I got a ditch that runs behind my house where everybody walks their dogs ... unleashed. I don't have a problem with that because it is one of the few spots where somebody can let their dogs run off leash in the city.

Where I do have a problem is the dogs that come up to my fence (unleased) and bark at my dog. It drives Scout crazy. I can tolerate that part, dogs will be dogs, but where I have a problem is when stupid fuucs throw a ball for their dogs to fetch, repeatedly, on the other side of the fence. Technically it's illegal for someone to let dogs off leash in the ditch. I don't care though. Just don't throw the ball next to my yard.

Tonight I asked an ignorant dumb fuuc to not throw the ball for his dog behind my fence. His smart azz attitude damn near resulted in me going to a place I don't want to go.

The next time he comes back and gives me schit ... he'll be staring at the muzzle end of a 12 gauge shotgun.

One thing I have to add .. he was a smart azz Mexican punk mother fuucer that royaly pizzed me off.

Best cool down, but understand your frustration.

Turn [b][color:#3333FF]this on[/color][/b] in your pocket while you casually talk to the owner....dog won't want to hang around.

Good advice.

I just asked the schit not to throw the ball and he got all uppity.

I don't take kindly to that attitude.

Throw Scout's schit at him.

Next time tell them there's a nest of water moccasins in the ditch... or do you have water moccasins in Colorado?

No water moccasins. That won't fly.

A 12 gauge 11-87 in the face might have a little more bite.

It was his attitude towards a simple and polite request that pizzed me off. I don't have problem with the owners that let their dogs that run in the ditch. Just have a little respect.

Disrespect me and you've got a problem.

How about some "poorly adjust" rainbirds...

Spray 'em with a rainbird ...

Spray 'em with a shotgun ...

I dunno.

It's a Mexican? Put up security cameras to catch it throwing rat poison over your fence.

You pizzed him off so be careful he doesn't toss hamburger bombs laced with rat poison over the fence to Scout. Bombs have been left in a park here on the front range this year already, remember seeing it in the news.