This is your chance to add your name to the list.....

I have the honor to be the first to check in here.

What??????

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Mike

Yeah I'm short bus material.




Judging from recent threads around here, I fit right in.

^

I won't be able to be retarded for four more years. I'm too young and I can't collect benefits from my employer until then.

I've been called a window-licker by my digital friends here, so maybe it's true?

What the heck, I lick the dam windows

lol

I have walked into rooms lately, and forgotten what fore. Count me in.

We prefer the term, "special".

present

I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer and a room full of bouncy balls would tickle the crap out of me

Especially me. Just call me "Special Ed"

As to the OP, are you asking about mentally, emotionally, physically, or scholastically?

Ed

Is that your new camping tent?

Present

Which one of you?

Ed

I'm close enough to Missouri to say thats some funny sh%t right there, think their momma had a quart and a half gallon bowl for haircut day?

One of my favorite Far Sides of all time!

I'm more of a dork...

It's a caret.



Get it?

Present till the short bus shows up (or my family has me Baker Act'd).

That's a fine bowl haircut if I ever saw one.

Lol... plus one...

If you count all four of those categories then I is retarded four ways. I guess that makes just me like wonder bread.

Count, who can count?

Ed

Don't no, I is too retarded to no.

I'm just a tard for now......not a re just yet

Been up since 2AM, feeling a little 'tarded.

I been told that I am beyond retarded

huh? Me?

People have refered to me as being "special" does that count?

I think many who have read my post would agree,deed I is challenged mentally.

I was tard yesterday and after working today, I'm retarded.

keep them cattle moving,rawhide.

GTC is the ugly one....I am the better looking one! Present and accounted for!

15 or 20 babies since then, weather couldn't be better!

I don't understand, what are we supposed to say?

Careful, you might hurt yourself.

That's why I hang out here, it's the only place I can be at the top of the curve.

More middle of the bottom here....grin

I forgot the question.

I'm confused

I am Sofa King we Todd did!!

I have a child that is mentally challenged, and I for one find this thread rather tasteless.

Your child may be mentally challenged but your child is far from retarded as those of us appear to be....it is a euphemism... and nothing more. It is what you make of it.

have yoooou seen my baseball?

Count me in....and I like it!

Translation:

"I'm a bouncy ball!
I'm a bouncy ball!"

Oh, and my foot's up. I mean paw. Er, hand. Whatever.

Sorry, would have responded earlier but I drooled on my keyboard.

Why are you touching it?

I am severely retarded.

I'm in my 50's but have the physique of a 21 year old.

I must be about 7 degrees past TDC.

I don't think I am, but my wife would disagree.

According to my wife I AM the poster child for retarded.

This whole thread is kinda like this song....





maddog

Some of us have to speak out for those that will not....Karnis, I am here for ya brother!

You're only retarded if you admit it! Lots more here than I thought there were.

My wife calls me special alot in that tone of voice, so count me in!


And Karnis.... you're not alone!!!

The 'Fire really is spiraling downhill, quickly.

iffin' the man in the long white coat advised me not to reproduce????..........uh-yes....i am

Gunner

Mustard 'n biscuits.

only after you sharpen yer lawnmower blade

Gunner

I think you meant 'wat for'

+1

I think this is someone's signature but I think it sums most of us up: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

You guys never cease to amaze. Laughed my ass off reading this...uh, self depreciating humor. I must be in good company.

I think he's the one in the middle!

Being 'retarded'....leaves me plenty of time for this and casting bullets!


Greatday by Sharps45 2 7/8, on Flickr

What list?

I dunt undastand the qestion.

After the spring break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent the holidays. One youngster offered the following: "We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.

They used to live in a nice big brick house. But, grandpa got retarded and they moved to Floriduh. Now they live in a place with lots of other Grandmas and Grandpas. They live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass.

They ride around in huge tricycles and wear nametags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a big building called the wrecked center. They must have fixed it because it looks pretty good now.

They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool, too, but they all jump up and down in it with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim. At the gate, there is a dollhouse with a little old man who sits in it.

He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes though, they do manage to sneak out. Then they go cruising in their golf carts.

Grandma used to bake cookies and other neat things, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And they eat the same thing every night, "Early Bird," whatever that is. Some of the people can't get past the old man in the dollhouse. So the ones that escape bring food back to the wrecked center and call it potluck.

My Grandma says Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says that I should work hard so I can also be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the old man in the dollhouse. Then I'll let people out so they can visit their grandchildren."

If a bunch of retarded outdoorsmen get together can they have something like a Poobah? What would a retarded Poobah be called?

Come on, one of you is gonna say it...

He who says it first claims the title!

waiting here.....

I qualify, but only on the optics board...

dave

You can say it if you want....

John Moses.