd

Sara Evans

Originally Posted by byc

Brings a whole new meaning to uh woody!

Hey,watch it buster!!

Originally Posted by firstcoueswas80

Sara Evans

Sara is HOTTTTT...

sara evans...she is a doll!!

Originally Posted by antlers

Speaking of cougars...just snapped a photo of a cougar sleeping in a tree out by the lake. I'm gonna try to sneak in closer. Wish me luck.
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Is that the same picture jpb caught hell for posting?

same one.

Originally Posted by LBP

Originally Posted by firstcoueswas80

Sara Evans

Sara is HOTTTTT...

HOTTTTTTTT yes, but not old enough to qual as a cougar.

So, it's OK now?

It is for the tree.

The limb is woody.

I don't know why he got in trouble. Alot of the other pics people have posted are much more revealing or provocative.

Maybe its Ric's sister! Ha.

Waiting for the cyber bolt of lightning here...

Originally Posted by Partagas

I don't know why he got in trouble. Alot of the other pics people have posted are much more revealing or provocative.

Yup. That was the irony of it.

I did go look up the post by jpb to make sure I wasn't missing anything. I guess now I have the story including Ric's comments. JMO but if Rick wanted it gone the first time it was posted I think the original poster in this thread should remove just out of respect for Rick.

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HOTTTTTTTT yes, but not old enough to qual as a cougar.

Sara Evans is 40, and that's cougar territory.

Originally Posted by ironbender

Originally Posted by antlers

Speaking of cougars...just snapped a photo of a cougar sleeping in a tree out by the lake. I'm gonna try to sneak in closer. Wish me luck.
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Is that the same picture jpb caught hell for posting?

picture, what picture, i dont see nuthin

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anyone else prefer short hair over long hair?

Me! I do! Me! Me! Me!

Originally Posted by mathman

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HOTTTTTTTT yes, but not old enough to qual as a cougar.

Sara Evans is 40, and that's cougar territory.

I was about to say she was 40. Thats where cougar territory begins...

Originally Posted by MColeman

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anyone else prefer short hair over long hair?

Me! I do! Me! Me! Me!

Ahh a man of impeccable taste...

Originally Posted by mathman

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HOTTTTTTTT yes, but not old enough to qual as a cougar.

Sara Evans is 40, and that's cougar territory.

She's 40?????? Well I guess that changes her status then. WOW!

Originally Posted by troutfly

Originally Posted by mathman

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HOTTTTTTTT yes, but not old enough to qual as a cougar.

Sara Evans is 40, and that's cougar territory.

She's 40?????? Well I guess that changes her status then. WOW!

Yes Sir 02-05-71, so shes a new cougar...

My girlfriend loves the goodwife on abc, and I would definitly have to say she's a cougar. [Linked Image]

Julianna Margulies I believe is her name

Originally Posted by Irving_D

My girlfriend loves the goodwife on abc, and I would definitly have to say she's a cougar. [Linked Image]

Shes a beautiful woman...

Originally Posted by LBP

Originally Posted by troutfly

Originally Posted by mathman

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HOTTTTTTTT yes, but not old enough to qual as a cougar.

Sara Evans is 40, and that's cougar territory.

She's 40?????? Well I guess that changes her status then. WOW!

Yes Sir 02-05-71, so shes a new cougar...

Marrying Sara Evans is one of the benefits of being a former Alabama quarterback!

I like the long hair, much better for "rodeo " riding.
( you know .. mount them from behind, grab a handful and then tell 'em their mother ( or sister .. or father !! LOL )
was better!
Then hang on for the ride of your life!

How could I forget Janine Turner, please fogive me...

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Originally Posted by ColsPaul

I like the long hair, much better for "rodeo " riding.
( you know .. mount them from behind, grab a handful and then tell 'em their mother ( or sister .. or father !! LOL )
was better!
Then hang on for the ride of your life!

That is so freaking funny! Oh man, laughing my butt off!

Edit: and sick too.....

http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/27/2772/Q7WTD00Z/posters/gail-o-grady.jpg

Gail O'Grady fits the description.

Originally Posted by bbassi

make mine a Marg Helgenberger and Dana Delany sandwich on China Beach and I'll call it good.

I like your style!

of course I also like the Style of those liking that cute little redhead...Julianne

Originally Posted by LBP

I usually prefer women with short hair, anyone else prefer short hair over long hair?

Nope.
I like long hair. Something to run my fingers through.Women with short hair annoy me.

Originally Posted by LBP

I usually prefer women with short hair, anyone else prefer short hair over long hair?

Where?

You name it...

Originally Posted by JohnMoses

Is she? Well in that case here is my new one.

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Isn't that a guy in drag?

of course do you know that the picture on a one dollar bill is of a woman? George Bush's mother Barbara...

Originally Posted by Seafire

Originally Posted by JohnMoses

Is she? Well in that case here is my new one.

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Isn't that a guy in drag?

of course do you know that the picture on a one dollar bill is of a woman? George Bush's mother Barbara...

Ha! I thought it was Jimmy Carter when I posted above:

Originally Posted by jpb

Originally Posted by JohnMoses

Is she? Well in that case here is my new one.

Well, JohnMoses, I thought I had seen it all, until your post.

I can understand kinky, but you gettin' horned up over Jimmy Carter in drag... well, that is different.

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Not that there is anything wrong with that...

John

Great minds think alike!

John

Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444

Can't forget Morgan Fairchild

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now we are talking...

in my 30s, I admit to dreaming about a Morgan Fairchild and Suzanne Somers Sandwich in the middle of the night...

both of them were my dream gals...and they still look FINE in my memory banks..

I always had a very soft spot for a little gal out of Kentucky,
Patty Ramey...she's a class act

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and love to listen to her sing also...

Originally Posted by EvilTwin

Any one of them who would say "YES" to me!!!!

we have a winner

I hear Maria Shriver is available. If ya like libs.

1flier

TTT

Lots of cougars out there! And more a coming everyday.

Anne Heche will be 42 on the 25th. I alsways thought she was hot especially since she came back to our team...

I searched back through the thread any I don't think anybody has mentioned .................

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Lauren Conrad

Originally Posted by fish head

I searched back through the thread any I don't anybody has mentioned .................

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Oh Yeah....

Lets not forget Sarah...

How many in here would do Reba? I still think she looks good for her age, even though she's at least twice mine

Looks don't mean chit when ya get the lights/britches off and find out what kinda lover they really are, so in a way this question can't be answered, as ain't a one of us ever gonna know that.

Originally Posted by Irving_D

How many in here would do Reba? I still think she looks good for her age, even though she's at least twice mine

I would in a second. Reba is hot...

Ann Margret Olsson.

Originally Posted by 700LH

Looks don't mean chit when ya get the lights/britches off and find out what kinda lover they really are, so in a way this question can't be answered, as ain't a one of us ever gonna know that.

Lights off for her sake or yours?

Originally Posted by Irving_D

How many in here would do Reba? I still think she looks good for her age, even though she's at least twice mine

Reba would be doable as long as she didn't sing at me

. I just can't take her caterwaling.

Originally Posted by 1flier

I hear Maria Shriver is available. If ya like libs.

1flier

and skeletons!

Originally Posted by bruinruin

Originally Posted by Irving_D

How many in here would do Reba? I still think she looks good for her age, even though she's at least twice mine

Reba would be doable as long as she didn't sing at me

. I just can't take her caterwaling.

Oh yes, she looks better every time I see her,
But she'd have a sweat sock stuffed in her yap quickly, here.

Originally Posted by ColsPaul

Originally Posted by bruinruin

Originally Posted by Irving_D

How many in here would do Reba? I still think she looks good for her age, even though she's at least twice mine

Reba would be doable as long as she didn't sing at me

. I just can't take her caterwaling.

Oh yes, she looks better every time I see her,
But she'd have a sweat sock stuffed in her yap quickly, here.

I like a lot of her songs, but her bedroom noises, would be something I wouldn't want to hear

More my style.

Isabella Rossellini

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For more conventional taste.

Belinda Carlisle

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Two of the quintessential cougars that have regretably surpassed their "use by" date:

Kathleen Turner
Candice Bergen

In their day---wow---today, not so much, unfortunately.

eww...saggy breasts and bottoms. any women over 35 or so lose there " appeal " too me. doesn't mean they aren't fine ladies and good companions but don't they get my blood pumping...

Sterile monkeys.