FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Our dastardly interrogators have been using the music from Sesame Street to torture terrorists into talking!!I 'bout had an Evilgasm when I saw this
Our dastardly interrogators have been using the music from Sesame Street to torture terrorists into talking!!I 'bout had an Evilgasm when I saw this
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
I think some Black sabbath interspersed with some John Denver would be good!
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Need to put them on a perpetual "It's a Small World" Disney ride. I was on that with my wife and young sons and it broke. Thought I'd go crazy after 20 minutes.
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Now there is TRUTH, that is a very maddening piece of music!
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
What a mind [bleep] we could enjoy using Sesame Street alone as an instrument to extract information. Hell, submerge them in a 24hr world of nothing but costumed sesame street critters always in character. Imagine an 8ft tall yellow bird screaming down at you, "Tell me how to get to Sesame Street, MF'r!"
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
The Grease soundtrack was alot more effective than heavy metal at getting people to want to talk.
I guess you can only hear "Oh oh oh those summer nights...." at an exteremly high volume so many times before you are ready to roll over.
And for a close second...who would have known terrorists hate Christmas music so much?
I guess you can only hear "Oh oh oh those summer nights...." at an exteremly high volume so many times before you are ready to roll over.
And for a close second...who would have known terrorists hate Christmas music so much?
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
I think Barney would work too.
Ernie
Ernie
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Originally Posted by T LEE
I think some Black sabbath interspersed with some John Denver would be good!
Uh Yes.......and all the while cookin' up big platter's of BLT sammiches, double bacon of course.
Gunner
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Mariachi bands will do it, too...
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
A good lap dance would do wonders 
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Originally Posted by DownWind
Need to put them on a perpetual "It's a Small World" Disney ride. I was on that with my wife and young sons and it broke. Thought I'd go crazy after 20 minutes.
Performed by an off key bluegrass band.
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Originally Posted by FlyboyFlem
A good lap dance would do wonders
What, administered by a camel?
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Originally Posted by jnyork
Originally Posted by FlyboyFlem
A good lap dance would do wonders
What, administered by a camel?
Nah, they'd enjoy that.
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
I'd go with Madona and other bad singers for the torture noise!
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Originally Posted by Dave_in_WV
Originally Posted by jnyork
Originally Posted by FlyboyFlem
A good lap dance would do wonders
What, administered by a camel?
Nah, they'd enjoy that.
I'm thinkin shaved armpits probably turn em off!
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Originally Posted by Dave_in_WV
Originally Posted by DownWind
Need to put them on a perpetual "It's a Small World" Disney ride. I was on that with my wife and young sons and it broke. Thought I'd go crazy after 20 minutes.
Performed by an off key bluegrass band.
Accompanied by a accordion and vocals by Slim Whitman :P
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Originally Posted by Dave_in_WV
Originally Posted by DownWind
Need to put them on a perpetual "It's a Small World" Disney ride. I was on that with my wife and young sons and it broke. Thought I'd go crazy after 20 minutes.
Performed by an off key bluegrass band.
Is there any other kind of bluegrass band?
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Barry.
Manilow.
Manilow.
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Yeah, Barry "I Write the Songs" Manilow. Slow rap by the other Barry would be too soon fatal.
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
Originally Posted by T LEE
I think some Black sabbath interspersed with some John Denver would be good!
I like John Denver
Snake
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
I believe an endless loop of I'd like to buy the world a Coke would make a dent in even the most hardened terrorist
Re: FINALLY-Sympathy for terrorists - 05/31/12
This will do them terrorists in...