What's your mailing address?

My little friend would wish to pop in for a visit...

I dare you.

KMA,, what is that schit heads address in TN?

Thanks buddy, and I'm only using half the word.

Don't worry - he can't run fast in crocs. The high heels slow him down...

Nope, but barefoot, I'll leave burn scars......putz!

winnie send it to me.....he will be up here in a week!

This spider was pretty fast... I think he can run down Les in Crocs.

Gee... thanks....Prick with ears!

I tried to give him this one...those are 357 mag cases not 22LR

You missed the spider a lot... look at all the empties...

I'd have just used. 12 gauge, I wouldn't have missed.

Remember Les, this guy knows where you sleep!

Keep one at hand when collecting your mail...

You Suck!

If I open anything from Calfornia and there is a Spider in it, I'm gonna castrate my cousin.

You should catch it and save it for when he comes out here to Kalifornia in December to visit. It will be nice for him to know that he has friends who care enough about him during the holiday season...

Butthead!

That is a good idea!

I can even put it in Christmas wrapping paper and put a little bow on it.

Ahhh, you live to far from her.

What? It would go a long way in showing you the depth of your friends admiration of you. I bet he would even let you name it!

I'd name it squish!

I live between San Fran and Sacremento. Message me...

Is that a threat? Do I need to get Allison to fly out here? He can anytime because he is rolling in cash.

Bitch!



Okay, that's low, I'll get you buddy.

He is flying coach as we speak... watch out buddy! He has kevlar in his truck.

Goodlettsville.

I think I may have a street address soon.

His middle name is Everett

Sounds real gangsta...

Here is Les reincarnated as a cat!

Meaner! :P

One of Les's frequent nightmares!

I wouldn't have been standing there holding a stick, thats for damn sure.

Okay, I say there is truth in this one!

I believe that, probably scream like a girl and set the record for standing broad jump.

I don't think a spider exists that catch Les when he hits warp speed getting away from it. lol

tom

No doubt about it, unless he trips on the hem of his nighty!

hah, I sleep Nekkid!

So you finally found something to scare even spiders away...

In that case you have nothing to worry about, the spiders will die of laughter!

Gotta let the roids breathe.

It is in case a robber breaks in. When he catches an eyeful of Les naked he will surrender on the spot.

Nah die laughing!

I heard he flashed a hooker in NYC and she said "sorry, I don't do miniatures."

I heard he flashed a female doctor and she whipped out a microscope.

Turdburglars!

With your albino whiteness, your poor wife prolly thinks she's sleeping next to a florescent lightbulb.....

Naw we didn't miss we let him live to meet Les later

buttmunchers!

I heard that he went down to Tiawana (sp)and there was a disturbance up on the Balcony of the Cathouse he was visiting and one of the girls came out of her crib pulling Les along by his manhood yelling at the top of her lungs:

"BAMBINO!!! BAMBINO!! BAMBINO!!!"

Damn Archie, that's harsh.

We actually had that happen to a guy I was stationed with at Sandia Base in Albuequerque back in 1959. He took took a weekend liberty down in Juarez or at least that's how the story went when he and his buddies got back to Sandia on Monday morning, just blushed and grinned and didn't tell us it was a sea story.