"poor thing, we've had her at the console there for 26 hours straight, looking for some mini mags."

That's great.

The other kid in the picture is my granddaughter.

She was punished that day for not finding them first.

Good one Andrew

Reason to have kids:

So you can pay some b!tch who has gotten fat and lazy both child support and alimony later down the road.

^ Oops. Looks like our 4-eyed friend has been stung. So how much did she weigh when it was all said and done, as in "sit on my face and let me guess ...?"