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Target Apologizes
lmfao
No lawsuit? Great!

Funny as hell.
It looks like a pleated curtain to cover meat curtains. laugh

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You just gota love Political Correctness.

Pretty soon people are going to get their panty's in a twist when you say Hello in the wrong tone.
Originally Posted by Beargrease

Did the manatees get mad over it?
If I was a manatee I would be pissed
I don't even think a manatee would wear one of those.
"Large, blubbery, creature." laugh
I was told in college whilst given a presentation that I can no long call a flip chart a flip chart. That was derogatory to Filipinos.

Ok, I said, but so you know when I give my power point presentation I will ask someone to flip off the light switch.
Buffalo Brown was the other color it was offered in! LOL not really, but it should have been.
Human cows supporting sea cows
the attached photo illustrates not only 'manatee gray', but the type of women that would wear that size dress
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Note that the term 'sow' also applies to both creatures.
My wife bought four new dresses yesterday, and none of them looked like that. Then again, my wife is about as far from looking like a manatee as a woman can get.
Old time sailors used to think manatees were mermaids.

May be the best compliment some of the dress wearers are going to get.
I hear they're selling the remainder of those plus sized manatee gray dresses to Big Lots.
Every time I see the word manatee I think of this joke- grin


I saw a fat woman down the pub, wearing a T-shirt that read - Watch out, I'm a maneater!

I went up to her and said "Excuse me, about your T-shirt slogan."

She stopped me and angrily said "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well I can't help my size you know!"

I said "Actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all."

She looked happier and smiled as she said "Oh yes, what did you want to say then?."

"That's not how you spell Manatee."
Now that is funny!! Manatee Gray works... lol.
Travis wasn't offended at all. He wears basic black. whistle

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Originally Posted by RWE
Old time sailors used to think manatees were mermaids.



Old time sailors stayed out at sea for a long , long ,long time. It would take them months & even years to cross an ocean.


Mike
Thinking manatee grey could be kinda sexy on the right woman... oh, wait, that's the problem isn't it. Oops.
Originally Posted by fish head
It looks like a pleated curtain to cover meat curtains. laugh

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Meat curtains?

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OMG, triple gunt!
I wonder if she has cankles to match?

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Originally Posted by Beargrease
Originally Posted by fish head
It looks like a pleated curtain to cover meat curtains. laugh

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Meat curtains?

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I wonder, how far did she drive that post into the ground?
At least as far as her last boyfriend. grin
Hm.
Now I see the logic in vertical pleats.








It hides the horizontal pleats in the meat curtains. laugh
Yeah, there was no reason to label it as 'manatee grey'. They could have easily changed it to 'battleship grey', or even 'Hindenburg grey', how about 'Gray Whale grey'? See? Lots of other choices.

Looks like nice material.
Nice color, too.

Take the girls offended down to tent and awning for measurements and give 'em a free-be.

Sold by Target, but manufactured by Alaska Tent and Tarp.
Meat curtains?

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I have never seen something like that! That has to be photoshop. PLEASE tell me it's photoshop!
It's the real deal. Unfortunately. sick
Originally Posted by ironbender
Sold by Target, but manufactured by Alaska Tent and Tarp.


Or, Pampa Tent and Awning, Pampa, TX.
Originally Posted by Gun_Geezer
Meat curtains?

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I have never seen something like that! That has to be photoshop. PLEASE tell me it's photoshop! [/quote]

Her belly ate the damn mailbox off that post. sick

Gunner

Mailbox schmailbox (I better be careful with that...)

she has such pretty eyes.
And a great personality.
and....



and....

You guys are just MEAN!

lol
Originally Posted by fish head
It looks like a pleated curtain to cover meat curtains. laugh

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That ain't a dress.

It some curtains from down at the funeral parlor.
The fat might be thick but the skin apparently is quite thin...
I heard this on the drive home from work....I damn near drove the car into the ditch I was laughing so hard!

�Manatee Gray� LMAO!
Originally Posted by ingwe
The fat might be thick but the skin apparently is quite thin...


Gotta give that tattoo artists props.

It musta be a real bitch to hold any kind of pattern with that belly bouncing around under the tattoo gun.

But maybe he had 4 assistants.

"You!,...grab the east side,...you over there,..grab the west side,...you two take north and south and ever'body *lean* until there's a spot that's pulled taught. Just hang in there. I'll work as fast as I can and we'll take a break at halftime."
Originally Posted by Archerhunter

Mailbox schmailbox (I better be careful with that...)

she has such pretty eyes.
And a great personality.
and....



and....

You guys are just MEAN!

lol


Mailbox snailbox. sick laugh

Gunner
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