The Obungler Scandal

POSTED�JULY 23, 2014
Bob: �Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Jim: �You mean releasing 5 dangerous terrorists for an Army deserter?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �You mean corruption and terrible conditions at the VA?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �You mean outing the CIA station chief in Afghanistan?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �You mean the Mexican gun running?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �You mean SEAL Team 6?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �Obama saying the avg family would save $2,500 on their healthinsurance premiums?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �Obama saying you can keep your insurance?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �Obama having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �Obama intentionally ignoring our immigration laws?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �You mean voter fraud?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �You mean the military not getting their votes counted?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit ofthe law?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declaredbankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?�
Bob: �No the other one:

.Jim: �The IRS targeting conservatives?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �The DOJ spying on the press?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies ofitems they do not want?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �The president�s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegalimmigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �The president�s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order inorder to bypass Congress?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are AlQaeda?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some countiesvoted 100% for Obama?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �The president�s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attemptto circumvent the Senate�s advise-and-consent role?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �The State Department interfering with an Inspector Generalinvestigation on departmental sexual misconduct?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?�
Bob: �No, the other one�

Jim: �You mean Fast & Furious?�
Bob: �No, the other one.�

Jim: �I give up! � Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don�t pay taxes and get free stuff fromtaxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corruptadministration in American history?�
Bob: �THAT�S THE ONE!�

I forgot to give credit to 'Grouchy Old Cripple' web site.