1 - List various ailments and injuries in detail, no matter how small or large, and drugs taken to deal with them.

1 - Prayer requests, for the most obscure and distant relative we'll never ever know or care about.

1 - Forum good bye's

1 - Despair, depression, I might kill myself, life sucks, woe is me..

1 - Faking death.




Please vote, or add your own...

Claim to know it all and belittle those who don't agree with you.

Sooo, people suffering irritate you??

Posting polls....... #1

No, I can't suffer irritating people.

Nicely done!

Fake forum goodbyes.

LOL!!!

But I REALLY DO know it all and you are such a goof!

Eh76... Like a ninja....

Well done master! LMAO!!

Professional Whiners!!

I resmeble that remark...

Some folks need to learn either the ignore button which I've never felt the need to use, or how to simply ignore, which is how I deal with issues that I don't want to deal with... pretty simple.

+1

I hate to interrupt, but I actually just died.

Can we talk about me now?


Travis

It was prolly that nasty milk that dun kilt you, or whatever you are drinking in your avatar.

People who adovate outright theft in their sig line.


Rancho, you pretty much covered the rest!

Shooting an M700.

If Rancho's post is not 'attention whoring', I don't know what is.

What about the stuff in my avatar? Which is worse, milk or Hamms??

Having an avatar that flashes.

May not be any now. I "disabled" all of 'em on account of one.

hamms is better for you.

Bong yourself up and then post about humanity eating itself or some other weird chit.

Why does my peepee burn when I pee??

But Woody, whatever do you mean?
Someone like that *here*?



Gus, gus, and more gus

You must be thinking of Gus.

Use inflammatory thread titles and claim you're being objective about the subject matter.

oh? when did I ever claim I was being objective?

Preach to the choir long after the choir has fallen asleep.

Prayers sent?

I wasn't thinking about you.

Rude people that fart while on the forum.

Please don't make fun of dead-Travis. When he was living-Travis he was 6'6" of solid steel and sex appeal. His c@ck was often mistaken for a fire hose. The Dos Equis' commercial guy was modeled after him.

Don't even get me started on how amazing his car collection was.


Thanks,
The Artist Formerly Known as Travis.

Haha, I think I heard Alyssa Milano mention that about him in an interview.

Hi dogcatcher,

This actually is Alyssa Milano. Dead-Travis left me his password. I've been sucking him clean for at least a decade now.

I still can't believe how amazing he was.


XOXOX,
Alyssa

Hey Melissa, This is Buddy Moore. Can I lick your boobs?

Hey Alyssa, since Travis is dead, what do you say we hang out sometime?

Thanks!

PS. I drive a Ferrari.

I call the right one!

Oh, well Travis drove a super-duper Ferrari. They only made two of them. So basically, he is...ummm...I mean, was more awesome than you.


Travis

Schit, I mean Alyssa.



Travis

Ummm, 10 inches?

Hey dogcatcher,

This is Travis. I'm actually not dead. My neighbor's best friends' uncle's cousin's niece's sister broke into my house and typed all that stuff.

Boy, he's in some trouble let me tell you what. Anyway, let's just forget everything and move on.

Thanks,
Travis

Ok, sorry for describing my cock, and hitting on your girl.

JFC.... I cannot stop laughing right now...


Travis

Did the intruder drink all of your orange juice,errr, I mean, milk?

Back on track:

#1 post that the .270 is better than a 7x57.

Ummm.... Would you try and steal from a guy that drives a super-duper Ferrari and teaches kung-fu to CIA assassins? Didn't think so.

Think before you type silly questions sir.


Travis

oh it's been a great morning



laughter truly is the best medicine boys


you've about got me over the serious depression I was in over the death of one of our members

oh and let me tell you all the drugs I was taking to help with my depression......

..........I was going to say being from ... Loc: MONTANA

i anit folding my junk in half for no chic...

Daayum, I am enjoying the innanet this mornin...

Travis, took this pic of your girl this morning, before she left my house...sorry bro! Thought you were dead!

Clearly a Canuckian Lefty.

My vote is to start a informative thread on sniper rifles

I LOVE sniper rifles.

send it



send it



send it

That's why her 'gina looks like the open end of a coffee can!!! Lyin' slut told me she accidentally sat on a fire hydrant.

Thanks for your honesty sir. Bros before whoes....


Travis

What kind of Ferrari? Do you have an Accumark, also?

ND, am hopin you know it's Breast Cancer awareness month


hopefully you gave each of them girls an exam before posting their pics


how wrong would it be in this month of all months to post pix of chix, that might have a tumor?

safety first

feel free to post pix of any girls you thinks should probably be examined.

I can lend a hand


or two

Tim,

I can't type because I just blew my head off. Turns out my girlfriend (Alyssa Milano) is banging John Holmes (AKA dogcatcher).



Travis

better than John Moses

Dying here! hahahaa

Why would a gay man want Alyssa Milano?


Travis

Don't speak ill of the dead...JM has passed on this morning, you know....

F-ing rake stealing midgets...

that is what he gets for being mean to midgets.

I actually have a harder time figuring out why a gay man wouldn't. just the way my mind works.

They befreinded him ( see pic)...then stole his rake...


Bastids!

OK.....thats disturbing....

holy moly

that's Alyssa Milano?


I knew her name wasn't FOAD, I just knew it. Who would name their kid that?

Because firemen played with it a lot?

Because it's always drippin'?

F me, a guy could wear out a snare drum with all the bida bings goin on this mornin

Has to be a full moon tonight. Just has to be!

Thank God hunting season starts here tomorrow.....me and Alyssa have a ground blind set up and will be hunting together

Real nice. Picking on a guy that was dead when he wrote that.

You two should be ashamed.


Travis

Good luck following up dogcatcher. I could have spiraled a football through that thing...


Travis

Im using her poop exit so that point is moot

I told her i was hung like a baby. She seemed to lose interest until she saw it, and then screamed "I thought you were hung like a baby!" I replied, "I am, 21", 7 1/2 lbs."

Oh I thought you were hung like a babies arm holding an apple

Ummm... Just an FYI, that was the alternate I took. I would not follow suit. As you can see above, my schit is always dripping.


Travis

you azzholes spoil all my fun....Is it a clear discharge or green and pusy

Whenever these pecker measuring discussions come up, I just throw mine over my shoulder and walk away.

Ya'll better quite badmouthing my GF Alyssa.

Dude, just because you have a pic of her hanging in your 'happy room', it doesn't make her your girlfriend.

Can't "chew gum" and walk, eh?

The saying goes "whoever talks the most has the least..."

Just saying...

holy chit it's Les!!

Dude, we thought you were dead!!

WTF??

Fugger!!

Made me spit coffee all over the place.lol

Hey, when ya'll start badmouthin my girls, I come back out of hiding.

Les's girlfriend from Wyoming..she was bummed he missed the Oct antelope hunt.....

Ya'll do notice eh76 had this picture. Makes me wonder if them cold Wyoming nights aren't made warmer by her for him. No wonder sheep run scairt up there man.

Hey! I think Hamm's is a fine beer when a fella is into quantity rather than quality.

Only reason eh76 has the pic is that she gave it to him at the truck stop in Douglas to send on to ya, Les...

Sure...

He has the pic in hand Doc....why do you think he has been absent from here so much

Besides we had to post it before you did Les

Ya bastid.

You know how kindhearted I am, eh76... I was just trying to spare poor Les' feelers...

Thanks....I think.

Not ignoring, just trying to upload pics for you George. Picture worth a thousand words and all that...


Travis

Well,

If Squeeze was lying, do we kill him and make things right?

Can we kill byc while we're at it?

Based on this debacle I think his living is a far worse punishment.

But this has been hilarious.


Travis

I'm not familiar with the guy or his posts, so I don't know what to think.

But it looks like the majority think he's a rat.

BTW, I'm still for killing byc.

Hey now! Don't be pulling me down into your midget loving cesspool.

Man you guys destroyed Rancho's thread and at the same time proved his point. You should all be ashamed.

i got tears on this one.... lol!!!

Don't do it on the electric fence.

If you guys really do need help with this PM me. I've been there...


Travis