Any of you guys get a spray tan?

We are going on a trip to the tropics so I wanted to look my best for the local people. Figured a spray tan would be a good idea so I went into the salon yesterday and got sprayed.


Not positive but I think they messed up, possibly used the wrong spray or something.

What's going on?

So you are like a hairless chihuahua now huh?

Better than growing a set of manboobs overnight...

If'n yer dick falls off ya know they f'd up.

PM Burns, he'll know.

That works for the Bahamas, Windward and Leeward Islands, Haiti and Jamaica.

And most of Atlanta.

I did not know they could spray on a farmer tan.

Pics or it didn't happen.

yep Sam wore his checkered short sleeve shirt, his cowboy hat

and a pair of leather chaps and that's ALL

why did ya want to look the best for the local people.....are you leaving the wife at home?

Ask DVDGeorge.

Laughin' my ass off....



Travis

I'm really gonna lmao, when Sam posts a pic of him lookin like Al Jolson!

Alright you wankers, be gentle....



I think they could have gone a couple shades lighter. That and it doesn't appear to be very even?

(pic does not do it justice)

You had us going!

Whatcha been spraying?

Looks like you greased the combine real good!

Lmao!

Well, no one there is gonna fugg with you, so you got that goin' for you.

I wanna know if he is fluent in Ebonics now...

never mind the tan F up Sam


you'se growing horns man!

You should direct your spray tan questions to John Burns. Likewise tooth whitening questions.

Dang! They done got it all over yo' Sunday go to meetin' shirt.

Bic razor

Full Brazilian shave

Frozen orange juice

Full spray and a half more dose

Infrared lights


Thank me later.

Screw the tropics...

Go to Alaska. They'll worship you as a god!

Were you on fire?
Good schit.

I just UBER FM.



Travis

Gave up farmin' for chiminey work, eh?

No.

Simply a new vocation.

Chimney Sweep.

Looks like you immersed yourself in a tough job.

Sam, with friends" like this, no need lookin' about for enemies.

PS. I don't believe you either.

I laughed at this one!

Living the dream, Sammo!

Ya doing okay Sam.

Tan Looks Good,, Horns Are Little Off Centered...

Shoulda' axksed for the Fast Orange� treatment instead.........or as well

perhaps Mrs. O can be of some assistance there.

dolla gentral spray tan

That looks like a blackhead outbreak....

DEET, then work no shirt in shorts for a while.

Yeah, DEET ought to give that Grecian Orange look....

I would believe the spray tan over you going to the tropics.

Good point....grin



Thanks for all the kind words. The spray tan might not be the most realistic job but you gotta admit, it dos look good!

me and my boys saw a woman at home depot the other week who was literally orange. head to foot. older gal with bleached out hair, lots of that frosty white eye makeup and short shorts and tank top. most bizarre. i couldn't stop looking. i'm talking orange. like the friggen fruit orange.

i like yours better

did you snag her number?


I bet she was hot!

This has my vote for the post of the week.

He must have used this for spray tan:

DEET for the skeeters, never thought about it helping tan. Does that work?

Bwahahahahahaha!

Sorry dude, but you knew you had it coming to you.

That's about how I look after a busy day in the fab shop.

Maybe some laquer thinner can be used to spread it around, just keep it away from your eyes, and your pecker.

And, judging by the expression on your face you're not feeling to happy, the laquer thinner can help with that, too. A couple of huffs should do the trick.

And a black t-shirt will hide the overspray better, too.

What happened, the Graco blow up, or heavy winds?

Dude, I knew I was gonna get blasted but didn't think it would be that bad. Wind was wrong and extra 'soot' had built up on the exhaust pipe. Diesel engine that isn't running exactly right and smokes a little.

Oily, diesel soot.


That chit is a pain in the ass to remove from one's hair and skin!


I used the dog towel after taking an extra long shower. It had some black streaks from places I'd missed. Wife was not impressed but thought it was funny.

Probably wear off in time. Maybe.

did u pay your cracker tax ?

A couple of thoughts, Sam could paint his lips white, take up a ukulele, and do "Mammy" for us.

laffin my ass off...that's a good one!

Shew. I'll bet it smells as good as it looks, too.

Ya shoulda made a call to the Speaker's office. You'da gotten an expert's opinion from Suntan himself..

Sam, you're probably one of the few people on this site that could get away with asking a question like this. lol

don't forget a mani & pedi, trim the carpet and drapes...then accessorize like h*ll...