Got home from a gruelin' ER day today, and saw that the You-Nighted States POSTal disService had left me a package on my front stoop. So I got outta my truck and found a Priority Mail package from south Texas.

I can't get my phone pic to post... so I'll just tell ya... four quarts of primo south Texas 'shine!! Amazing stuff!!

All's I can say to my benefactor is... what part of "flammable, perishable, liquid, or fragile" did you not understand when you shipped this, you crazy mofo?!?!? Near as I can tell, this package qualifies on 3 out of 4!!!

Crazy nilgai-huntin' brother, we are gonna have us a HOG hunt now!!

Got a feeling I know who sent that!

Either that or they are trying to seduce you. Sleep on your back when they come to visit.

Doc, not all survive packages from south Texas.

Yeah but not four out of four so all is good.

dammit save some of it Keith and i will be there in a lil over a week......gotta work on the benefactors timing

Is this even legal to do?

Yes, aren't we free? We defeated the Kings men, you see.

Oh, I forgot about the slugs who vote for tyranny.

Just got off the phone with our benefactor... he wanted to make sure it got here in time for y'all's arrival... and TRUST me, I couldn't make a dent in these 4 quarts before y'all's get here. This stuff is POtent!!

Depends on your definition of "legal".

I don't concern myself with such things. I wear flowered shirts, drink chilled Chardonnay, and listen to KennyG records.

GFY

Dang, Doc, I need to get on the same mailing list you're on.

Enjoy!

Scottie, I doubt you'd want to pay the entry fee to this here association... and I gotta tell ya, dollars aren't involved...

It's 4 qts for cripes sake!! I bet there is more where that came from anyway.

Stop getting all excited already. That's mayonnaise, dude.

If you get one of those large diameter mailing tubes and cut it into approriate length you can mail interesting liquids safely.
I packed the bottles in the tubes, with peanuts or popcorn, or foam. Taped the ends and put them into a box of correct depth and filled the space with plastic peanuts.
.

jim

oh my, I felt like a criminal when I shipped some hot sauce to KameradLes! 4 jars of illegal likker? Amazing chutzpah

Read and weep bitches.



drunks

Posting that information proves that education does not override goo sense.

I knew we had a lot in common.

I'm partial to fish print shirts, wine spritzers, and Barry Manilow.

Woo hoo !!!

Guess ill just send preserves via UPS, next time if I have to.

I see some good dudes going down the wrong path. Kenny G? Manilow???? Pleez!

Get your man cards back before you try that 'shine:

A metro sexual man card?

Does that count?




This guy rocks ...

<whew> Thanks, Hatari, that was close...

It's Friday night and you're in possession of a quantity of Corpus Christie thunderfug.

If your posts are still making sense in 4 hours, you ain't-got-a-hair-on-your-ass.

It's one of the unwritten rules of da innanet.

He called me last night after he sampled it ...he was all giddy and I could hear Kenny G in the background ..

That was just the test run.

If it's consumed properly, an exchange will go something like this:

Poster A: Well,..if Bundy had just paid his grazing fees, everything would be fine.

Poster B: The grazing fees weren't the *real* issue.

DocRocket: DAAAAYYYYY-VEY FUGGIN' CROCKETT!!

So you have heard him sing in huntin' camp after a few drinks

Bristoe you oughta hear that man on his guitar sangin the blues after he's had a couple....funnier than chit!

I hereby second the Mayor of Lexington.

You think that stuff will have him getting one of them little bitty shaggy chitt eating dogs?

And then the night ends up like this

more like this..Doc has one beer and it is almost 90 out..then ya thought I had him on a death march for goats...

Those *had* to have originated in Berea.

Most people won't understand,..but CrimsonTide will.

Docs more at home doing doing stuff like this. That damn nilgia has more 270 holes than i could count= use a 30 cal.

got him within 20 yds of this one...:D he about took its head off with that whizzum....we had a rough start that morning though...he can tell you about it

lol i heard that story.

Had to shoot that bitch seven times before she'd die!! And four of them was in the heart-lung complex, including the first two...

Next time I'm bringin' my 338...

Nilgai ain't "antelope"... they'd elk on phuggin steroids...

Hey, Bristoe!! I'm well on the way! I've had about 4 small glasses of the apple pie so far... and I've discovered that my new Fender amplifier is waaaaaay too phuggin quiet... so I plugged in my TS9 pedal and a turbo boost box and I'm about to get thermonuclear on the messican polka music comin' outta the neighbor's back yard with some Steve Ray tribute tunes and aaaaaaallllll the windows open. WOO-HOO!!!

I can just hear your neighbors now,..

"Oh hell,...that Doctor's drunk again".

DAAAAAAVVEEYYYYY, DAAAAVEEEEY CROOOOOOCKETT!!

lolol,....

I'd like to join you,...but I'm too tired to get up and drive to the liquor store.

God Bless Texas.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dammit B, that was funny.

a little pantera

http://s175.photobucket.com/user/rogerhunter43/media/ryanskynyrd003.mp4.html

I figured you'd get a kick outta that.

I told ya!

damn i hadn't watched these in yrs,

http://s175.photobucket.com/user/rogerhunter43/media/ryantaryndrumguitar002.mp4.html

http://s175.photobucket.com/user/rogerhunter43/media/ryanguitar005.mp4.html

Davy's why i cut the Tennessee boys slack.

Ha, I can see, a perfect freaking heart shot.

there was also a bullet that went in that right ear, the other side of the head isn't so pretty.

Ah, phuggit...

I'm gonna have to post the butt out tool pic....

GFY

1st time Doc came up for a goat hunt he pulls out a pair of them shoulder length plastic gloves....I said "What you gonna do ..preg check that buck?"

Someday we have to sit down for a drink or three.

too late for a butt out butt he tried...

Heck we all do! Youse guys would be a hoot in camp

As you can see from the elongated entry hole, the bullet was angling forwards. It blew the heart up and I recovered the spent bullet under the skin of the offside shoulder after it shattered the humerus just at the joint with the scapula.

GFY. With all due respect.

I got it up his urethra, which I gotta say takes some talent! At least there weren't no sperm & piss all over the carcass...

So Deflave wasn't there....

that was a doe............................

and how come I get a gfy and eyeball gets one with all due respect?































I tell ya I don't get no respect......................

GFY... with all phuggin due respect...

Bullsch!tt... that was the spike buck I killed at 540 with Pat's rifle.

Again, GFY, with all due respect...

Rough start to the morning, you say?

AAAAANNNnnnnyyyyways, let's get th'phugg back on topic... I've had 2 inches out of the quart jar of applie pie an' one inch outta the clear, an' I can tell ya I never felt better... don't feel a phuggin' thing...

DAAAAVVEEEY, DAAAAVEEEEY CROCCKETT!!

you fulla chit GI dat one was in the pivot pasture....

Yeah, Leighton, it was. We killed a bottle of George Dickel between us the night before.

"Sair heids th' morn! Aw-haw-hey, we're the wee boys!" sez I, springin' oot m'kip none worse for wear, but Eeyore, er, I mean, Keith... he was a bit thick-headed that mornin'...

It was Doc's fault....he can tell you about the hunt in the Ford F25000 the bumps made his head throb...I was fine as can be

Well, how da phugg I'm sposed to know? We kilt manymany goats that hunt! The pictures get me confused.

Hey, Bristoe!! DAAAVVEEEEEEY, DAAAAAVVEEEEEEY CROCKET!!

This thread is just TFG (2 freakin good)

Ahem...shall we talk about a certain 270 wizzum a certain person could not chamber a round in????

Well, I must admit neither of us was eager to fry bacon for breakfast that morning when we set out...

I ain't hidin' NOTHIN'!! Just do a search and post a link to the original thread in which I fessed up to AAALLLLLL my idiocies and transgressions, and let's be done with it.

DAAAVEEEEEEY, DAAAVVEEEEY CROCKETT!!

Damn, this liquor is good! Keith, you boys might be SOL when you get down here next weekend...

That's ok I have some good stuff and I know where Roger is.

I knowed I shoulda gone to the liquor store today.

I hate to be left out on occasions like this.

Jus' get a cab, Bris. Seriously. Did I just call you Bris? Phug. My fingers don't work so good alf of a suden..

Oh,...I could go without a cab,...but I'm on Eastern time here.

It's a bit late in the evening to get started now.

I know *me*,...and I wouldn't wrap up until 4AM,...and the wife has no sense of humor about me doing my "sing along with Merle" routine during the wee hours of the morning.

She'll tolerate it in the early evening,...but just barely.

chit its gonna be an interesting week........

Besides,...in between posts I'm loading ammo with components not recommended for the cartridge.

I'm livin' dangerous enough without adding liquor to the mix.

Darn, I'm sorry to hear the wife is that pissed.

Does she shoot?

Go get 'em, B. I've got Stevie Ray cranked up on the stereo, and the doors to my reloading room are closed and the Strat is shut down for the duration. Acoustic 6-string is where I'm going after I finish spilling this bowl of red beans & rice with Italian sausage all over my shirt...

Massachusetts is a short bike ride from Kentucky.

Damn straight, Sunshine... I'm gonna get all Hunter S. Thompson on yo' ass...

You know it's time for detox when you get on a bike at 9:45PM in Kentucky and head to Massachusetts because there's a rumor of moonshine up that way.

lol

Man you make me laugh! Thanks!

Yeah,...I taught her how back before I had witnessed her with her Russian up.

,...might not have been a good idea,....I dunno.

You don't come up, Bristoe, I'm gonna throw a couple quarts of 'shine in the saddlebags and a leg over my bike and I will come VISITATE yer ass...

You think you can survive a weekend with a Ukrainian houseguest and a Russian wife under the same roof? We'll mos' likely get drunk, kill yer ass, roll you into perogies and sell yer remains on the street for chump change.

C'mon, man. Capitulate. Just get the phugg up to Boston with us.

Damn. I mean gawd-DAM, but this 'shine makes a FINE Bloody Mary!! Who'd a thunk it?

Seems the red beans & rice & Bloody Mary's got my fingers workin' again. Musta had low blood sugar or somethin'...

LOL I'm GOING TO SHOW ALL OF YOU HOW TO CATCH GIIIIAANT FISH....

eh76, rattler, etc, I hope you boys appreciate what a phuggin HIT I'm takin' for the team here, checkin' out this 'shine as thorougly gly as I'm checkin' it out... I expect some recompense when y'all get here next Saturday.

GIANT FISH.

This is a concept I can get behind. Big phuggin stripe bass. Big phuggin giant fish. Yepl .

I'll catch a fiddy pound stripper for starters.

and don't tell me its a lobsta pot.

lol,...you cain't be no worse than my Russian brother in law.

,..big, scary dude.

Kinda brings to mind that guy in the James Bond movies with the gold teeth,....except he doesn't have as pleasant of a disposition.

I knew I was gonna have to do this.....

Calm down OK, and save some until Saturday.

His camo was almost that good on our coyote hunt. I asked him WTF and he said he had to sneak out of the house without the dog and forgot everything but his gun and 8 bullets, eh.

Go ahead. Don't believe me then ask him.

I woulda killed that doe if I'd had my glasses...

OK. I admit it, I'm really phyuggin disorganized. I ahve ADD, probably. But... ah, phuggit....

don't tell him that dangit..tomorrow is Saturday!

Did I mention that this is REALLLLY good 'shine?

Okaayy.. so threats ain't gon work.. phugg..

Oh chitt. Doc, I meant NEXT Saturday.

Your right Eh, he coulda got alcohol toxicity.

I aint toxic.
Yet.
Phugg, this is GOOOOOD shine!!

Yep he ain't eggsperienced you before coffee....

Keith, somewhow I don't think B is as susceptible to intimidation as Bob is... I'mm just sayyin..

I'm feeling left out Doc. What can I do to get on Rog...ERRRR... The South Texas Santa's good graces?

OK. You boys play amongst youreselves. I'm signing off and gonna play my guitars. Gnit

chit Bart your always on the goody list, but Santa needs an address.

I thought I was meeting him for lunch.

Dunno.. maybe start with doin' a death mardch with 800 pounds of dead animal across a mile of tidal mudflats?

Just show up next Saturday, dude. Yer gonna be well received.

I gotta go. My fingers ain't working again.

Is next Saturday what I think it is?

Yessir it is next Saturday...when me and rattler grace Texas

When you gett'n to Doc's ?

Late Saturday or very early Sunday...depending on the weather. We have a storm blowing in late next week.

How long are y'all staying?

The week...leaving the next Friday or Saturday depending on weather.

Ha, ha. TFF.

I'm back. Messican neighbors threw a towel over the fense, cryin' "No mas! No mas", which as I understand it is messican for "Encore", so I cranked up the tubes and gave 'em the best rendition I could do of "Pride & Joy"...

So far, no more cries for further encores... and I'm werin' aviators and everything...

Oh they are so blessed.,

Darn, right in the middle of my whole week off and in the crappie spawn to boot. We need to party Saturday.

I'm planning on a sober week. Any objections?

GFY. Yer gettin' gassed same's the rest of us.. Jayzusd... my fingers don't work..

Roger done turned me into a zombie..

lol i dont drink much anymore......even with the chit load of stress ive had the last few weeks havent had more than a beer.....

Liar..........

went outside to give Petey the last bite of my whataburger and he damn near took my hand, can't say as I blame him it was a whataburger.

Sorry to hear. Oh well, more of Rogers stuff for us.

didnt say i wouldnt sample unfortunately with the pain meds doesnt take much booze to knock me on my arse so just quit drinking much

Y'all have a safe trip on the road.

Wanna bet? How much cash you plan on bringing?

oh schit. Keith returning to texas near bart and doc??? oh schit is finning to get real

Take a couple of days and get your narrow ass out there Bobby. You been hiding out long enough.

dude just bought another house, key word ANOTHER my old one aint sold yet

miss you bro

I gonna let you in on a little secret that most of us already know. Get your wife out of your check book. You're upgrading your life while simultaneously draining your fun money account. Life sucks without fun money.

Doc got pulled over last night.

I snagged the vid off the county's web site.



[video:youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QhFAkaYuGGY[/video]

Docs got the moves lol

Bristoe, you'd be a welcome addition to the absolute silliness to come. Lemme' know quick like, though. Making concrete plans.

I seriously appreciate the invite, but time constraints keep me from making any plans in the near future.

For some reason that's getting increasingly hard to rationalize, I still feel the need to work regularly.

PM sent.