and had been watching a geeky looking guy with women hanging all over her. He watched for about an hour and then asked the bartender, "What's that guy's secret? I can't get a woman to give me a second look and that dweeb has them hanging on him like ticks."

"Beats me,' the bartender replied, 'I can't figure it out myself."

"He must have a great pickup line that he uses. I would give anything to know what it was", replied the customer.

"Naw,' said the bartender, 'he hasn't said anything much that I can see. All he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows."

That's one of the main reasons that chicks always went crazy over Gene Simmons, and he is one ugly dude.........

Good one.