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It says she's on a spiritual quest

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/11/search-continues-for-naked-woman-on-spiritual-quest-in-washington-state-forest/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fnational+%28Internal+-+US+Latest+-+Text%29


*sigh!*

Without such poor judgement on the part of young women, most of us here would prob'ly still be virgins....


Here's hoping she didn't run into a bear on a hunger quest, or a murderer on a murder quest (first guy I'd look at was whoever was her "spiritual advisor".)

I'm hoping she went barefoot, in which case she oughtta be pretty close.

Hoping this turns out well, from little we know sounds like her heart might have been in the right place, just not her skills and decision-making.

Birdwatcher


since I have been recently pilloried for my lack of compassion, for the the shallowness of my cup of human kindness............I'll refrain from commenting on this lassie's plight. laugh
Just to get this thread on the right track


There is probably no shortage of volunteers to go into the bush and find her

They are searching from the bottom up

They will find the bare naked truth in the end


I'm just glad to see the story getting the exposure it warrants.
how can i help...let me get a shower and some wine.......
Originally Posted by atvalaska
how can i help...let me get a shower and some wine.......


you don't need the wine, she's already nekkid.

I hope she read a Euhll Gibbons (sp?) book before venturing into the wild.

Eat enough pine cones and grow some hair on her chest maybe she'll go all Jane Goodall with a bigfoot.



Originally Posted by smalljawbasser
Originally Posted by atvalaska
how can i help...let me get a shower and some wine.......


you don't need the wine, she's already nekkid.


This thread is useless without pictures.

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The searchers need to be cautious of the mountain beaver in the area, I hear they are ferocious when cornered.
Originally Posted by Archerhunter

I hope she read a Euhll Gibbons (sp?) book before venturing into the wild.

Eat enough pine cones and grow some hair on her chest maybe she'll go all Jane Goodall with a bigfoot.





sadly, Eule Gibbons died of Dutch Elm Disease.
Originally Posted by Mannlicher

sadly, Eule Gibbons died of Dutch Elm Disease.


LMAO!!!!

laugh laugh laugh


And all this time I thought he choked on a pine cone.

Originally Posted by Mannlicher
I'm just glad to see the story getting the exposure it warrants.


That was insensitive! wink
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since I have been recently pilloried for my lack of compassion


Ya well, I shamelessly apply different standards to attractive, naked, nubile nineteen year-old girls running around in the woods.

I think its called "profiling".
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...and some wine


In this case instead of a blanket and a bottle of wine, I'd bring a blanket and a bottle of mosquito repellent.
Originally Posted by Archerhunter

I hope she read a Euhll Gibbons (sp?) book before venturing into the wild.

Eat enough pine cones and grow some hair on her chest maybe she'll go all Jane Goodall with a bigfoot.





Yep, I bet ol' Sasquatch has done stump-broke her. If he knocks her up, I wonder if the kid will look like Travis?




Tim
Originally Posted by Skeezix
Originally Posted by Archerhunter

I hope she read a Euhll Gibbons (sp?) book before venturing into the wild.

Eat enough pine cones and grow some hair on her chest maybe she'll go all Jane Goodall with a bigfoot.





Yep, I bet ol' Sasquatch has done stump-broke her. If he knocks her up, I wonder if the kid will look like Travis?




Tim


You beat me to that dammit grin

Pretty cute girl, based on the photo at Fox, so I suspect there won't be any shortage of guys looking for her smile

Hopefully she is found safe and merely gets a life lesson...

...although this event could inspire the first full length Messin' with Sasquatch movie grin
The old saying in Skamania County is that "Once you go Sasquatch, we don't want you back.

Seriously, it sounds like another Liberal Wackjob is helping Darwin improve the SW Washington gene pool.
No worries fellas. Travis drove over and will find her quickly.
Originally Posted by Skeezix
Originally Posted by Archerhunter

I hope she read a Euhll Gibbons (sp?) book before venturing into the wild.

Eat enough pine cones and grow some hair on her chest maybe she'll go all Jane Goodall with a bigfoot.


Yep, I bet ol' Sasquatch has done stump-broke her.

Tim


Figured the Goodall - Mr Bigfoot connection would get this thread rollin'.

Now I'm rollin on the floor!
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If he knocks her up, I wonder if the kid will look like Travis?

Damn if that ain't a case for the morning after pill, that right there.

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At least he won't have to plead the 5th...


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Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
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since I have been recently pilloried for my lack of compassion


Ya well, I shamelessly apply different standards to attractive, naked, nubile nineteen year-old girls running around in the woods.

I think its called "profiling".


Porch girl.

Best profile shot anyone on this shooters website ever shot at.

(help...)

What no pictures?
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