Henceforth and forthwith let it be known to all that deflave's real name is Clark.

...Griswald???

"Merry Christmas....sh*tters full"

Gruff,

Did you go hunting this year or was Mini-Gruff's the only time?

Maybe Travis, er, Clark should have punched his elk instead of trying to shoot it....

I did. Tagged out opening day on this fellow. Best part is my boy was right with me the whole time. Was considerable smaller up close than he was in the scope.

"Beauty Clark"

I can see my self saying this a time or two...

I understand he's been looking for a toyota woodsided wagon.

Nice! I'd take it...

That's the 600 in .22-250AI, correct? And is that a Bushnell 10x elite?

Thanks, and correctamundo on both counts. vanilla with a fast twist these days, used to be an AI though. 62 ttsx at 3500 kills schit dead.

What about Dr. Clark?

That might give his dipschit advice a little more credibility?


(heavy on the grins)

You you been out any Mojo?

Wut up, wut up!



Beer's for all!

(slightly buzzed....)

Unfortunately, I only got about four days BG hunting in this year. Open hunts with limited time and too many other hunters....suck!

I think I'm done with open hunts for rifle. I'll keep putting in for draws and take 'em if I can get them. Working construction is the absolute schit's when it comes to hunting season. We are normally just blitzed come October/November.

All of which is why I ordered a bow today! I am now AI'd.

Ace....Improved.

I'm gonna shoot 101 arrows a day, get me some tattoos and find that Ginger girl...

I know better than to ask, but...what kind of beer?

That sucks dude. Orange is the last color I like to see in my glass, but hell at least you got some time in the woods eh?

What'd you get for a spearflinger?

Ace those mutherphoucers in the chin. Don't forget to shoot a 5 gallon bucket of .22s in a summer.

Sweet!

Kickin chicken up in heah.

Bud Light.

For the WIN.

What else other than pure water can one function on daily and never get sick?

Along with an occasional shot of JD of course.

Same here.

I got a long way to go before I earn the title "Clark."



However; Gruff has been filling the shoes of Cousin Eddy since I've know him.



Travis

Hi buddy!

You are without a doubt Clark.

Got a PSE Drive LT. Should be here in about two weeks.

There are WAAY more opportunities here for archery than rifle (in my situation). I can hunt our 'South Hills' without a draw which will afford me much more time in country (I could hunt after work) due to its proximity. Antelope, deer and elk all have earlier non draw hunts for bow. Probably should've done this a long time ago...

And, yeah...anytime spent hunting is ok by me even its climbing the steep, thick stuff!

Good thing Clark showed up. This thread was starting to be about...not him!

I hear ya. I bought dropped a retarded amount of money on a Bowtech awhile back when I thought archery was the only time I'd have to get out and about. Shoots damn well and easy, but other than blowing a pretty easy shot on a raghorn a couple years ago it just sits in the corner and glares at me. Were I a less lazy man or if I weren't on the phoucing prairie I expect it'd get more love.

I knew he'd come.

TWSS

His posts suck without me.

Clarktitude:

Did you you know that I'm one of Cousin Eddy's children?

Where's Aunt Edna?

SWEET!

Sammo...you've been away from the city for a long time now.

Wut up! has morphed to 'Sup?

In the inner city 'Sup has morphed to " Burn that bitch down!"


Now you are all caught up on metro-vernacular.




You're welcome.

To further affirm your promoting of a name change, you do still owe me $150.00.




Travis

Last effort to punch two tags tomorrow.

Let's just say headstamps have been glanced at a time or two...

GFY.


Clark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Pv6QTvzos&spfreload=10

You back from Poland already?!?

Burn the M' Fin' Poohbah down.

And you owe me a title.

That's a Christmas.

They're developing an app that will help people track my whereabouts though. Stay tuned.



Dave

PS- I outshot the FA with my Ruger the other day. So I think I'll sell the FA. That thing is stupid.

This must be what business in Ferguson looks like.



Travis

Your name is Clark retard, not Dave.

It's hard to keep track.



Travis

Most hunters learn the value of head stamps at a somewhat earlier age.

I'm hoping your sons name is on one of those tags. I wish y'all good fortune.

This is disappointing. I would have thought your lights would be arranged in a GFY motif.

DIBS!!!

Learn to use LC brass and you won't have to worry. (Hint- they never say 22-250�.everything else is swage-able as long as you're not right at red-line.)

No. Russ needs to finish up the lights for me.



Travis

Got you marked down.



Travis

I got it sorted out now.

All is well.



Travis

Christmas is not about smart ass catch phrases.

It's about the celebrating of the birth of Christ. If you took the time to learn these things maybe you wouldn't be going to hell.




Clark

I feel so ashamed in being unable to properly address my fellow G's......






Flave, still have my A tag as well, haven't seen anything worthy.

Might not even make an attempt this afternoon after work either.
My vagina does not like this cold wind.

phoucing brrrrrrrrrrrr

Yeah, I bagged it this AM.. There's already one body up in my hunting grounds, didn't want to add another.

Might just shoot a deer outta my yard if I get an itchy trigger finger.

Tomorrow morning is looking sweet, though!

You guys lose a local?

What happened?

Yeah, what the hell happened?


And Flave is tougher than me if he's been out in it all day, the breeze is hard on the face.

http://missoulian.com/news/state-an...a232c9e-433d-11e4-8148-27b5e750071d.html

Gets pretty tangled up in those fall downs up there.. If you break a leg or ankle, you're not getting out on your own.

He's either in the Carribean with his girlfriend, or propped up on a tree out there.

Story sounds kinda goofy though, I'd say it's 50/50 he's with a girl.

Who knows?



Has anyone sent out a search party for Flave yet?

Holy phuoc....

My vagina dropped around 0745 and I had to drag that sumbitch around all day. That was some cold, cold.

Lookin' like tag soup for this guy. Just haven't seen anything worth shootin'.

Might drive around with the Pollock and see if she can't bust somethin' that isn't more than 50yds off the road.

As an aside, I had the privilege of meeting a 76 year old rancher that has lived here his whole life. And holy fugg did that dude have some awesome stories.



Travis

Missing since September? I'd say he's dead.



Travis

The damn wind blew all frikken afternoon and they are calling for more today. Just not that enthused about the windchill, that or content with being a puzzy.



We will have to make a giant bowl of tag soup!



(did the rancher think you were crazy? I mentioned to my dad yesterday after chores that maybe I would go hunting/hiking and he gave me the, don't be an idiot look...)



Gonna do a quick drive by in a few minutes on the way to the farm. Maybe a big, retarded whitetail will present himself...yeah right.

Go bust one Sam!

Maybe Clark will find something today too? How cold is it out there today? 58 here right now with 16mph wind. I may go bust some wood ducks....

Darrik, lots of decent bucks that will hopefully survive until next year.... 'no big sightings'.


Currently,


-14�F

Feels Like: -30�





Time to go start the smoke wagon.

A balmy -5 here this morning...I suspect it will be colder in Sams A/O...hope he does a drive by on bambi...

That's definitely out of my comfort zone!

Was North of Sam yesterday and it was the 1st time my 6.7L Ford failed to just fire right up despite being plugged in all night. Had to leave the key in the "on" position for about a minute before the computer thought stuff was actually warm enough to fire.

He was too nice to say we were idiots but he sort of implied it...

My buddy wanted to get a Christmas tree for his wife and so he cut one down. We were gettin' straight Griswald in that bitch. Only problem was when it hit the ground it looked like somebody threw a glass tree on the ground. We were laughin' our asses off in between tears of pain due to the cold.

Are the deer numbers overall way down for you guys out that way? It's amazing how few we are seeing this year.



Travis

There is a nice whitetail lingering about one area, but the landowner wants him to live through this season. He's nice, but we'd like him to become more nicer.




Travis

I can't recall many times that I was as cold as I was yesterday. It was -15 when we headed up the hillside and the wind was nothing short of brutal. It was pretty fuggin' bad. Even for here.



Travis

Clark,
Rumor has it you were really at the Mint all day and met a nice old man there.
I got the PM from your toasty warm Vagina.
GFY.




P.S. Tell your vagina the selfies were beautiful......
but loose lips, sink ships.

Same here.

Only mine is a gasoline powered sedan.

And I'm going to get donuts for Russ. Not to work.



Travis

The mint? What is that?

Did you fugg up the joke before it even started?



Travis

Poobs, it is a wee bit nippy in a refeeshing sort of way.


Darrik, extra clothes this morning!


Clay, I was wondering if you guys made it up!
(waiting for a hunt report when you get a minute)

The old 6.0 fired right up but of course it was plugged in.

It would be uber gay to hunt all day and come back to a truck that won't start. That thought has crossed my mind as well....



Travino, there are a few mule deer around but most bunches are living near fields/farm areas(aka welfare deer). Not nearly as many out in the hills.

Wind in sub zero weather is never a good thing.

I have a couple doe tags left, but I'm not sure I'll fill them. The kids have been filling the freezer and it looks like one of them is still on a mission.

This was my son's first year hunting (he's 7) and he busted a button buck early in the season. He then busted a doe a few days later. He likes to pull the trigger...

His big sister killed her first buck and it's been eating at him since. He's counting the days until late youth season (Dec 27 & 28).

A buddy's daughter shot the deer below during gun season, but didn't kill it. The bullet looks like it grazed the spine area -- maybe still in there? The buck went down for a few minutes, then got away as they were going to get him. It was a weird deal. Anyway, the deer is losing bunches of weight and I'm thinking he won't make it through the winter. I put a blind up hoping he's still around for late youth. Maybe the boy can connect for all the right reasons....

Luckily the slow start was in the hotel parking lot. When it didn't turn over right away I figured I was in for about 2hrs of drinking coffee before I could roust the jumpstart dude. Then I remembered a pard who used to pack in on the Buffalo Horn late in the season talking about coming back after the truck sitting cold for days or even a week and running the key to "on" and the glow plugs staying hot for ~2min, doing this twice before even trying to start. My glow plug light had turned off but it obviously wasn't warm enough. No big deal, especially considering we were in town and had a warm spot in case it didn't start.

Nice try at deflection.
I just froze my kuunt off for 3.5 hours on the river to no avail.
I'm headed to the Mint.

Have one for me!

Better day weather-wise over here by me and Clark. It's above 0 and only a mild breeze. Hoping the coyotes cooperate.

I just stepped outside for the second time to check the weather. It's gorgeous out.

I came back inside.



Travis

D, hope you guys that buck. Even if you don't maybe he'll pull out of it.


Clay, oh yeah, the old turn the glow plugs on 2-3 times and wait trick works great.
I went to start our old mixer wagon tractor this morning and it spun over slow and barely started.
Ran for a few seconds and wouldn't pop off again. Went to jump it and then realized it helps to turn the gas on.....duh



Wages, whiskey shots my man, instant antifreeze!



BGG, the sun is out and the yotes should be too!



Flave, it is uber nice out looking through the window...

http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/fox-island-wa/98333/weather-forecast/2158088?partner=Googleonex

Brutal here as well.

Frost was everywhere this morning.

You got that right.

Perfect day for dogs though...



Travis

Tough it out MM, you can do it....grin



There was a little frost here as well....


Tried sexting this to Flave earlier today but unfortunately my cell phone was froze up.
(obligatory snotcicle selfie)




Feel free to FAP away.

Started fapping.

Already finished.

Thanks,
Clark

I normally don't fap to myself but couldn't resist.

Ya look like a glazed donut!

" Purtiest man I ever did see....."

MM, no more glazed reference please, you'll get Ingwe all excited.



Whoops, I see it's already too late.



Poobs, that is frozen ice, not a delicious sugary glaze.

Do not lick the beard!

Dude, I came out of the Playground in Gt.Falls one night a looooong time ago looking like that!

What the hell is the one in Spokane called?

I can't remember, think it was Dejavu, anyway.


The one and only time we go.

And....



My buddy had on a solid white or light blue shirt.

They had black lights all over in that place.

Dude's shirt was glowing except for a suddenly noticeable stain...Directly above his junk....

Bro had fapped on his shirt before we even got in the door!


We gave him chit and of course he owned it and we laughed our asses off. I think the strippers were even impressed.

Deja Vu - Spokane.

If you prefer the full Monty......Showgirls at Stateline, ID.
Just a short trip east down the freeway......


I hear........

You should see the copy I printed off....

Eat your heart out Christy Brinkley.




Clark

Was a good evening. One stand, one dog, one shot, one proud papa. Sat down started calling. Son says "holy crap there's one!" Sho nuff streaking across the field left to right. I says " get on him, I'll get it to stop, when it does shoot his ass." squeak squeak . Dog basically faces us, boom. Flop. Phoucers a pretty fair shot with that .243. Little over 200 yards, 100 gr Horny in the chest out the side made a big hole. Had time and it was beautiful (if chilly eve) and should've made another stand or 2. But he wanted to tan it so we skun it in the field with his badass Menefee. Should've kept that damn thing for myself.

Clark you should come up next weekend.

Wages, it was the Vu!

I knew you'd know.....grin




Dude, tell BGG junior nice shootin'!

I'm sure he enjoys all that fresh air.


Where is Clark?

Warming the vagine?

I think it froze to his porch.

Brutal.

Bucket of warm water!

Just cycle his glow plugs a couple of times and he'll snap right outta it.

The warm water worked. Thanks guys.

Killer dog Gruffster. Congrats to the boy.



Travis

Sweet report, BGG.
Just wait til that youngster is allowed to have a beard..........

Good Mornin' !

Time to glaze the donuts!