high speed chit impact.

is there a matching stain in your shorts?

Pickup.

Run over a feller with a chaw of tobacco in his mouth?

Yes, and no.

It was one of the field crew work trucks.

The only report is that it was a big velvety buck.

It's amazingly consistent how they flip around and their ass end slams the side, followed by the colon blow.

I only hit deer with bullets....

A reflection of you on a truck door above a wad of chit you knocked out of something.

Being a country boy, woodsy and such.. I dun seen that before, might have even got some on me a time or 2.

I was on motorcycle once when a doe crossed my lane only to be pile driven by a school bus grill that I was meeting at 60-ish MPH.

It was a Menajah-poo.

My back fender caught some spray that time.

Best I ever saw, since no one was hurt, was a deer jumping a concrete median barrier in front of me.

It turned on the afterburners to clear my lane, did the power leap and got over that silly 4 foot concrete wall like it was nothing.

Sailing through the air, all majestic and picturesque.

And a tractor trailer rig caught it in full flight.

Windshield, roof, spoiler, the works.

*poof*

Yeah this doe was mid leap when the school bus grill crushed her too.

It was like when a baseball bat connects with a ball and the compression of said ball tests the stitching.

You got liberal all over your door.

I was thinkin' possum SPLAT!!!!!!!!


Mike