Every time I see the word manatee I think of this joke-
I saw a fat woman down the pub, wearing a T-shirt that read - Watch out, I'm a maneater!
I went up to her and said "Excuse me, about your T-shirt slogan."
She stopped me and angrily said "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well I can't help my size you know!"
I said "Actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all."
She looked happier and smiled as she said "Oh yes, what did you want to say then?."
"That's not how you spell Manatee."