Holy Giggles Batman, I'm dyin' here! - 10/19/14
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/390606/putting-o-ebola-jonah-goldberg
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This will be the single greatest �news�letter of all time. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. Pathos, logos, and ethos will leap into the San Diego Zoo bear pit of your mind and shout �Bear Fight!� When it is over, you will feel like you kissed your long-lost love both goodbye and hello at a Paris train station. You�ll be rested, as if you just woke from a nap by a waterfall using a panda bear�s belly as a pillow. While it�s not true we only use 10 percent of our brains, you will feel like that had been the case up until now. You�ll be able to cook twelve-minute brownies in seven minutes. You will never have to eat kale again. This will make total sense to you. Suddenly, whether asked to train cats to use a human toilet or use a semicolon correctly, you�ll say, �Of course, a child could do it.�