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Posted By: jnyork No, you have NOT seen it all - 04/23/14
APRIL 22--A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.

As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an �unknown object� in the teenager�s crotch during a search.

The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a �North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,� according to a Kingsport Police Department report.

A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver--which is four inches in length--had been �stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.� The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.

In a TSG interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was �ransacked� last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, �Oh, gosh.� He noted that he would eventually like �the little fellow� returned, but added that the weapon would require �a bath in bleach.�

Archer, seen in the above mug shot, was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility. According to a jail official, Archer was released from custody after posting $6000 bond.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-hidden-in-vagina-576432
Posted By: RWE Re: No, you have NOT seen it all - 04/23/14
Originally Posted by jnyork

A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver--which is four inches in length--had been �stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.� The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.



you think he wants it back?

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When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, �Oh, gosh.� He noted that he would eventually like �the little fellow� returned, but added that the weapon would require �a bath in bleach.�


yep.


The "holster"

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Pretty sure I don't want to see that either.
Snatched it, eh....
I have heard of a PUNT gun before...but not a...
gun all covered up in skank juice



no thanks I would not want it back
Posted By: RWE Re: No, you have NOT seen it all - 04/23/14
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Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal penile facility.


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Posted By: tzone Re: No, you have NOT seen it all - 04/23/14
Originally Posted by RWE

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I'd take a run at it. Had worse.
Posted By: 5sdad Re: No, you have NOT seen it all - 04/23/14
Originally Posted by RWE
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Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal penile facility.


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Excellent!
Posted By: RWE Re: No, you have NOT seen it all - 04/23/14
Originally Posted by tzone

I'd take a run at it. Had worse.


Better clear the chamber first.
Posted By: 5sdad Re: No, you have NOT seen it all - 04/23/14
Originally Posted by RWE
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The "holster"

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Would that be a clam-shell holster?
Criminy!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-in-vagina-sentencing-576342

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/keistered-gun-snuck-into-jail-685431
You would be amazed at what can be stuck up a butt. Any of the cops on here can vouch for that.
Originally Posted by derby_dude
You would be amazed at what can be stuck up a butt.


TMI derb. TMI.



Travis
We invented "eye bleach" here at the campfire....

What kind of bleach do we use for this problem?

It really is the revolver that has the problem here....

Revolver bleach?


Has any revolver ever needed bleach before this happened?
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by tzone

I'd take a run at it. Had worse.


Better clear the chamber first.


I would bet she's had experience with more than one loaded gun which didn't go off and figured it would be safe to carry in her "vagi-holster".
Great...Now we're going to see Vagisil next to the Hoppe's No. 9...
Depending on her grooming habits that thing may have a hair trigger now....

twofish
.22 handguns are for pussies.
19....rode hard a put away wet ....already ....sad chit
Originally Posted by tzone
Originally Posted by RWE

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I'd take a run at it. Had worse.



Only if I had been drinking all night grin
I see some of the comments from the article are being posted here along with a few new thoughts!


good stuff, lololol
Posted By: jpb Re: No, you have NOT seen it all - 04/23/14
Originally Posted by 5sdad
Originally Posted by RWE
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The "holster"

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Would that be a clam-shell holster?

I've heard tell of flap holsters big enough to take a .45 auto inside, but I have never seen one personally... eek sick

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John
Grool: It's just gun lotion
and she had a brick of 22's in her azz.
Hahahaahah good one ring.

Wonder what made her go crazy. Maybe its the slinky tangled up in her hair?

WTF?
Posted By: 5sdad Re: No, you have NOT seen it all - 04/23/14
Originally Posted by ringworm
and she had a brick of 22's in her azz.


Given the current availability, that would make an attractive dowry.
Well, the action should be good and slick....
She's practicing to be an airline pilot by carrying a firearm in the cockpit.
that's just a pee shooter.
I've heard of appendix carry, but WTF?

Maybe this is WIWB = Waaaayyy Inside the Waist Band?
Originally Posted by ringworm
and she had a brick of 22's in her azz.


That hoarding bitchh is ruining it for the rest of us!
You boy's are too funny. Laffin'

twofish
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
.22 handguns are for pussies.


good one!

ked
It probably has a magnum in it most days.
You guys are killing me. laugh laugh laugh
Posted By: Mink Re: No, you have NOT seen it all - 04/23/14
Well I have a new idea for lube in the "best gun lube" thread in handguns. crazy
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