...no, really:

The next Timothy Treadwell.

After the fact, her family will be sitting around asking, "how did this happen".....

wow. i would not do that, and i am a sport diver. lol serious cajones on that female diver...

she's got a real nasty case of stupid

Well, that is the before shot of shark turd, we will be seeing the after fairly soon.

Professional courtesy (she's an attorney).

sharks brain is larger than hers..........yep serious case of stupid...not cajones......just plain stupid like treadwell

They are ambush predators, and I guess if they aren't hungry, they aren't very aggressive. It would be hard to deal with one that suddenly decides, "no blubber on it, but it would be easy to catch!"

That explains it.....

Great whites are big, nasty, eating machines that will eat humans...just like salties.

Well, that explains it. Must be a class action attorney.

Like those who climb in the bear pit

BIG fish!

BIG, BIG, BIG!


If just fed a buffalo she's probably safe for the moment...
But I wouldn't want to piss it off!

Just like Timothy Bearpoop, Shelly Sharkshit is destined to be a snack.

That is funny right there!

I've see God knows how many Great White while fishing Isla de Guadalupe.

Great Whites are not the apex predator. This is:




Then again, the prey's a fish & predator a mammal belonging to the family of most intelligent animals on Earth.

Dolphins are the most intelligent animals on Earth.

Very nicely shaped lure.

Someone ought to have told blondie that Great Whites eat tuna.

Wait till she finds out it wasn't a dolphin!

I will say, if you walked up and tried to ride on a grizz's back, I'd bet 100% of the time the bear would shred your azz.

There. Fixed it for you Keith

^this^

she is a meal looking for a place to happen

I was thinking more along the lines of Steve Irwin, considering both have (had) to do with diving.

I saw an article on that with the same video. IIRC, she 17 years old and really really pretty. She really feels Great Whites are badly misunderstood. I hate to use the "dumb blonde" thing but I guess if the shoe fits. I wonder if her parent could be charged with child endangerment for allowing her to do this.
Paul B.

Well - she IS blonde!

Mark

Wonder if her friends nick named her "shark bait?"

Is it bad to have been waiting for the chomp, chomp, chomp and be kinda disapointed?

One day her parents are gonna say....Kimmy was such a nice girl....I don't know why the shark would do that....Then the libtards will want another gun ban!

Due to modern civilization and modern medicine, the weak, the slow, and the stupid don't get removed from the gene pool. But sometimes I think that mother nature still tries to improve the species by whispering in some people's ear..."go ahead sweetie, swim over to him...that's right, now grab the fin..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmPDoNrGWng

LMAO!

Now I'm REALLY LMAO!!!

TFF!

Excellent point.

Treadwell. Four years at most before she's missing a major appendage at best.

NOW I know where and how blonde jokes got started....

If they keep doing this, this will be where the blonde jokes END.

Too bad too. The world has never had too many pretty women. Hate to lose one to a bad case of the stupids.

I would never even think of doing that. The person filming it ain't any smarter than she is.

Oh yeah, and you guys will love this...her name is Ocean! What a dipschitt!

Sharkshit Shelly Ocean.

Well, if that don't have a nice ring to it.



Alright, that tears it.
Time for a poem.

I've some ideas but let's go this way...
Help me out here


Way at the bottom of the wide blue ocean

There came a 14 foot beast
It saw above a great deal of motion
It came looking for a feast
But instead, there was this blonde
Who came to scratch her curious itch
When the shark bit her in half
We at the fire said, "what a dumb b!tch".

Looks like she's met a few tiger sharks, too...

http://www.waterinspired.com/p1071146748

Excellent!
LMAO!