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Zimbabwe: Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover
Lion stalks courting couple and kills woman as boyfriend runs for help wearing nothing but a condom

By Hannah Osborne
March 6, 2013 2:06 PM GMT

A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach.

Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help.

Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems.

A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter.

"Cops and officers from Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority attended the scene and fired at the animal.

"The woman had already been killed. She had bloody bruises all over her body. Her neck and tummy had been mauled."

A man in the same suburb of Kariba was mauled to death a week ago, police said. They believed he was attacked on his way home from a nightclub and said it could have been the same lion that killed Mawera.

Locals are living in fear of further attacks, the news site added.

While big cat attacks in Zimbabwe are fairly rare, another took place near the Zambesi River in 2010, when a man was killed by a pride of lions while he was bathing.

Tourist Pete Evershed was using an outside shower when four or five lions attacked.

Eight villagers were killed over the space of two months and the attacks only stopped when a pride of lions was killed.
There is a quip lay up in here, but it's just too hard to know where to begin...
Da king of beast dont follow nobody.

Gunner
Guess his protection wasn't rated for Lion Attack...
Interesting that the author thought "sideways position" was pertinent to the article.
Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444
Guess his protection wasn't rated for Lion Attack...


I don't know about that. He emerged from an encounter with an enraged pussy-cat unscathed, didn't he?
Originally Posted by Bluedreaux
Interesting that the author thought "sideways position" was pertinent to the article.


"kitty style" didn't seem apprapo....
Good thing he had that condom on; otherwise he would have been totally naked. Modesty has its place.
A black guy using a condom...has this been confirmed by Snopes?
Shoulda had a Magnum!
for a moment there he just thought she was really getting into it

No such thing as safe sex.
Guy has quit praying for p.....!
The Lion was thinking, chit i want to eat some of that Black Pussie to.
An eyewittness said...... "One com'ah run'n and one run'ah com'n!"
The only difference between this "incident" in 2013 A.D. and 2013 B.C. is the presence of a condom and a motorway w/cars.....and the motorway w/cars will soon be a thing of the recent past the way Zimbabwe is currently circling the toilet. Maybe Obummer can air-drop crates of condoms once civilization completely collapses in Zimbabwe??
The woman squealing like a stuck pig while she was getting porked probably didn't help. laugh
This story puts this motivational poster in a whole 'nother light...
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Lion attacks beast with 2 backs. Film at 11.
Hmmmm, if John Wayne Gacy could've used the hungry lion alibi, he'd be making sausage outta Barney Frank by now.
Originally Posted by PAMac
An eyewittness said...... "One com'ah run'n and one run'ah com'n!"


Holy [bleep] that made me laugh!
That's a guaranteed way to rid oneself of one of those 4 hour woodies.
The guy thought he wanted in a puzzle, until one showed up.
Talk about being F&^Ked!
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