Kiss off all you "non-qualifiers"



















































I need opinions . . . not advice or counsel . . . TBD

my opinion is...























































what are we talking about, again?

ked

ked

I'm


























lost

What?

Huh?

I agree OO.

so you have finally gotten to the point where you need Viagra?

As one of qualifying age, my advice is:

























faster horses; younger women; older whiskey; more money

It helps them to take a leak without filling their shoes.

I thought it was younger horses, faster women, more whiskey, and older money.

Yes, I like your version better.

Nicest thing about old age is you get to meet all these new people every morning.

Jim

Old guys are grumpy:

So....

Where are we on this?

Snake

I'm qualified for the team but to be honest I'd rather be on the other side.

Ahm rye cheer.






An stain ear.

this thread is going a long ways but nothing getting done, must be over 60.lol

mron

I'm 61.

Thought this thred was going to have some HOT babes with BIG hooters for us dirty old men to admire!....(grin!)

Virgil B.

OK, now I need a nap.

Ahhhh, the sunset years.

He ain't quite got enough index finger run through that trigger guard!!

But he shakes less than I do.

Like a dog poopin' a peach seed.

I can't read any more of this; I gotta go pee again.......

We are NOT grumpy.

We have just spent the better parts of 6 decades being pissed on, pissed off, micro-managed, 2nd guessed, passed over, [bleep] over, lied to, cried to, scammed, flamed and damned.

So PARDON US if your latest melodrama receives a response such as.... "Don't waste your dime. Call someone that GIVES A [bleep], thank you very much!"

Wow, that was so personally cleansing.

Ron

It's 3:20 PM and I'm on my third nap today.

Denny.

I'd snort the lint out of her belly button.

This is so true, but can tell you are old as a phone call now costs a quarter! Ain't no dime about it.

I`d eat the corn out of her chit!!!