The Ape Swagger Handshake and the Dude Hug prompted this one. For those of you not in the farm belt, we have this idiotic commercial on television for some agricultural product that claims that you will see all of these farmers who used their product engaging in the "yield bump" (a fist bump) with each other everytime they meet in acknowledgement of their superior intelligence in using said product. It is even more insulting than it is ridiculous.