Mery chrismas to erryone here at da fire. Hope santy claus is good to yall. I raze my glass of unspiked egg nog to erryone. Mery Chrismas.

Unspiked?, You still on the wagon?

Merry Christmas to you and your family Catman.

Stil sober, an plan on stayin dat way.

Great!

Now, how about all the dough you are saving by not buying hootch, putting some aside for a simple spell-check program?

Well i gots dis kid on da way, so mayb in bout 5 yrs he can teech me how to spell

Good comeback!
Merry Christmas to you and your family.