Somehow, it just seems proper.

BARF!


I need eye bleach!

WTH did we ever do to you to bring on that kind of eye violence?

Photoshop

What a hottie! One of you guys start on the back, and I'll take the front. Chances are we'll never see each other.


I am a SICk man! :-)

Do-nut shop

That girl is big enough to eat hay and shyt on the streets.

L.W.

And a poorly done one at that. The guns are pasted on and the barrels partially erased.

That would take a lot of beer.

Nope. Denim's stretched so tight you can see through it.

Hitch 'er up to a plow.

Bristle, you have crossed the line from crumedgeon to crazy Bastid.

The boys from Tennessee pants just got tight too...

She just has a big heart.

Wow...like we say, "She had kind face. One of those faces....only a mother could love"!

No self respecting Glock owner would look like that!

Are the Glocks covering up her nipples ?

Probably would be if she wasn't wearing a top!

She has boyfriends all over Ferguson.

LBP would hit it. Twice.

Has to be, no way you can fit anything else in those jeans.

Now I know why " toothbrush " isn't plural.

There is no way any man, with maybe the exception of Travis, could intake enough beer to make that look good and still be conscious and functional

Now, that's a REAL pistol packing mama!!!

B, even for you, this is a new low. ;-{>8

Why do y'all insist on showing pictures of DeFlave's girlfriends. It's bad enough he can't score on a give me elk hunt. Show some mercy on the boy.

Warm in the winter; shady in the summer.

Warm in the winter; sweaty in the summer.

Sooooo wrong

I think.

There is a thin girl inside of every fat girl trying to get out - in her case, probably several.

I don't care if she is sweaty, she will provide shade for me.

Very fitting! Poetic, even. Perfect match up. Phat ugly pistols and.......

LBP should be along any moment

Yep. If you blow it up, you can easily see the fuzzy outline around the grip. Photoshop for sure.

LMAO...

It's a shame there's no way to unsee that picture.

Allow me o help those aching eyes...

Like to get a holster or two like the one in the third pic, anyone know where I can find one and how much it'll cost? (Besides the obvious half my stuff and visitation for the kids).

Craig's List?

It would appear that she dresses to the right.

She was a 'he' before those things went off.

You are crazier than a run over dog if you think I'm going to blow that picture up and look at it even bigger.

lolol,...

LMAO!!!!!

Y'all laugh all ya want,...but you put that ole gal in the basement,...throw down a can of spinach and a gallon of water every 2 or 3 days, she'll be ready to clean up and take out to see the fireworks by the 4th of July.

She'll want to scratch and bite fer a day or two when ya bring her up,...but they gen'ly get over that after a little bit.

THAT DOES IT. I'm going to send a memo to the General and have you transferred to the Ferguson front.

I dunno B., that front butt is hard to get rid of. There's probably a midget stuck in there who's been missing since the Bush administration.

Hang a pork chop about 8' high down there and she'll jump that off in pretty short order.

That might be, but there won't be a picture left hanging on a wall for a 10 mile radius of ground zero.

One of 'em I did like that come up outta there able to dunk a damn basketball.

You get used to it.

seattle 10 right there....