Play time!

Lean how to pee standing up

Go down on a first date?

Go back to sleep...

Get Prozac?

Cuss, because I don't want to have to put up with women in the manner some men do....

Begin an endless stream of nonsensical chatter and set out on a life without reasoning and accountability. Not that I'd want to, just seems to be required....

Then I'd stare at my tits for a while. Wait...do we get to choose how old we are and what we look like? This is a crucial piece of information before I can give an honest answer. And no, I'd not do dudes. I'd set out to eat record amount of fish taco and clam sandwich.

Get a raise.

Scott, I think it's spelled 'rise'.

There was a good book called "Dick for a Day" published about 10 years ago. Pretty much covered one half of the discussion, as I saw it.

What if ...








I'd still be trying to get the goop off my junk.

Thanks the Goddess I live in American where women have it made compared to any other country in the world.

Begin my first day as a true lesbian.

With my luck I'd be having my first period....

Jump rope in front of a mirror 'till I got black eyes.

If a woman can stand in front of a closet full of clothes that she bought and not be able to figure out what to wear, what kind of chance would a woman have standing in front of a closet full of men's clothes and trying to pick out something to put on?

Gay bar. 'Nuf said.

Immediatly miss the fact I can longer fire off knuckle children...

First I would take a shower with the curtain open so I could see my fine self in the mirror ( no joke) and second I would quit my job and go get on birth control cause them high end prostitutes make a good living (joke). 3rd I would go find some guy addicted to vaginal intercoarse and become his girl friend so I could do whatever the he11 I pleased and act however I wanted to act. I would spend his money, use his boat and guns while he was at work. I would cook for the poor bassturd though cause there has to be some amount of good deep down in there somewhere in a woman. wink.

Wonder if the camo I'm wearing makes my butt look fat.

Pass out

Ummmm.....did you just say that?

Your goddess now has a dick. Enjoy!

If I woke up a woman, I'd still be a fat ugly monster with a bad temper that can roll over Volkswagen beetles with one hand, and knock the front teeth out of nasty horses with a single punch. I guess the only difference would be that people would refer to me as a word that begins with a 'c" rather than a "p". Not much of a change really.

I wouldn't hang out here anymore...

ROR!

I'd be a lesbian.

I'd yawn since I wouldn't have balls to scratch

I'd order a huge dilddo.



Travis

I would definitely become a lesbian.

Try to get in touch with my male side!

I'd pee standing up and see if it's really that difficult to pee into the toilet bowl and not all over the toilet and floor. Then I'd put the toilet seat down.

I never woulda guessed there were so many closet homos here.

Hmmmmmmm?

I think that you might want to examine the post that you responded to a little more. miles

Although I probably wouldn't need anything, I would most likely have the unexplainable desire to go on a shopping spree.

Miss Lynn;
I trust that this finds you feeling better and that your family is doing well this cold Saturday morning.

The wood stove is glowing at our house, the coffee on and the Western Screech Owl is - well screeching - outside my window as I type. I guess he doesn't appreciate the cold much either.

It's interesting you should post this as I was just talking to my brother in Saskatchewan last night about something similar.

He's the father of 4 boys and 2 girls and I live with my good wife and 2 daughters.

I was relating to him that I've come to grips with the realization that one of my many shortcomings is that I don't empathize well with anyone else - even of my own gender.

Further to that, it is abundantly clear to me that while the 3 ladies I live with are among the most logical thinking females I've yet to meet - I do not think or better said process information and make decisions in the same way they do.

Therefore if I were to wake up tomorrow in the condition described in your original post, to be brutally honest I have no clue what I'd do - as I have no clue how you all think.

Anyway, that's as honest and forthright as I can be on this frigid morning.

All the best to you and yours Miss Lynn and happy American Thanksgiving to you all as well.

Regards,
Dwayne

I'll agree with Dwayne on the thought process of the fairer sex.
I use my running joke about looking into my family tree.
You'd be surprised how many women I found. It must be close to half!
I like to add, when was the last time you saw a rancher with 100 bulls, and three cows?

I'm old. I guess it has a different meaning now. It once meant 'get laid'.

I would go to the laundry room,adjust the level on the dryer feet so it would shake like a MoFo, fire it up and sit on the corner�..

PooBah, you are getting strange.

I perceive you are perceptibly more perceptive than many on the fire perceive.

Thanks, I think. miles

if I had the same drive that I've had as a man, probably make my mother even more ashamed of me!


a key that opens any lock is a master key


a lock that can be opened by any key is broken


I know it ain't fair, but it is what it is

You mean ANOTHER one...?

I'd play with myself like like I do every morning.

But I think his perception has been polluted.

Whinge, moan, bitch, and whine about everything under the sun...then get someone else to mow the lawn.

That's funny... Haaaaahaaaahaaa... hey wait, she told me they come from the factory that way and not to fix it... hey! wait a minute...

Kent

This also works if you have a motorcycle on a kickstand�.just remember to open the garage door before 'riding' to let the carbon monoxide out...

I'm going to hide in the laundry basket and peek...

Kent

Chicks are soooo lucky�..

I disagree, my wife has seen me naked and there is no way that can be construed as lucky.

If you were a chick... I'd hit you... twice... just say'n...

Kent

Cease thinking rationally !

Jeez, Dwayne, "I dunno" would have been sufficient!!

My ex-wife did just that. Love at first lick.
Paul B.

Yep ! Especially with those multiple orgasms that we can have that last longer than you could only dream about, and even then you would come up short

Anyway, if I woke up as a woman I'd immediately make a sandwich...

Kent

GFM ;-{>8

Cop a feel and kill myself.

If you really think about it, that is soooooooooooooo twisted

That's from an episode of "Married With Children" where Bud grew breasts for some reason.

Someone asked him where he was going. "To cop a feel and kill myself."

After I got done playin' with myself I'd schedule a sex change.

Shure�..rub it in��so to speak�.

Maybe a certain fellow would make better picks when he chooses teams.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, what comes to mind

WTF? Is your post directed to me, Colorado1135? I am a married female that happens to enjoy male/female sex.

Apparently, your reading skills are lacking? Or maybe you're revealing something about yourself?

Go scratch your balls and then GFY.

Get a room.

You knew what I was thinking, so you are as guilty as I am

Ummm...errr...welll..ahhh..is it hot in here...

I so gotta get me a dog like Ingwe's.

Excuse me, I hafta to go roll in the snowbank again��..

Cold shower down here,no snow.

I swear I don't mean to be this bad, I just am, naturally....

Actually that is not true, I am worse than this in person....

Well then, if that's true, 'bout time you showed up at a Campfire gathering.

Miss Lynn; just curious, but what is the first thing you'd do?

Priceless!

Gotta love a woman that knows how to cuss!

Cuss, because I don't want to have to put up with women in the manner some men do....

Thank you for your quick and honest response. I'm a recently retired male RN and have probably heard more women cussing women than men cussing women in the past 30 years. Come to think of it in previous mostly male oriented jobs I've had, I've probably heard more men cussing men than cussing women. Enjoy your threads.

Signup for ObamaCare and get one of those free sex change operations.

I'd lock the doors and pull the shades and see how many household appliances will fit up there!

I don't think he was talking to you. He was talking about the guys saying things like "I'd go down on the first date"

He just happened to reply to your post. But that was kind of a funny response!

If I have this right , I wake up with my mind intact but with the body and drives of a woman ? Well first I'd go back to bed and hope it's a nightmare and wake up me. If that doesn't work then I'm not long for the world. There's no wayd I'd be able to reconcile my mind and being attracted to men.I'd be eating my 12ga in a day. That and dealing with having to sit on a toilet that some dude has pissed all over. Now if I kept my male drive then I'd buy a bunch of toys and hang out at all the lesbo dives. . My buddies would have the coolest chick ever to hunt with but they're not getting anywhere. Ha ha ha !