(with the exception of my parents)... that I should reproduce as often as possible.
So you should all be excited to hear that the newest 'flave is due any day now.
You're welcome.
Travis
Hot dang, congratulations!
Oh schit, hey you ain't getting married again are you.
You can send me a good stogie
Congats.
Congrats! May the little one be the best of you and your wife!
(with the exception of my parents)... that I should reproduce as often as possible.
So you should all be excited to hear that the newest 'flave is due any day now.
You're welcome.
Travis
Who's the father?
Just kidding. I hope everything comes out alright, I mean OK, and mom and child are good to go.
Buck or doe?
Congrats to the clan and wishes for a healthy baby & mom.
YOU can GFY.
grins
Thanks guys. No idea if it will be a boy or girl.
You gotta tell these dumbphukk doctors over and over that you don't want to know until the child is born.
Travis
I seem to recall the last time you got married was right around this time last year - April 1, wasn't it?
Oh schit, hey you ain't getting married again are you.
No sir. I got married last year and she still listens real good so we are still together.
Travis
Well, your life is about to change--and it's all for the better! Congratulations!
I seem to recall the last time you got married was right around this time last year - April 1, wasn't it?
Yeah. And none of you miserable [bleep] showed up. Thanks again.
Travis
Well, your life is about to change--and it's all for the better! Congratulations!
My life will change? How you figure?
Travis
It gonna smell like schitt and vomit just a tad more frequently than usual, no biggie...
Ha. You think Col. Travis changes diapers or something?
I have a feeling he will teach her t shoot a gun in a few years.
Congrats!
Though you screwed up and couldn't even GFY right.
Thanks guys. No idea if it will be a boy or girl.
You gotta tell these dumbphukk doctors over and over that you don't want to know until the child is born.
Travis
Drs? I thought you only had Medicine Men out there.
You gonna do natural childbirth? All you need is some hot water (no idea), some towels, and a catcher's mitt. You can cut the cord with one of them fancy pants knives your sportin'.
Geezus H. Keerist, another 'Flave progeny telling the world to GFY for another generation! Congrats on the tax deduction and the fact that your boys can swim!
(with the exception of my parents)... that I should reproduce as often as possible.
So you should all be excited to hear that the newest 'flave is due any day now.
You're welcome.
Travis
Let me guess.......due April 1?
Isn't that convenient. Same day as you "anniversary".
Doesn't that day have some colloquial name?
Aw jeez! Now there's gonna be another one of you bastids telling us all to GFY!
(with the exception of my parents)... that I should reproduce as often as possible.
So you should all be excited to hear that the newest 'flave is due any day now.
You're welcome.
Travis
Let me guess.......due April 1?
Isn't that convenient. Same day as you "anniversary".
Doesn't that day have some colloquial name?
This
So you should all be excited to hear that the newest 'flave is due any day now.
I called it last year too......
Liar liar pants on fire......
(with the exception of my parents)... that I should reproduce as often as possible.
So you should all be excited to hear that the newest 'flave is due any day now.
You're welcome.
Travis
It is lambing season, after all...
(with the exception of my parents)... that I should reproduce as often as possible.
So you should all be excited to hear that the newest 'flave is due any day now.
You're welcome.
Travis
Yeah, sure. Seems it was just a year ago that you didn't get married. I'm waiting for pics of the little fart before offering up any congratulations.
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me...
"Couple of days" hmmm
Oh well, congrats and be sure and tell IT to GFI.
Drs? I thought you only had Medicine Men out there.
You gonna do natural childbirth? All you need is some hot water (no idea), some towels, and a catcher's mitt. You can cut the cord with one of them fancy pants knives your sportin'.
Geezus H. Keerist, another 'Flave progeny telling the world to GFY for another generation! Congrats on the tax deduction and the fact that your boys can swim!
I may have one more after this. I don't like the idea of having an empty house.
Travis
Aw jeez! Now there's gonna be another one of you bastids telling us all to GFY!
Not a bastard. I was married last year. Remember?
Travis
Don't tell me. Let me guess.
The baby is due tomorrow�..
April Fool, and GFY, Travis.
BTW, starting on March 31 is cheating.
Yeah, sure. Seems it was just a year ago that you didn't get married. I'm waiting for pics of the little fart before offering up any congratulations.
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me...
You and aalf are going to feel silly after this newest 'flave enters the earth.
Travis
April Fool, and GFY, Travis.
BTW, starting on March 31 is cheating.
WTF? Do you guys think I would joke about something like this?
Travis
This is just the most splendid news, quite wonderful.
Lemme know if you need to borrow a calf puller and chains.
Don't tell me. Let me guess.
The baby is due tomorrow�..
One cannot guess when the Lord will decide to deliver unto us the newest 'flave.
But it could go any time now according to my wife.
Travis
Congrats Travis Only thing better than having kids is grandkids
Congrats!
Though you screwed up and couldn't even GFY right.
Laughin'...
Travis
But it could go any time now according to my wife.
Travis
Thought so.
I will present unto his Eminence, the newest flave, should it be a man-child�.my much used and treasured Randall�..
This is just the most splendid news, quite wonderful.
Lemme know if you need to borrow a calf puller and chains.
Thanks Sam.
But I don't plan on getting too involved. I probably won't even go in the delivery room.
I get a laugh out of all these dads cutting cords and other stupid schit. If I wanted to be as stupid as a doctor, I'd have been a doctor.
Travis
Thought so.
I will present unto his Eminence, the newest flave, should it be a man-child�.my much used and treasured Randall�..
What if it's a little tiny infant girl?
Travis
In a couple of days....
Pics, or it never happened.
Congrats, just in case.
Congrats Travis Only thing better than having kids is grandkids
I look forward to those too.
Travis
Be sure and have yerself some umbilical scampy........
Thought so.
I will present unto his Eminence, the newest flave, should it be a man-child�.my much used and treasured Randall�..
What if it's a little tiny infant girl?
Travis
Should it be a female, she shall receive my keepsake Cubic Zirconium Tiara.
Thought so.
I will present unto his Eminence, the newest flave, should it be a man-child�.my much used and treasured Randall�..
What if it's a little tiny infant girl?
Travis
Leopard thong?
Nevermind, Poobs already bequeathed that to Ace.
a little tiny infant girl�.
I think there may be some redundancy in there�.
Be sure and have yerself some umbilical scampy........
What is that?
Travis
Nevermind, Poobs already bequeathed that to Ace.
Speaking of Ace... He is supposed to come pick up a bow and arrow from me some time this month.
I might take him out to the range so he can teach me the ol' LEFT JAB!
Travis
Nobody can miss like Ace.
Nobody.
Travis
You'll be eating those words after I post a picture of a newborn infant baby tiny 'flave.
Travis
Be sure and have yerself some umbilical scampy........
Placenta pate'
Clyde
Ha. You think Col. Travis changes diapers or something?
I have a feeling he will teach her t shoot a gun in a few years.
This is correct.
I don't deal with human beings until they can speak English, and not schit their pants.
(BillyGoatGruff is the exception to these rules.)
Travis
Be sure and have yerself some umbilical scampy........
Placenta pate'
Clyde
Must be a southern thing. I have no idea what you two are talking about.
Travis
I don't deal with human beings until they can speak English, and not schit their pants.
Same here.
The big question is, who keeps telling you to go forth and procreate?
Obamacare vasectomy:
The big question is, who keeps telling you to go forth and procreate?
Everybody I know wants more of me.
I've looked into cloning but it is cost prohibitive at this point. Procreation is the next best thing.
Travis
If you can find Nurse Fugley to hold your pee pee outta the way, I'm sure there'd be a line to man the mallet....
I would never get neutered. Ever. Never.
Travis
I would never get neutered. Ever. Never.
Not much say in it if you're "Bobbitized".....
That'll never happen either. I lock the doors before I pass out.
Travis
I work in a DNA sequencing lab, and we have perfected low cost cloning. I have 3 of me on call at any given time. Comes in handy but they lack my social skills.
Just please don't name him Carl and allow him to wear a Calvary hat
Congrats!
I'll get to sell another knife. Congratulation's
I work in a DNA sequencing lab, and we have perfected low cost cloning. I have 3 of me on call at any given time. Comes in handy but they lack my social skills.
So if you have sex with your clone are you considered gay? Or merely masturbating?
Congrats Travis..........
I was wondering why you had put on weight.
Congrats.
Wife just sent me a text saying they are going to take her to the part of the hospital that delivers babies.
Travis
I was wondering why you had put on weight.
Congrats.
That has nothing to do with pregnancy. That has to do with giving up on life.
Travis
I'll get to sell another knife. Congratulation's
Oh so now it's all about you huh?
Besides I appear to be buying darn near everything you're making.
http://www.urologyteam.com/?q=dr-richard-chopp Here you go. A local legend around Austin they say. Dr. Dick Chopp.
Come on down, I'll put you for a day or two, even throw in a bag of frozen peas. Lol
Wife just sent me a text saying they are going to take her to the part of the hospital that delivers babies.
Travis
tell her good luck.
I'm bettin it's a girl.
Wife just sent me a text saying they are going to take her to the part of the hospital that delivers babies.
Travis
Cows, hogs, dogs, SHEEP, etc?
I wish some of you guys would show a little reverence.
Travis
April Fool, and GFY, Travis.
BTW, starting on March 31 is cheating.
WTF? Do you guys think I would joke about something like this?
Yup.
you will go to heaven
I'll get to sell another knife. Congratulation's
Oh so now it's all about you huh?
Besides I appear to be buying darn near everything you're making.
(with the exception of my parents)... that I should reproduce as often as possible.
So you should all be excited to hear that the newest 'flave is due any day now.
You're welcome.
Travis
You just found out too, huh
There were some complications early on so I have kept the information to myself and some close friends. But last month the doctor said things were looking good to go so I feel comfortable making the announcement at this point.
Travis
April Fool, and GFY, Travis.
BTW, starting on March 31 is cheating.
WTF? Do you guys think I would joke about something like this?
Yup.
That's sick.
Travis
Tomorrow, you're going to LOL and say you had us all fooled.
Either tonight or tomorrow you sonsaheartlessbitches are going to apologize to 'flave!
Travis
I figured but thanks anyway.
Travis
I'll send a set of 3T sized velcro gloves so you can start em' young
I'll send a set of 3T sized velcro gloves so you can start em' young
That's about as classy as living in your parent's basement.
Travis
Either tonight or tomorrow you sonsaheartlessbitches are going to apologize to 'flave!
Travis
Pics or better yet a youtube video of a live birth with your ugly mug next to the birthing canal or ...
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Ok gents. My wife just text me and said they are admitting her for the evening. They are having a scheduled delivery tomorrow morning.
Which is good, because I have a lot on my plate this evening.
Travis
Pics or better yet a youtube video of a live birth with your ugly mug next to the birthing canal or ...
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
What's with all the strange comments?
Any other member would have 30 pages of "prayers sent" and a [bleep]' charity assembled by now.
Some things are worth joking about. The birth of a child is not one of them.
Travis
Ok gents. My wife just text me and said they are admitting her for the evening. They are having a scheduled delivery tomorrow morning.
Which is good, because I have a lot on my plate this evening.
Travis
You're far too sensitive...
....................I have a lot on my plate this evening.
Travis
Same here, thinking a T-bone.
FWIW, my brother was born on April 1st.
He has the only birthday of anyone I know that I can remember.
You're far too sensitive...
I'm not typically but having a child can be stressful.
Travis
Same here, thinking a T-bone.
FWIW, my brother was born on April 1st.
He has the only birthday of anyone I know that I can remember.
According to the doctors, it's gonna be two by around noon tomorrow.
Travis
Which Hospital..?
Just in case anybody want's to send Congratulations and the like...
Bear Paw Veterinary Svc
5051 US Highway 2 NW, Havre, MT 59501
(406) 265-8901
Pics or better yet a youtube video of a live birth with your ugly mug next to the birthing canal or ...
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
What's with all the strange comments?
Any other member would have 30 pages of "prayers sent" and a [bleep]' charity assembled by now.
Some things are worth joking about. The birth of a child is not one of them.
Travis
Pears sent that your children don't take after you.
Same here, thinking a T-bone.
FWIW, my brother was born on April 1st.
He has the only birthday of anyone I know that I can remember.
According to the doctors, it's gonna be two by around noon tomorrow.
Travis
Danged sheep farmer was out a little to long on the prarie with them pretty sheep. GW
Guess I'm an idiot cos I actually believe him. Hence, the sound advice not to name him Carl wearing a Calvary hat.
Although, I did question the invitation to the wedding or I would have gone. Well maybe not. Too far to drive.
Ok gents. My wife just text me and said they are admitting her for the evening. They are having a scheduled delivery tomorrow morning.
Which is good, because I have a lot on my plate this evening.
Travis
Are they going to cut her guts open or will they induce labor?
Inquiring minds and all ...
Ok gents. My wife just text me and said they are admitting her for the evening. They are having a scheduled delivery tomorrow morning.
Which is good, because I have a lot on my plate this evening.
Travis
Are they going to cut her guts open or will they induce labor?
Inquiring minds and all ...
The vet has elbow length gloves and a rubber apron on as we speak/type.
When do I get my cigar?
Congrats, and have a taste of Makers Mark on me.
I don't understand this
Bear Paw Veterinary Svc
5051 US Highway 2 NW, Havre, MT 59501
(406) 265-8901
Hey Flave,
I've got one more question ...
Are you saving the afterbirth?
You'll be eating those words after I post a picture of a newborn infant baby tiny 'flave.
Travis
Incorrect. You will always be full of sheit whether you are telling the truth this time or not. I win.
I'm kinda hoping this is all true, as mini-flave's can only be a good thing, but I'm still rather doubtful about it all. If we see a pic that include both sire and offspring....I'll call photoshop. If that proves false, I will accept and rejoice.
Do the logic guys. Do the biology. This never happens when all you do is FY.
Happy 4/1, Travis. The HI-line salute.
You guys need to take a step back and reconsider some things. Yeah I know he can be a bit rough and he likes to rattle some cages but we're talking about the birth of a child here. I offer a hearty toast and well wishes to the bride and soon to be healthy child.
Congrats buddy.
Sorry Flave, I'm calling bullshite too. I'll still drink to the thought though. Happy fake fathering!
You were a co-conspirator last time. ;-{>8
You guys need to take a step back and reconsider some things. Yeah I know he can be a bit rough and he likes to rattle some cages but we're talking about the birth of a child here. I offer a hearty toast and well wishes to the bride and soon to be healthy child.
Congrats buddy.
OK. I changed my mind.
+ 1
What does Red have to say about this.......
(with the exception of my parents)... that I should reproduce as often as possible.
So you should all be excited to hear that the newest 'flave is due any day now.
You're welcome.
Travis
Rural Oregon Love Poem
Susie Lee done feel in Love
She planned to marry Joe
She was so happy bout it all
She told her pappy so.
Pappy told her Susie Gal
You'll have to find another
I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know
But Joe is yo' half brother.
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will
But After telling Pappy This
He said "There's A'Trouble Still"
You can't marry Will my Gal
And Please don't tell yo' mother
But Will and Joe, and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother..
But Mama knew this and Said My Child
Just do what makes yo' Happy
Marry Will or Marry Joe
You ain't no kin to Pappy!
Congrats are in Order!
(with the exception of my parents)... that I should reproduce as often as possible.
So you should all be excited to hear that the newest 'flave is due any day now.
You're welcome.
Travis
Congratulations, my friend.
Thanks John.
Looks like I'm supposed to be up there around 0900.
Travis
You guys need to take a step back and reconsider some things. Yeah I know he can be a bit rough and he likes to rattle some cages but we're talking about the birth of a child here. I offer a hearty toast and well wishes to the bride and soon to be healthy child.
Congrats buddy.
BGG wouldn't lie to us.
You guys need to take a step back and reconsider some things. Yeah I know he can be a bit rough and he likes to rattle some cages but we're talking about the birth of a child here. I offer a hearty toast and well wishes to the bride and soon to be healthy child.
Congrats buddy.
Thanks friend.
Travis
Here come de judge.
If it's true I hope he/she's not as corrupt as it's siblings.
If it's not true,,,, GFY.
Matter of fact, true or not, GFY.
Still waiting.....
Meter is pegged...
April Fool, and GFY, Travis.
BTW, starting on March 31 is cheating.
WTF? Do you guys think I would joke about something like this?
Travis
Absolutely!
Pics or it didn't happen!
Ed
Congratulations. I was waiting for all the excitement to die down.
Can't wait to see the pic of a baby born today.
Unto us a 'flave is born! I'll get some pics up ASAP.
Baby is healthy, but it is a girl. 7lbs.
Travis
Here come de judge.
If it's true I hope he/she's not as corrupt as it's siblings.
If it's not true,,,, GFY.
Matter of fact, true or not, GFY.
Thanks FG. I appreciate that.
Not really understanding the hostility over this. Seems all anybody on this forum does is complain about black people. I thought I'd do my part to keep things Even Steve.
Travis
Unto us a 'flave is born! I'll get some pics up ASAP.
Baby is healthy, but it is a girl. 7lbs.
Travis
Nothing wrong with that---Congrats!
am hopin everyone still has their legs in their hip sockets.
can't wait to see pix of uh this blessed event
Looks like Flave has been bangin' a [bleep]
Unto us a 'flave is born! I'll get some pics up ASAP.
Baby is healthy, but it is a girl. 7lbs.
Travis
Awesome news buddy! Really cool, can't wait to meet her. I'll give you a call this evening.
I should be back home in an hour or two.
This place sucks.
Travis
Congratulations! Glad to hear the baby is healthy. A baby girl flave, outstanding.
Here you go you naysaying [bleep]!
A brand new baby 'flave!
Travis the Fertile
Congratulations! Glad to hear the baby is healthy. A baby girl flave, outstanding.
Thank you John.
Travis
Congrats...
I hope the world is ready.
I just saw the pic. That one beautiful baby. Good on you and the MOM!!!
Congrats!
Now GFY, cause momma is in no shape to help you on that front for a while.
Do we know who the mother is?
Still not buying it by the way. Even if you had a baby, I'm not buying it. Even if you can prove it, I'm not a buyer.
Do we know who the mother is?
Still not buying it by the way. Even if you had a baby, I'm not buying it. Even if you can prove it, I'm not a buyer.
Same here, Flava Flave ain't had no baby on April Fools day, no way.
Here you go you naysaying [bleep]!
A brand new baby 'flave!
Travis the Fertile
Happy Uncleness to you.
Don't believe it, but just in case...nice kid....
I'm not buying it. Not until we see a picture of a laptop next to the kid with the 'campfire open to this thread and the date stamp is visible. Photoshop not allowed. But I haven't laughed all day until I read this whole thread. Thanks! And just in case....congratulations.
Don't believe it, but just in case...nice kid....
WTF is wrong with you people?
Travis
Pictures are taken with the same camera that the rest of his pics are taken with.
I'm not buying it. Not until we see a picture of a laptop next to the kid with the 'campfire open to this thread and the date stamp is visible. Photoshop not allowed. But I haven't laughed all day until I read this whole thread. Thanks! And just in case....congratulations.
Does this look like somebody that would joke around about the birth of a [bleep] child?
Travis
OUTSTANDING Travis! Huge congrats! Just don't name her Carl!
When's the party!?
David
BTW---You boys who saw fit to post chit (literally) in this proud father's new baby thread should flush it.
Pictures are taken with the same camera that the rest of his pics are taken with.
Not sure how you know that...but thank you for the support regardless.
Travis
OUTSTANDING Travis! Huge congrats! Just don't name her Carl!
When's the party!?
David
BTW---You boys who saw fit to post chit (literally) in this proud father's new baby thread should flush it.
I wanted to name her Pepper because I think that character is funny in the movie
The Cowboy Way. Thank for the kind words.
I'm going down to the Ox in a about 20 minutes.
And I agree about the nasty pics.
Travis
I'm not buying it. Not until we see a picture of a laptop next to the kid with the 'campfire open to this thread and the date stamp is visible. Photoshop not allowed. But I haven't laughed all day until I read this whole thread. Thanks! And just in case....congratulations.
Does this look like somebody that would joke around about the birth of a [bleep] child?
Travis
Yes.
Same here, Flava Flave ain't had no baby on April Fools day, no way.
Happened to Sam's brother. Not sure why it can't happen to me.
Travis
ok that made me ROR
but she does look way too cute to be yours flave
course that don't mean anything, so do mine, and I'm pretty sure I made at least the ugliest one
Congratulations on the new addition to your family.
Cute kid.
Ah hell, BGG's not a bad guy anyway.
I'd ask him to chip in some cash each month, but I know he never has any.
Travis
Let's see a picture of you holding your daughter
Congrats! Everyone should have at least one daughter...for some reason they make great company for mom on a monthly basis...while I'm out waiting for the "air to clear"!
My youngest, Tyson, turns 5 today.
Let's see a picture of you holding your daughter
I'm not at the hospital right now. But I can get one before COB.
Travis
It looks like an old pic of someone who once went to a hospital to visit somebody who's now old enough to go hunting with you.
Does this look like somebody that would joke around about the birth of a [bleep] child?
Travis
You miserable [bleep].
Travis
Let's see a picture of you holding your daughter
am almost certain you meant flave, and just utilized quick reply
but in case you meant me....well I put her on a plane yesterday and considering she's 24 years old am thinking it wouldn't look very appropriate for me to be holding her
though I did send her off with a box of Federal 525 pack .22's, so she can feed the Weatherby she inherited from grandpa this Xmas
that girl loves that rifle, I guess I could have posted a photo of me holding those .22 shells
It looks like an old pic of someone who once went to a hospital to visit somebody who's now old enough to go hunting with you.
Wanna bet?
Travis
I see you had scrubs on did you help pull her out?
did you help pull her out?
Three words.
[bleep] & no.
They had to do the surgery thing (whatever it's called) due to complications. So I could go in the room, but they made me wear those [bleep]' rags.
Travis
Congrats...
I hope the world is ready.
I just saw the pic. That one beautiful baby. Good on you and the MOM!!!
Thank you.
Travis
Congratulations on the new addition to your family.
Cute kid.
Thank you.
Travis
It looks like an old pic of someone who once went to a hospital to visit somebody who's now old enough to go hunting with you.
Wanna bet?
Travis
For somebody who posts pics of his Ruger LCR within 60 seconds of shooting a milk jug, you've been awfully slow about coming up with a wet, squirming newborn.
Do we know who the mother is?
Yeah.
My wife.
Travis
Wait a minute. Where did this come from?
Here you go you naysaying [bleep]!
A brand new baby 'flave!
Travis the Fertile
Well A hearty Congrats, I have a cousin who's B-day is today.
I will feel better bout this whole situation when you confirm mananna.
Oh hope Mrs. Flave is doing well.
I only asked cause after busting the Dr.'s balls about me delivering my daughter he pulled me over and made me do it!
Asked if I could stitch up the Ex but he wouldn't allow that
For somebody who posts pics of his Ruger LCR within 60 seconds of shooting a milk jug, you've been awfully slow about coming up with a wet, squirming newborn.
I guess I'm the only guy on earth to leave the delivery room with the baby and stay with the baby for awhile and call all my family and friends before snapping some pics and getting back on line.
What's wrong with you people that you would joke about something like this?
If I were ironeagle you'd all be taking paracord donations! WTF?
Travis
Well A hearty Congrats, I have a cousin who's B-day is today.
I will feel better bout this whole situation when you confirm mananna.
Thank you.
Travis
Wait a minute. Where did this come from?
They typically fall out of vaginas!
I gotta teach you people everything!
Travis
Travis looks like your a lucky man. To some others this is shameful
I'd like to offer up the first $20 towards the childs future therapy sessions. Can I get an Amen?
Travis looks like your a lucky man. To some others this is shameful
Thanks Rick!
Travis
Do we know who the mother is?
Yeah.
My wife.
Travis
You've obviously dropped your standards to rock bottom.
A Ruger? Really?!!!
Looks like BGG?
congrats?
I'd like to offer up the first $20 towards the childs future therapy sessions. Can I get an Amen?
Only $20? She'll need an endowment that makes Trump look like a pauper!
Seriously flave I hope this doesn't mean you're bowing out of the Presidential race to spend more time w/ family.
"You've obviously dropped your standards to rock bottom.
A Ruger? Really?!!!"
And in flip flops no less!!! Probably wearing nail polish too!
Love it.
Seriously flave I hope this doesn't mean you're bowing out of the Presidential race to spend more time w/ family.
Not at all.
Here is a picture of my wife (we married last year) in front of our future home.
Travis
Wait, isn't that your sister?
Wait, isn't that your sister?
No.
Travis
Wait, isn't that your sister?
eeeww who would have a baby with their sister!
Dontcha jus love Travis?
Just enough information to stir chit up, never quite enough to put the opposition to rest, just strings us along...
You sir, are THE MASTER and I salute you! Always fun times!
I understand the doubt with it being April 1st and all, and obviously I'm not one to mind a little schit talking, but that really is my wife and that really is my newborn baby.
Travis
Wait, isn't that your sister?
eeeww who would have a baby with their sister!
Explains keeping "it" on the down low.
Love the look of your new house. When do you move in?
Cute kid. Mercifully, she got the mother's looks.
You lactating? Your boobs look big in those scrubs.
Wait, isn't that your sister?
eeeww who would have a baby with their sister!
Explains keeping "it" on the down low.
Wow.
Guess I should have known better than to posting something relevant on here.
Thanks to all who gave me congratulations. It's appreciated.
Travis
Here come de judge.
If it's true I hope he/she's not as corrupt as it's siblings.
If it's not true,,,, GFY.
Matter of fact, true or not, GFY.
Thanks FG. I appreciate that.
Not really understanding the hostility over this. Seems all anybody on this forum does is complain about black people. I thought I'd do my part to keep things Even Steve.
Travis
No hostility bud,,,, but with it being April fools day and you being you and all, I just wasn't sure if you were pulling our legs.
Congrats on the flav'ett. I'll drink a toast to as soon as I get to town for more whisky.
Oh BTW,,, you never see me ripping on blacks. I'm an equal opportunity hater.
hey flave will you ask the lil missus a question for us?
This'll be funny..........tomorrow.
An April 1st baby coincides with the 4th of July break you took last summer.
Wow. Guess I should have known better than to posting something relevant on here.
Travis
Yes, you should have. And BTW, guilt trips went out of style with my second ex wife.
An April 1st baby coincides with the 4th of July break you took last summer.
whoa easy on that quick reply
I may or may not have taken a break during 4th of July, but I've not stepped foot in MT and besides that baby is way too cute to be mine!
For all the Doubting Toms out there, I just swang by the hospital a little bit ago. Real baby, real wife, real deal. Beautiful little girl he made.
Sidenote, damn I hate hospitals.
Stay focused, this thread is about mini 'flaveete.
Fave...I believe you.
FWIW, my 5 year old b-day boy decided that we'd have hot dogs and fries for breakfast this morning. I think he's decided to have German pancakes w/ all the fixins for dinner.
And, yes, he's a tease. Maybe there really is something about April 1st.
You'll have fun with it!
For all the Doubting Toms out there, I just swang by the hospital a little bit ago. Real baby, real wife, real deal. Beautiful little girl he made.
Sidenote, damn I hate hospitals.
Either way, you two characters proclaiming anything in unison on April 1 is suspect x 10.
Edited to add- Yer both full of sheit!
If Shrapnel says it happened, I'll believe it.
But only if he says it tomorrow.
Congratulations. I got one coming next month
I happy either way this goes. This is a great thread. I've seen a picture of a giant turd, a hot chick, deflave as doctor, a Ruger 10/22 and a baby. I've read several humorous quotes and even laughed a few times.
This is as good as it gets!
Flave,
Forgot to ask is that "hat" standard equipment when people throw scrubs on in Montana hospitals?
Either way, nice touch.
Congratulations 'flave..
I believed you..grin
The best April Fools joke ol Dave could muster up is NOT being full of sheit, and on April 1 making it that much more unbelievable. In light of that, I can concede that this is within his realm of sickness.
I can concede that this is within his realm of sickness.
You mean, is Travis capable of pulling a phoney baloney marriage gag
last year, just to set up an impregnation 3 months later for a
real April 1 birth this year?
Hmmm. Timing is critical. And he is extraordinarily cunning. And patient. We all now how patient he can be.
Pictures are taken with the same camera that the rest of his pics are taken with.
Not sure how you know that...but thank you for the support regardless.
Travis
Although the order they are taken in does not jive with the other pictures, meaning that there are pictures in your photo bucket with later date stamps than those you are showing as pics from today. hummmm.
Only the NSA knows the truth, the rest of us will have to wait and see.
But just in case...
Congrats deflave.
I've weighed the options. Believing flave and wishing sincere congratulations and later learning it's a joke.
Or, calling bull hit and later learning it's for real....
CONGRATS flave!!!!!
I agree with Northern Dave.
Congrats Travis and Mrs Travis! I hope she is a good sleeper for both of your sakes. I hope for your sake, your wife doesnt buy a breast pump. Whoever the SOB is who invented the breast pump is an enemy of men everywhere!
Travis,
Congratulations.
Saw in your past posts you're originally from Illinois.
Wife and I were born in Chicago and raised in the suburbs.
We recently relocated from N Wisconsin to Spearfish South Dakota.
Lived in N Wisconsin for the past 4 yrs ( Rhinelander area )
Couldn't wait to get away from the (Cheeseheads).
Looking forward to meeting you at the next Campfire event so I can fill you in on our Wisconsin experience.
Gfy.
Regards
Kevin
Oh...I don't know. I thought it was kinda "cute" when she had both sides hooked up!
You will have to keep telling yourself starting now to control the urge to say "mooo" under your breath!
Only the NSA knows the truth, the rest of us will have to wait and see.
But just in case...
Congrats deflave.
I've weighed the options. Believing flave and wishing sincere congratulations and later learning it's a joke.
Or, calling bull hit and later learning it's for real....
CONGRATS flave!!!!!
That's my conundrum as well...
If I've learned anything over the years it's don't be a sucker with a few picks.
Deflave would be very disappointed if I was suckered in that easily...
However,...he was wearing scrubs,..so I don't know...
Would be much easier if yougster was wearing a GFY onesie..
Belated Congrats...
If this is a hoax it is brilliant and Travis should reproduce, Montana needs native borns w/ humor. If not congrats, when she gets close to 13 your prowess w/ firearms will be welcome when guys start showing up and you remember what you were like at that age. Enjoy!
mike r
That is one good lookin' kid. Congrats Pard.
Uncle Dale says GFY to all you disbelievers.
We'll work out the pink knife handles.
Congratulations my friend and GFY brother...
Congrats flave. Kids rule.
For all the Doubting Toms out there, I just swang by the hospital a little bit ago. Real baby, real wife, real deal. Beautiful little girl he made.
Sidenote, damn I hate hospitals.
Looks like you've got two real nice gals there Travis. Congrats to all of you!
Not intending to address that toward you, 'Goat
Although the order they are taken in does not jive with the other pictures, meaning that there are pictures in your photo bucket with later date stamps than those you are showing as pics from today. hummmm.
Are you calling this man a liar?
Travis
Only the NSA knows the truth, the rest of us will have to wait and see.
But just in case...
Congrats deflave.
I've weighed the options. Believing flave and wishing sincere congratulations and later learning it's a joke.
Or, calling bull hit and later learning it's for real....
CONGRATS flave!!!!!
Thanks Dave.
Just left the hospital. All is well.
Travis
No hostility bud,,,, but with it being April fools day and you being you and all, I just wasn't sure if you were pulling our legs.
Congrats on the flav'ett. I'll drink a toast to as soon as I get to town for more whisky.
Oh BTW,,, you never see me ripping on blacks. I'm an equal opportunity hater.
Thanks FG! Much appreciated.
Travis
Flave,
Forgot to ask is that "hat" standard equipment when people throw scrubs on in Montana hospitals?
Either way, nice touch.
They made me remove it before I went into the delivery room. I had to wear one of those stupid blue things.
Travis
Shirley you have a pic of you, "the wife", and the new "baby"?
Congrats!
Although the order they are taken in does not jive with the other pictures, meaning that there are pictures in your photo bucket with later date stamps than those you are showing as pics from today. hummmm.
Are you calling this man a liar?
Travis
Accessory.
Although the order they are taken in does not jive with the other pictures, meaning that there are pictures in your photo bucket with later date stamps than those you are showing as pics from today. hummmm.
Are you calling this man a liar?
Travis
That is one homely mofo. Nice rifle though.
Shirley you have a pic of you, "the wife", and the new "baby"?
Congrats!
Mom asked I not take photos right now. She's all doped up.
But she did dress up the little one for a photo op:
Goddammn, I look good today.
Travis
Although the order they are taken in does not jive with the other pictures, meaning that there are pictures in your photo bucket with later date stamps than those you are showing as pics from today. hummmm.
Are you calling this man a liar?
Travis
Accessory.
Co-conspirator! LOL!
Well, I'll be go to hell.
Congrats playa!
If you haven't already thought of a name....
Samantha has a nice ring to it.
I'm going to tell him you said that.
Travis
Well, I'll be go to hell.
Congrats playa!
If you haven't already thought of a name....
Samantha has a nice ring to it.
Pepper.
Travis
Congrats (with some tentative apprehension based on history)!
Glad everyone is safe and healthy......just had a drink for Crimson Tide, guess I'll tip the jar back for you/yours.
'Sliocht sleachta ar shliocht bhur sleachta'
George
See I believed from the start. All you doubters should be ashamed and forced to buy one of Rick's knives.
Once again congrats Travis!! Campfire salute!
David
Congrats Pappy 'Flave.
Gunner
Shirley you have a pic of you, "the wife", and the new "baby"?
Congrats!
Mom asked I not take photos right now. She's all doped up.
But she did dress up the little one for a photo op:
Goddammn, I look good today.
Travis
Congrats Travis. Now for the bad news. When you raise a boy you only have to be concerned about one pecker. With a girl, you have to be concerned about ten thousand of them.... Good luck.
I have no family anywhere near here.
But nice try.
Travis
Wow, you are home already?
Well, I'll be go to hell.
Congrats playa!
If you haven't already thought of a name....
Samantha has a nice ring to it.
Pepper.
Travis
Middle name "Oni?"
Pretty impressive being able to take the pic of her and then being able to put her back in for 2 months.
Are you calling this man a liar?
Travis
A gorgeous one?
Da GRUFF and a dead skunker.
Gunner
Cool. Congratulations! Hope mom is doing well. Beautiful little girl.
Pictures are taken with the same camera that the rest of his pics are taken with.
Google Nexus 4??
(with the exception of my parents)... that I should reproduce as often as possible.
So you should all be excited to hear that the newest 'flave is due any day now.
You're welcome.
Travis
Let me guess.......due April 1?
Isn't that convenient. Same day as you "anniversary".
Doesn't that day have some colloquial name?
This
Well, I was wrong again. How embarrassing..............
Congrats to you & yours!
I owe you a cyber beer. Meet ya around 9:00?
Congrats Travis. Now for the bad news. When you raise a boy you only have to be concerned about one pecker. With a girl, you have to be concerned about ten thousand of them.... Good luck.
That post is about as intelligent and classy as the rest of your posts.
Travis
Wow, you are home already?
That's the hospital.
Travis
Cool. Congratulations! Hope mom is doing well. Beautiful little girl.
Thanks bud.
Travis
Well, I'll be go to hell.
Congrats playa!
If you haven't already thought of a name....
Samantha has a nice ring to it.
No, no, no, the perfect name and spelling is GeniFYr.
She's a cute little thing. If I get burned on some elaborate April flave's joke then so be it. Congratulations, Trav!
Well, I was wrong again. How embarrassing..............
Congrats to you & yours!
I owe you a cyber beer. Meet ya around 9:00?
'Flave always forgives.
Just like Jesus.
Travis
No, no, no, the perfect name and spelling is GeniFYr.
She's a cute little thing. If I get burned on some elaborate April flave's joke then so be it. Congratulations, Trav!
Thanks friendo.
Travis
Congrats Se�or and Se�ora Flave.
She's gonna have you wrapped around here pinkie finger in no time.
Congrats Se�or and Se�ora Flave.
She's gonna have you wrapped around here pinkie finger in no time.
Thanks Karnis.
Travis
Congrats, Travis. Hope all is well with Mom and Babe.
Wayne
Travis,
Congratulations.
Saw in your past posts you're originally from Illinois.
Wife and I were born in Chicago and raised in the suburbs.
We recently relocated from N Wisconsin to Spearfish South Dakota.
Lived in N Wisconsin for the past 4 yrs ( Rhinelander area )
Couldn't wait to get away from the (Cheeseheads).
Looking forward to meeting you at the next Campfire event so I can fill you in on our Wisconsin experience.
Gfy.
Regards
Kevin
Kevin,
I know how that movie ends my friend. Something along the lines of:
"Wisconsin sucks balls because all anybody does is take pictures of their schit in the toilet bowl. So we left as fast as we could."
Pretty close?
Travis
Congrats, Travis. Hope all is well with Mom and Babe.
Wayne
Thank you sir.
Travis
See I believed from the start. All you doubters should be ashamed and forced to buy one of Rick's knives.
Once again congrats Travis!! Campfire salute!
David
Menefee is getting another knife order due to his believing in me.
Travis
Alright, I'll give in. Hard to argue with the pics. Beautiful little girl and beautiful wife. That little girl will make you the happiest man ever. Mine has and I have loved every minute of it. Spend lots of time with here and give her lots of love and she will love you forever for it my friend. Congrats! Ryan
Are you saying I look like Billy Crystal?
Travis
Alright, I'll give in. Hard to argue with the pics. Beautiful little girl and beautiful wife. That little girl will make you the happiest man ever. Mine has and I have loved every minute of it. Spend lots of time with here and give her lots of love and she will love you forever for it my friend. Congrats! Ryan
Thank you sir.
Dave
Are you saying I look like Billy Crystal?
Travis
I'm just saying you,you your good
I almost got duped last year.....come to think of it I really hope it is true this year. I'll take one for the team and say congrats. Even if it a joke she is a beautiful girl.
Good luck Travis
GFY
Clyde
Flave... Congradulations, I hope you hold her high and proud
It's good to be flave.....God blessed you big time..congrats!
You can sure see your brothers nose in that beautiful child
Hell of a good looking kid there, I just had to throw a little fuel on the fire, I never doubted you Travis. Congrats and GFY!
That's amazing, having a kid on your 1 year wedding anniversary has to be pretty rare. Congrats.
That's amazing, having a kid on your 1 year wedding anniversary has to be pretty rare. Congrats.
Yeah, isn't that something? And on April 1 no less.
Does that involve dropping trow...?
I almost got duped last year.....come to think of it I really hope it is true this year. I'll take one for the team and say congrats. Even if it a joke she is a beautiful girl.
Good luck Travis
GFY
Clyde
Thanks Clyde.
When her and her mom get back from the hospital I'll relay your kind words.
Travis
It's good to be flave.....God blessed you big time..congrats!
He always does.
Thank you.
Travis
That's amazing, having a kid on your 1 year wedding anniversary has to be pretty rare. Congrats.
Yeah, isn't that something? And on April 1 no less.
Do you believe in miracles?
You can sure see your brothers nose in that beatiful child
Thanks Rick.
I'm not a fan of charity, but if you want to build her a pocket knife, free of charge, I'm cool with that.
Travis
Hell of a good looking kid there, I just had to throw a little fuel on the fire, I never doubted you Travis. Congrats and GFY!
I appreciate it.
Travis
That's amazing, having a kid on your 1 year wedding anniversary has to be pretty rare. Congrats.
Through Christ, nothing is impossible.
Remember that.
Travis
I understand the doubt with it being April 1st and all, and obviously I'm not one to mind a little schit talking, but that really is my wife and that really is my newborn baby.
Travis
yeah, right...
Yeah, isn't that something? And on April 1 no less.
True love, and Divine intervention, doesn't recognize arbitrary dates.
Travis
Who the [bleep] are you? Dr. Huxtable?
It's a [bleep]' baby. Accept it.
Travis
Travis looks like your a lucky man. To some others this is shameful
Thanks Rick!
Travis
I never get tired of looking at fresh newborns. There is something amazing about them. I've brought almost 700 of 'em into the world, and if they didn't arrive at such inconvenient times and with uncooperative parents in tow, I'd still be bringin' 'em into the world.
That's an awful pretty little gal, Flave. C-section, looks like. Hope mama's doing well.
I never get tired of looking at fresh newborns. There is something amazing about them. I've brought almost 700 of 'em into the world, and if they didn't arrive at such inconvenient times and with uncooperative parents in tow, I'd still be bringin' 'em into the world.
That's an awful pretty little gal, Flave. C-section, looks like. Hope mama's doing well.
I personally find them disgusting upon arrival, but they do clean up pretty nice.
Travis
I do have to admit, I was staying with Flave awhile back and Megan was "heavy with child". The only baby in the house was Travis, he kept trying to get into my guns, I had to bring them in every night and put them under my bed.
When I left, there were still no spare babies in the house. Don't ask Travis about Megan's choice in cars, that is a touchy subject...
Congrats to all the 'Flave's.
Did I read this is #3.?
Can't imagine the 18 year cost of having one, much less 3, of those...
Congrats,...
Congratulations.
I have 3. Enjoy them well there young, they grow up fast.
Congrats 'Flave, glad to hear everything went well with momma and baby.
Our first was overdue, and we had to schedule an inducement with the doctor to get the womb rat out.. Doctor looks at the calender and gets all gooey eyed and says "Awww, you can have a Valentine's Day baby!"
Wifey and I looked at one another and instantly said to the doctor, "FTS! Yank it on the 15th!!"
Dumb doctor wasn't expecting that..
What were we talking about again?
Congrats on the new addition to the family, have you bought her a rifle yet??
She's a cutie!
I do have to admit, I was staying with Flave awhile back and Megan was "heavy with child". The only baby in the house was Travis, he kept trying to get into my guns, I had to bring them in every night and put them under my bed.
When I left, there were still no spare babies in the house. Don't ask Travis about Megan's choice in cars, that is a touchy subject...
Thank you for blessing our home by the way.
The house has stayed at 70 degrees despite the furnace being shut off. Huge savings.
Travis
Congrats to all the 'Flave's.
Thank you sir.
Travis
Did I read this is #3.?
Can't imagine the 18 year cost of having one, much less 3, of those...
Congrats,...
Not a concern when you're rich.
Thank you.
Travis
Congrats 'Flave, glad to hear everything went well with momma and baby.
I owe it all to a box of Bergers.
Travis
Shirley you have a pic of you, "the wife", and the new "baby"?
Congrats!
Mom asked I not take photos right now. She's all doped up.
But she did dress up the little one for a photo op:
Goddammn, I look good today.
Travis
That's the oldest looking 7 hr human I've ever seen...
OTOH, isn't technology great? You can post old photos while sitting at the bar with Gruff chugging Ranger IPA's and laughing your asses off!
I don't like to bring other people into a thread about me, but ours was not overdue, and petite as could be.
I love babies:
Travis
You just spent 9 months with a pregnant women...that alone deserves congratulations. I have always referred to pregnancy as the 9 months of hell for your 15 minutes of fame.
Doc
Congrats on the new addition to the family, have you bought her a rifle yet??
She's a cutie!
Oh yeah. Rifle is in the works.
Thank you sir.
Travis
You just spent 9 months with a pregnant women...that alone deserves congratulations. I have always referred to pregnancy as the 9 months of hell for your 15 minutes of fame.
Doc
I never knew she was pregnant unless she reminded me.
Travis
Too many Budweisers can cause early Delayed Stress Syndrome. It almost looks like there are too many Bud's in that picture. Baby Rufus does look large from the cheap cell phone you are using to take those pictures...
Baby daughters make awesome Daddy's girls
This is what you have to look forwards to
Too many Budweisers can cause early Delayed Stress Syndrome. It almost looks like there are too many Bud's in that picture.
I've told my wife to cut back. Repeatedly.
Oh well. Nobody (we know who the exceptions are) is perfect.
Travis
And if you passed on the GFY gene
Beautiful girl, congrats sir!
Oh and I meant Travis not dvdegeorge!
Good going Trav! Congrats to you and your wife. Magnum_Man
Congrats on the beautiful little girl - and glad to hear Mrs Flave is doing well.
Mark
I wanted to believe...I really,truly did. And I was almost there too. Shrapnel himself almost went as far as to say it happened. And then Deflave, drunk on his own good looks, posted one too many pics...
Well, it's after midnight here EST. April 2. I think it might be the real deal! Congratulations! If false, congratulations on a terrific looking model wife and child.
With that cute young gal underfoot, I think we're going to see a kinder, gentler 'flave. One that knows more about Malibu Barbie than ballistic coefficient. Well done, sir.
All I'm sayin is look real carefully at the pic of 'Flave with the wee one, and the next pic with the older child. Pay close attention to the distinctive pattern of the island in the kitchen...
Shirley you have a pic of you, "the wife", and the new "baby"?
Congrats!
Mom asked I not take photos right now. She's all doped up.
But she did dress up the little one for a photo op:
Goddammn, I look good today.
Travis
you look like you're getting choked up, actually
but that's allowed for Dads.
You do realize that you will have to buy pink firearms?
Congrats!
All I'm sayin is look real carefully at the pic of 'Flave with the wee one, and the next pic with the older child. Pay close attention to the distinctive pattern of the island in the kitchen...
Yep . . . . .I never bit, called bullsh*t from the get go . . . . .I'm just waiting on the punch line.
Time to come clean...but....you,you,your good
I wanted to believe...I really,truly did. And I was almost there too. Shrapnel himself almost went as far as to say it happened. And then Deflave, drunk on his own good looks, posted one too many pics...
WTF are you? The Columbo of Canaduh?
GFY!
Travis
you look like you're getting choked up, actually
It's been a very emotional time for me.
Travis
Yep . . . . .I never bit, called bullsh*t from the get go . . . . .I'm just waiting on the punch line.
April Fools and GFY!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Travis
Time to come clean...but....you,you,your good
Some artists work with canvas and oils. 'Flave works with bullschit and the written word!
I crack me the [bleep] up some days.
Travis
You know you wanted to believe.
I can't believe nobody said anything about the last pic. [bleep]' baby has to weigh 10lbs in that pic!
(I weighed 11lbs when I was born by the way)
Travis
Although the order they are taken in does not jive with the other pictures, meaning that there are pictures in your photo bucket with later date stamps than those you are showing as pics from today. hummmm.
Are you calling this man a liar?
Travis
u gonna eat that?
All I'm sayin is look real carefully at the pic of 'Flave with the wee one, and the next pic with the older child. Pay close attention to the distinctive pattern of the island in the kitchen...
[bleep]' John Stossel on assignment.
Don't be a hater.
Travis
No way.
He rarely showers.
Travis
Well Flave,
You just proved there's a hell of a lot more born than one a minute....
Can't wait for next years performance.
Hint: You might want to start the ball rolling a little earlier...
PS- What do Fireball, SLM and myself win?
Well in the interest of full disclosure; that is my wife and that is my child. But neither my marriage or the birth had anything to do with April 1.
So if you did give me props, do not consider this thread a lie, as much as a minor manipulation of time frames for the purpose of humor.
Travis
You and Okok come up with this story together?
It was well played, gota give you that. I think you had more believers than not, by the end.
April Fools and GFY!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Travis
THATS the post Ive been looking for!
You and Okok come up with this story together?
Let's not confuse an attempt at humor with a no life having, lap dog [bleep]-[bleep].
Thanks.
Travis
It was well played, gota give you that. I think you had more believers than not, by the end.
I
will remember all who didn't believe.
The lack of faith is disturbing.
Travis
THATS the post Ive been looking for!
Haha! I got you good you [bleep]!
Travis
I will remember all who didn't believe.
The lack of faith is disturbing.
You can fool some of the people some of the time, etc, etc, etc.....
Yawn.
You and yer compadres are full of sheit.
Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, I remember...
I said it.Edited to add- We still love you Dave. Nobody can replace you.
I can't believe how many people fell for that sch*t.
It was all a lie except the part about Megan's car...
I can't believe how many people fell for that sch*t.
Especially considering the source!
Posted March 31:
April Fool, and GFY, Travis.
BTW, starting on March 31 is cheating.
I can't believe how many people fell for that sch*t.
Especially considering the source!
Yea, no doubt, . . . . and the date.
No wonder Obama got elected twice.
What a second, you guys are saying this isn't true?
All a joke?
Way to toy with our fragile emotions there Flave.
Man I feel stupid!
We all feel stupid around Dave. Well, most of you do.
Campfire just a pawn in the great game of 'Flave.
It was all a lie except the part about Megan's car...
You didn't have to hide your guns from him?
Who the [bleep] are you? Dr. Huxtable?
It's a [bleep]' baby. Accept it.
Travis
Was just kidding I believed ya...
You had me until I posted "You're home from the hospital already?" That kid is older than 1/2 a day and that doesnt look like a hospital to me.
The 10 pounder sealed the deal.
I will give you this, it was well played and a person only has so many pictures they can post so you did very well.
You had me until I posted "You're home from the hospital already?" That kid is older than 1/2 a day and that doesnt look like a hospital to me.
The 10 pounder sealed the deal.
I will give you this, it was well played and a person only has so many pictures they can post so you did very well.
Yeah, when you posted that about my home I had to dig deep and find more bullschit.
(Not really. I actually never run out, but you called that pretty quick)
Travis
That's the oldest looking 7 hr human I've ever seen...
OTOH, isn't technology great? You can post old photos while sitting at the bar with Gruff chugging Ranger IPA's and laughing your asses off!
This post literally had me in tears.
You have no idea how close to reality this was when you typed it.
Travis
It was all a lie except the part about Megan's car...
You didn't have to hide your guns from him?
He has a locking topper.
A really, really, well built, locking topper.
Travis
Part of me wanted to beleive, but I remained skeptical. I errored on the side of caution and gave you the benefit of the doubt.
Going to [bleep] myself now.
Nevah evah again
Clyde
It was well played, gota give you that. I think you had more believers than not, by the end.
I
will remember all who didn't believe.
The lack of faith is disturbing.
Travis
Very disturbing indeed.
Do the logic guys. Do the biology. This never happens when all you do is FY.
Happy 4/1, Travis. The HI-line salute.
;-{>8 ;-{>8 ;-{>8 ;-{>8
Although the order they are taken in does not jive with the other pictures, meaning that there are pictures in your photo bucket with later date stamps than those you are showing as pics from today. hummmm.
Are you calling this man a liar?
Travis
Accessory.
For the record I did NOT lie. Not even one time! Nor am I an accessory to lies, merely an abetting BFF.
I am a gorgeous abettor. (per my buddy 'slave).
I hate to be long winded, but you guys want to know something really funny? I have the blessed misfortune of living nowhere near any of my family. So none of them knew I was married or that I was having another child. I had no intention of telling any of them. I was just going to send them pictures throughout 2014 of the 'flaves doing schit together, and just wait for one of them to ask "What's with the baby?" Then I was going to tell them.
Well, long story short, that only lasted about a week after the baby was born because my wife did not think anybody (except me) would find humor in it. BGG warned against it as well.
So then I sent my brother, sister, mom and dad this e-mail which included a pic of a Sako Vixen, and the newborn. Keep in mind nobody in my family could give two schist about any of my rifles.
The first picture is of a Sako Vixen. It is pre-Garcia and has the Bofors steel barrel. I can't say I stole it, but I can say I got a good deal on it. The peep alone is worth about $100.00 and it includes the original steel Sako rings. Chambered in the .222 Remington Magnum and it is a sporter weight. Gonna be a sweetheart.
The second pic is of the baby M--- had Wednesday morning. Her name is E--- but I call her Pepper. She was born a month early so only weighed 7lbs.
Anyway, I'll let you all know how the Sako shoots when I get it. I've wanted one since I was about 12 years old.
Travis
PS-M---- and I married last spring. I wasn't sure if I told everybody that or not but I don't want you to think this is a bastard child.
FYI? My mom and dad did NOT see the humor in it. At all. Not even a little bit. None. Zero. Wouldn't speak to me for weeks.
I still thought it was funny...
Bud, there aren't many things in this life that make me laugh out loud short of a Democratic Presidential assassination, but you sir, are one of them.
All the best to you and your (quite possibly imaginary) family.
Bud, there aren't many things in this life that make me laugh out loud short of a Democratic Presidential assassination, but you sir, are one of them.
All the best to you and your (quite possibly imaginary) family.
My brother thought it was funny too.
That makes three.
Travis
BGG tells me that. A lot.
Travis
FYI? My mom and dad did NOT see the humor in it. At all. Not even a little bit. None. Zero. Wouldn't speak to me for weeks.
I still thought it was funny...
It is funny.
I hate to be long winded, but you guys want to know something really funny? I have the blessed misfortune of living nowhere near any of my family. So none of them knew I was married or that I was having another child. I had no intention of telling any of them. I was just going to send them pictures throughout 2014 of the 'flaves doing schit together, and just wait for one of them to ask "What's with the baby?" Then I was going to tell them.
Well, long story short, that only lasted about a week after the baby was born because my wife did not think anybody (except me) would find humor in it. BGG warned against it as well.
So then I sent my brother, sister, mom and dad this e-mail which included a pic of a Sako Vixen, and the newborn. Keep in mind nobody in my family could give two schist about any of my rifles.
The first picture is of a Sako Vixen. It is pre-Garcia and has the Bofors steel barrel. I can't say I stole it, but I can say I got a good deal on it. The peep alone is worth about $100.00 and it includes the original steel Sako rings. Chambered in the .222 Remington Magnum and it is a sporter weight. Gonna be a sweetheart.
The second pic is of the baby M--- had Wednesday morning. Her name is E--- but I call her Pepper. She was born a month early so only weighed 7lbs.
Anyway, I'll let you all know how the Sako shoots when I get it. I've wanted one since I was about 12 years old.
Travis
PS-M---- and I married last spring. I wasn't sure if I told everybody that or not but I don't want you to think this is a bastard child.
FYI? My mom and dad did NOT see the humor in it. At all. Not even a little bit. None. Zero. Wouldn't speak to me for weeks.
I still thought it was funny...
I very, very rarely laugh out loud at anything. I just did.
buwahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....we got you guys good!!
Hook, line and sinker!!
Now I'm doubting the existence of Havre, MT!?!? How did you get it to show on google maps...I gotta know!?
Played well...and FWIW, I always had my lingering doubts that got serious about the time the photo of the baby in your arms hit the web.
Also, my 5 yr old is pissed about not sharing a b-day with your girl.
Travis, a grotesque but subtle attempt at humor at the expense of your friends is........hilarious. Congrats on converting the sceptics with nerve and elan. I am glad you are not a politician,yet.
mike r
Travis, a grotesque but subtle attempt at humor at the expense of your friends is........hilarious. Congrats on converting the sceptics with nerve and elan. I am glad you are not a politician,yet.
mike r
I very, very rarely laugh out loud at anything. I just did.
Dude. You should have seen what my mom said when she finally spoke to me again. It damn near made me feel bad.
My goal was to make it to Christmas. How [bleep] funny would that have been? Send a Christmas card to everybody with an almost-one-year old? And when people ask, just play real dumb.
"Oh, that? Yeah. We had a baby. Didn't we mention that? Yeah well, we did, soooo....Merry Christmas"
Travis
buwahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....we got you guys good!!
Hook, line and sinker!!
Hahaha! byc and I got you good you [bleep]' [bleep]!
Travis
It was well played, gota give you that. I think you had more believers than not, by the end.
I
will remember all who didn't believe.
Travis
Besides your reputation the baby in the pink outfit sealed the deal...I played along but having delivered 2 of my own daughters I knew you were full of schit
Travis, a grotesque but subtle attempt at humor at the expense of your friends is........hilarious. Congrats on converting the sceptics with nerve and elan. I am glad you are not a politician,yet.
mike r
I hope to enter politics after I retire.
And I had go look up "elan."
Travis
still laughin'�
Absolutely classic. Despite the naysayers the pictures reeled in virtually everyone. Well played.
I am not sure this 4/1 stuff is over yet. But I'm naturally suspicious.
Now I'm doubting the existence of Havre, MT!?!? How did you get it to show on google maps...I gotta know!?
Played well...and FWIW, I always had my lingering doubts that got serious about the time the photo of the baby in your arms hit the web.
Also, my 5 yr old is pissed about not sharing a b-day with your girl.
Please let your child know it is all in fun.
I have friends at google FYI...
Travis
Besides your reputation the baby in the pink outfit sealed the deal...I played along but having delivered 2 of my own daughters I knew you were full of schit
I know. But for whatever reason I had no pics with a newborn to pull out of my ass. Was the best I could do.
Travis
It was well played, gota give you that. I think you had more believers than not, by the end.
I
will remember all who didn't believe.
The lack of faith is disturbing.
Travis
Naturally, you'd prefer the company of suckers who believe in you
But I'm naturally suspicious.
No need to be.
Travis
buwahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....we got you guys good!!
Hook, line and sinker!!
Hahaha! byc and I got you good you [bleep]' [bleep]!
Travis
I actually remember you saying something almost exactly like this on April 2, 2013.
This would be a good place to sell some Arizona ocean front property
Yep . . . . .I never bit, called bullsh*t from the get go . . . . .I'm just waiting on the punch line.
April Fools and GFY!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Travis
I vote we send you pink firearms.
and a Yorkie...
Besides your reputation the baby in the pink outfit sealed the deal...I played along but having delivered 2 of my own daughters I knew you were full of schit
I know. But for whatever reason I had no pics with a newborn to pull out of my ass. Was the best I could do.
Travis
You did well enough with what you had at hand. I didn't call you on the "newborn" pic, but gave you the C-section comment to see how you'd answer it... when you said you were home same day, the jig was up.
But well-played all the same, flave! It made for an interesting 4/1/14.
Besides your reputation the baby in the pink outfit sealed the deal...I played along but having delivered 2 of my own daughters I knew you were full of schit
I know. But for whatever reason I had no pics with a newborn to pull out of my ass. Was the best I could do.
Travis
You did well enough with what you had at hand. I didn't call you on the "newborn" pic, but gave you the C-section comment to see how you'd answer it... when you said you were home same day, the jig was up.
But well-played all the same, flave! It made for an interesting 4/1/14.
Doc I said to myself"how the heck can a man who has delivered 700 babies not see through this"
Then I figured you were just playing along also
I am SHOCKED I tell you, SHOCKED.
This much I can say and it is true, I am hijacking this thread to announce the "Ammo Man" is bringing me 10,000 rounds of 22 ammo and 1,000 rounds of 223 ammo, so if you need some, let me know...
You did well enough with what you had at hand. I didn't call you on the "newborn" pic, but gave you the C-section comment to see how you'd answer it... when you said you were home same day, the jig was up.
You lost me there.
Why wouldn't I be home the same day? Or do you mean the child?
Travis
I am SHOCKED I tell you, SHOCKED.
I thought you were in my corner at first.
Then you started noting the dates of the pics.
[bleep]!
Travis
I vote we send you pink firearms.
and a Yorkie...
I'll just use the pink gun on the Yorkie. And then sell the pink gun.
Travis
This much I can say and it is true, I am hijacking this thread to announce the "Ammo Man" is bringing me 10,000 rounds of 22 ammo and 1,000 rounds of 223 ammo, so if you need some, let me know...
Gouger...
Travis
am hopin everyone still has their legs in their hip sockets.
can't wait to see pix of uh this blessed event
some of us nibble and spit the hook
you did play it well
but you do have a "tell"
best not take up gambling for a living
This much I can say and it is true, I am hijacking this thread to announce the "Ammo Man" is bringing me 10,000 rounds of 22 ammo and 1,000 rounds of 223 ammo, so if you need some, let me know...
My dick is 12" long. Anyone can embellish!
Well, in the interest of full disclosure I wanted to congratulate you yesterday after I saw the pictures, but I was suspicious about a possible manipulation of time frames given your penchant for humor, double entendres and nuanced, intentional ambiguity. The best stories have enough truth in them to allow the storytellers (a/k/a liars) to keep them going for a while without crossing themselves up.
When you start your Presidential Super Pac, be sure to put up an ad on the Campfire and watch House of Cards a bunch of times. (The latter has a tip to scrub location data from photos.)
Now, I have a comment about this quote:
Well, long story short, that only lasted about a week after the baby was born because my wife did not think anybody (except me) would find humor in it. BGG warned against it as well.
Be sure to give these people important cabinet posts.
Finally, a hearty Congratulations on the true parts!
This much I can say and it is true, I am hijacking this thread to announce the "Ammo Man" is bringing me 10,000 rounds of 22 ammo and 1,000 rounds of 223 ammo, so if you need some, let me know...
Gouger...
Travis
There are more people watching this thread than the classifieds, so I took advantage of the volume and potential help to replenish those bare shelves..
This wasn't a badly played GFY event, but...
knew it was BS
called it as BS
and was insulted for not believing.
I'm awaiting an apology. You can PM if a public apology makes you uncomfortable.
Travis is like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny all rolled into one.
Each year, we all say BS, and he says no, no, it's true, and we all laugh and say BS, and he says [bleep] [bleep], I'll show you, and we all laugh some more, and his story gets better and better.
Great fun. I'm already looking forward to next year.
Congrats!.... I guess??....
Travis is like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny all rolled into one.
Each year, we all say BS, and he says no, no, it's true, and we all laugh and say BS, and he says [bleep] [bleep], I'll show you, and we all laugh some more, and his story gets better and better.
Great fun. I'm already looking forward to next year.
My inability to sway you, has forced me to recognize my ineptness when it comes to April 1st. There shall be no more.
Travis
But in a way, this thread was a wedding announcement and a birth announcement rolled into one! So what if the dates were off a little?
It's been enjoyable....but it will be tough to top!
I am SHOCKED I tell you, SHOCKED.
I thought you were in my corner at first.
Then you started noting the dates of the pics.
[bleep]!
Travis
Yeah those time stamps are a bitch to hide. I played along well enough.
This wasn't a badly played GFY event, but...
knew it was BS
called it as BS
and was insulted for not believing.
I'm awaiting an apology. You can PM if a public apology makes you uncomfortable.
If Travis said he had a baby flave then he had a baby flave case closed.
Actually have a baby on 4/1/15 and nobody will believe you. That would be a good one. You may have to impregnate a bunch of women if you want to up the odds of hitting the date just right.
Yep . . . . .I never bit, called bullsh*t from the get go . . . . .I'm just waiting on the punch line.
April Fools and GFY!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Travis
I called bullchit right away but had to keep reading to finally get to this post. Congrats on drawing the naysayers in one by one though.......TWO years in a row! ROR!
tweeter,
That GFY gif is awesome!
Travis
Well, in the interest of full disclosure I wanted to congratulate you yesterday after I saw the pictures, but I was suspicious about a possible manipulation of time frames given your penchant for humor, double entendres and nuanced, intentional ambiguity. The best stories have enough truth in them to allow the storytellers (a/k/a liars) to keep them going for a while without crossing themselves up.
When you start your Presidential Super Pac, be sure to put up an ad on the Campfire and watch House of Cards a bunch of times. (The latter has a tip to scrub location data from photos.)
Now, I have a comment about this quote:
Well, long story short, that only lasted about a week after the baby was born because my wife did not think anybody (except me) would find humor in it. BGG warned against it as well.
Be sure to give these people important cabinet posts.
Finally, a hearty Congratulations on the true parts!
I always tell people "If you want a relationship to last as long as 3-5 years, you better be a damn good liar."
It's an art.
Travis
I called bullchit right away but had to keep reading to finally get to this post. Congrats on drawing the naysayers in one by one though.......TWO years in a row! ROR!
No more after this one.
I feel guilty when I mislead people that long.
Travis
Travis is like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny all rolled into one.
Each year, we all say BS, and he says no, no, it's true, and we all laugh and say BS, and he says [bleep] [bleep], I'll show you, and we all laugh some more, and his story gets better and better.
Great fun. I'm already looking forward to next year.
My inability to sway you, has forced me to recognize my ineptness when it comes to April 1st. There shall be no more.
Travis
Already starting on next years I see.
Question.
Did you use your Uber-fast Big Bore?
and by that I mean, your COCK.
This wasn't a badly played GFY event, but...
knew it was BS
called it as BS
and was insulted for not believing.
I'm awaiting an apology. You can PM if a public apology makes you uncomfortable.
If Travis said he had a baby flave then he had a baby flave case closed.
Bro.
I would never make fun of your COCK.
I still have dreams.
P.S. Usually dry.
Well,
Congrats on whatever may or may not have transpired.
I vote we send you pink firearms.
and a Yorkie...
I'll just use the pink gun on the Yorkie. And then sell the pink gun.
Travis
Fine, I'll send the Yorkie to Shrapnel and put your return address on the box...
Question.
Did you use your Uber-fast Big Bore?
and by that I mean, your COCK.
Do you shoot solids?
and by that I still mean, your COCK.
Question.
Did you use your Uber-fast Big Bore?
and by that I mean, your COCK.
Do you shoot solids?
and by that I still mean, your COCK.
Don't post on my threads. I don't want to end up in "Miscellaneous" with all those other losers.
Travis
Can't you distinguish a wholesome family thread from an unwholesome family thread?
Travis
What is a wholesome family, you phouncing phounc?
I am UBER wholesome and family.
I'm gonna wear UBER out today, I love it so much.
What is a wholesome family, you phouncing phounc?
Threads that involve my lying about my wholesome family.
Travis
'flave - I was one of the doubters, but didn't check in until this morning. Absolutely hilarious. Well-played. My only disappointment is that I've always pictured you looking like the guy in your avatar...
'flave - I was one of the doubters, but didn't check in until this morning. Absolutely hilarious. Well-played. My only disappointment is that I've always pictured you looking like the guy in your avatar...
You're the first person to be disappointed by my looks.
Ever.
Travis
Still no flashing envelope thingy.
Still no flashing envelope thingy.
Travis-
Thank you for the PM. I forgive you and all is well now.
My best to the wives and chilluns.
WTF?
He never apologizes to me.....he just steals beer.
It would be really funny if you started pretending to be your wife, using your log-in.
Think about it. Most of these guys will have forgotten by next year.
WTF?
He never apologizes to me.....he just steals beer.
That reminds me.
Can I borrow $20.00?
Travis
It would be really funny if you started pretending to be your wife, using your log-in.
Think about it. Most of these guys will have forgotten by next year.
It's up to somebody else from here on out.
All the bullschit posts make me uncomfortable after awhile.
Travis
30414 and your just now getting uncomfortable. LMAO
WTF?
He never apologizes to me.....he just steals beer.
That reminds me.
Can I borrow $20.00?
Travis
Sure.
Pampers or nutcuttin'?
Sure.
Pampers or nutcuttin'?
BigMac, can of Kodiak, and a couple silos of Budweiser.
Can I [bleep] borrow it or not?
Travis
SURE.
AS in UBER SURE, you dumb phoucing unwholesome April Fools Day abuser.
Which cell you in, again?
I feel so violated.
I've got used goods I'll let you have.
Travis, what you need to do is focus on the new guys that show a little promise, you know, staying power, and work them all year with the fake family angle. Drop a BIG bomb next 4/1, with everyone in on it. We got your back.
Come on man, you're all we got.
*Or how bout you get your FFL and next 4/1 the Feds storm your house? That'd be epic! 100 pages easy!!!
We 3 kings of Orient are,
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded.....
It exploded,
Following yonder star...
Oh, Oohhhh.
That kid is beauuuutiful.
Wait, isn't that your sister?
Who knew Travis was from Arkansas! GW
You did well enough with what you had at hand. I didn't call you on the "newborn" pic, but gave you the C-section comment to see how you'd answer it... when you said you were home same day, the jig was up.
You lost me there.
Why wouldn't I be home the same day? Or do you mean the child?
Travis
Jay-zus!! Apparently I have to dumb my game down so you can grab hold... at least dvdegeorge figgered it out!!
Hope you shoot gophers better'n that...
Originally Posted By: selmer
'flave - I was one of the doubters, but didn't check in until this morning. Absolutely hilarious. Well-played. My only disappointment is that I've always pictured you looking like the guy in your avatar...
Avatar is none other than the anchorman Ron Burgundy.
Ron Burgundy is like a God, or something.
I very, very rarely laugh out loud at anything. I just did.
Dude. You should have seen what my mom said when she finally spoke to me again. It damn near made me feel bad.
My goal was to make it to Christmas. How [bleep] funny would that have been? Send a Christmas card to everybody with an almost-one-year old? And when people ask, just play real dumb.
"Oh, that? Yeah. We had a baby. Didn't we mention that? Yeah well, we did, soooo....Merry Christmas"
Travis
Bump for the Christmas season. I'm at in laws in Texas for week and trying to not kill myself. If id seen the little brown guy that tried prying door handles off my F250 at lowes yesterday I'd probably be in jail today. Doesn't sound half bad actually.