I cant think of anything, except maybe.... "Hello, Mr. President? Are you home?"

How the HELL did you get that in there?

Or

Sorry due but your gonna die 'cause I ain't pulling that out!

"Yes,you are a dumb a$$"

"Yes, it's big enough. Welcome to the Democrat Party."

The new colonoscopy procedure under Obamacare.

"Elton John will be right with you"

Oregon alumni with a gerbil stuck...

"Meanwhile, at the WSM/WSSM Shooters Convention..!"

"Herro? Mr. Obama, come out prease."

Winner:


Eeeeeewwww!

Don't know about a caption....but the next couple in line don't look too happy.

"One in a million chance you say, eh? Sorry, no, I can't reach it... Oh, you've got like 20 text messages!"

The true story behind this pic is probably better than anything we can dream up.

The Democratic how to guide on bribing and brown nosing.

Step1: Proper motorboating techniques.

You never had to crack a smile before being allowed in the pool for gym class?


Why is the one standing in a foot bath?

Yes, I can fix you right up...and the taxpayers of MA will take care of the bill for you.

Help me find the keys to my car, and we can drive out.

Can't BELIEVE the guy in the white suit isn't wearing a full face shield.

Oh, .....part of this job, you say?

I think I'll pass, and stay with my job down at the sewer lagoon, thanks for the interview.

GTC

Spano !

GTF out of there !

GTC

Why the Sandusky tattoo??

Sorry...couldn't help myself.

beat me to it dammit!

What ever you do, don't sneeze!

Six in, only three more to go...

Say ahhhhhh

"Japan Now Has Its Own TSA"

It won't hurt. You'll just feel a little prick.

I can see the $10.00 you won in the bet, sure you want it?

It looks like the gerbil died.

Look Ma, no hands.

No need to raise a stink about it.

Wow...it does go sideways!

"Wow, last time I saw an a-hole that big it was on an American taxpayer."

Downward Doggy-Style

"Hurry up you guys! We need to fill the Penn State Stands!"

I lol'd at that.

I can clearly see you're nuts .

Is that what I think it is Mr. President? Why yes, it's another Executive Order about to develop.