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What else can you say?

Mike

Drugs make you do crazy things

Maybe it will become a fad

If it came to that, I'd try a different sequence.

Perhaps it is his way of being productive after smoking some weed.

Pretty ballsy...

Didn't your read it???? His buds said "No hard drugs were involved."

To a head no drugs are hard.

I might have done the same if I was forced to listen to that "music."

Hopefully they could not reattach it...he needs no more offspring.

Paying it forward.

Tried to leave the world ahead.

Hope his johnson is ok.

Come one now, who here hasn't considered cutting off his pecker and jumping off a small building?

he jumped out of a two story window...

...

...wanna bet there were some cops, amberlamps drivers, docs, and nurses laughing their asses off at this guy?

epic Darwin Award

Winnebago man couldn't take it no more?

Probably woke up with the mother of all hangovers and realized he'd porked a transvestite the night before after consuming multiple 40's of Colt .45 malt liquor.

,..before witnesses.

It all came back to him when he stumbled out to smoke a cigarette on the steps,..and the "boyz" were waiting for him on the curb,...talkin' 'bout,..

"Whoooooo-EEEEeeeeeeee!,...you sho 'nuff was givin' ole Tiffany the rough treatment own the hood o'yo cah las' nite!,...sheeeeeit".

,...ain't nuthin' left to do but cut your dick off and jump off the roof, at that point.

Worse than crabs, right?

No comparison.

Crabs just make you go to the drug store and be subjected to a smart ass clerk hollerin' out,

"Get a bottle o'that crab dope off the shelf, Nadine!! We got a scratcher out here!!"

Wait a minute, do I have this right ???

Johnson cut his what ??

We can only hope!

It was a bit embarrassing,...but not nearly enough to make me lop my dick off and go screaming off down the street.

In fact,...I considered taking the last half of the bottle of crab dope and going back for round two.

I just couldn't figure out a good way to approach her about it.

That was some good stuff.

Illiterate fool. The instructions are to shave your junk and drink a can of OJ, not cut off your junk and run and jump like O.J.

Gonna be callin' him Aintno Johnson from here on out.

What he caught from Tiffany would make his dick fall off anyway.

I was young and bashful back then.

Today,...I'd just knock on her door,..hand her the crab dope, and say,

"Rub summa this on ya booger. I'll be back day after tomorrow".

My Mom always said, "if you can't say something good then don't say anything at all." GOOD.

B, ya bes in rare form. Bwahhahaa.

DJ DickNoMo

Hope it is the beginning of a new fad............

I bet he won't have the balls to do that again.

Lol!

But to be akkerit, it's EAT a can frozen OJ, THEN shave yer junk...

But to be serious for a moment, this dick self-slashing behavior is a hallmark for PCP toxicity. "No hard drugs involved"... I am HIGHLY skeptical.

I just call BS.

Those Africans are into that genital mutilation.



Dont they usually tie a vine to their pecker and jump off a bamboo tower or some jive?

The shaving movement has made those things just about extinct

Im just all broken up over it.









not.

Good news is he won't be makin' no babies.

believe it or not i once had that very conversation.

lolol,...

Excellent YouTube material !! Where's the vid cam when ya need one ???


Denny

All I can say is . . . . . ."No hard feelin's"

"Rapper cuts off penis and jumps from balcony!!"

... go forth and multiply.

Story in my home town was that there was one of "those old ladies" who frequented the butcher shop. It was the expressed desire of those in the store that she find another place to trade, but no one knew how to go about it. One day, the proprietor removed one teat from the bag of a cow. When he saw her coming down the street, he inserted in into his fly and snugged up the zipper. Following her shocked gaze down to below his belt, he exclaimed, "Is that thing out again?" Then proceded to flop it onto the block, took a cleaver and hacked it in twain. Mission accomplished. Even if not factual (it was sworn to be so), it makes a great story.

Feel good story of the year

He won't be fathering welfare babies.Hopefully some damned dog came along and chowed down on his pecker.

what else can you say?

who cares!

Nothing as I cannot see how this affects myself or anyone I know.

Reports are that rapper Andre Johnson will know be known as "Andre", because he cut the Johnson.

God bless him. If this were done to all black men, assimilation could begin.

Yep, me too, lol!

Yup. First thing I thought of was bath salts.

So what is the solution...should we just give them away to the rappers for free, do you think it would work?

Great idea.

great news!!

Hmmmmm. Maybe. But if it happens two more times the news will lable it an epidemic, the feds will commission a panel of community organizers to come up with a plan to deal with it, the SPLC will lable selling bath salts to rappers a hate crime, and John Q tax payer foots the bill.

Nah, we better just ignore this.

Yes you are probably right, a shame though as it would have been a valued service to the species.

The rapper formerly known as Johnson.

When I first saw the article I thought Ingwe had finally gone and done it.

I reckon he can drop his Johnson in a jar of alcohol or that stuff kids keep dead frogs in and carry it in his pocket... just in case

Monkey see, monkey do!

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Mike

I reckon his coon tune days are over

I heard his new rap group was going to called the no-wang-clan

Members of Northstar told TMZ they were there when Johnson, without warning, cut off his penis and leaped. They said by the time they got downstairs he was running around screaming.

They also said hard drugs were not involved, and believe Johnson must have mental problems.

Ya think?

They've already moved past that name and have decided on The Stump Jumpers.

Is it bad to hope his actions are highly contagious among the rapping community?

"Everybody have fun tonite, ain't no Wang Chung tonite."

Why is it when I see this thread, I keep thinking "all the kings horses and all the king men couldn't --- "?