The Wife got me a steamer for the shower for Christmas. Just got it installed and it is great.

Only other times I've taken steam is when we have gone to fancy places or at the club. Never thought I'd have it at home.

I'm spoiled.

"Sha-nah-nah-nah, sha-nah-nah-nah, hey! Kiss him good-bye."

Lobster red?

Please explain what a steamer for the shower is.

Sounds like a great way to do clams, shrimp, crabs, etc. I think I'll keep mine in a big pot for now.

Obama steams all the time. Except he does it with other guys, and then has em killed.

If you don't know what a steam shower is you can't afford it so you are better off not knowing.

spano: What a rude and arrogant response.

Here you go.

always been his M/O around here.

know guys that have met him that I respect and they vouch for him.


course like others there's no way he'd act the way he does here FTF, or the stupid old fool would get his azz kicked for certain.

Spanky is an ass, has always been an ass, and always been an ass.

Other than that he fits in here just fine.



Did I mention that he's an ass?

I'm sure old Spano loves the steam.

We can hope the electrical contractor messed up and he gets 'tased'.

haha.. Poor spanky.

Only those rich folks know about steam, don't ya know.

Steamed clam sounds quite delectable.

Just about everyone in Aleutian Hell and SW AK have outdoor saunas.

Yep, visqueen and a barrel stove'll cure what ails ya! A plywood shack is the fancy Yupik version of the "maqiq".

Me, I'm an old Finlander, I'd rather sit in the sauna with an ice cold Molson..

Ouch!

Steam rancher?

Kent

Nothing says your wife thinks your personal hygiene is lacking like her buying you your own personal steam cleaner.

What do you expect from a Grape Rancher? miles

Steam and Cream?

Not a chance. I wired it myself.

Steam is great. Everyone should have a steam shower.

Li'l dickey syndrome.

Come on Eyeball, I figure a high-flying Doctor/DeputySheriff/Oilman Phlebotomist like you would get on great with an Oenophilic Yachting journalist/Real Estate Investor.

You guys could sit around in the steam, regaling each other with tales of your Capitalistic Acumen, etc.

Sycamore

p/s Spanky is usually a lot funnier than you, and usually on purpose.

I guess I'm better off than I thought I was, having a steam cabinet shower in our other house. Next thing you know, I'll have to get rid of that redneck truck I drive and get a BMW or something.

You can't afford a BMW

I didn't think the morning could get better, but I was wrong. Knowing I'll be around for a long time after Spanky is in the ground just warms my heart.

Sounds gay to me.

...actually, Sycamore you are sorta right.

Not cool, not cool at all Spanky. Careful, you may need a kidney some day.

Or teeth.

Frankly sir I have never found someone acting like a pompous ass to be remotely funny.

I have. It's really funny when everyone gets it but the pompous ass. You can usually prompt them into saying really goofy stuff.

If one can do cash for today's loaded 1-ton crew cabs, he can most certainly do a BMW.

No problem, he will just have 'his people' canvas the nation for one and buy it.

If you can't afford to buy your own kidney, you're better off not living.

Spanky....

Wheew, guess I shouldn't say anything about our heated tile bathroom floor and the towel warmer either.

Jus Say'n

W. Bill

I figure the way you figure is why you voted for the wigger.

Why stop at just a steamer for the shower?

What a phuggin' prick.

Uh-huh.

And then there's Spanky:

If it's anything like the one I had years ago, it was great, but I hardly ever used it.

First off, mine didn't heat the water any hotter than it already was. It was more of a mister than a steamer. That's not to say it didn't work.

Second, it sounds great, but I hardly used it. The main reason was that the shower head steamed up the bathroom just fine.

The only times I used it were when I was really sick and stuffed up. I'd get in the shower and used the steamer to unblock my sinuses. It worked great until the hot water ran out.

Spano's trolling game hasn't skipped a beat. how you been whino?

This is a Mr. Steam high end spa unit. I have it set at 110f and it works great. (We needed a powerful unit because the shower room is exceptionally large.) I have not yet installed the aromotherapy unit. When I do I will report on it.

You do need a completely closed in shower so I had to have an expensive custom door made and installed. Fortunately the ceiling is tiled or that would have been another expense.

Next step is to replace the large glass brick window with louvers.

And, after that is an outdoor Ofuro that the wife wants.

Forgot to mention the bathroom also contains a bidet, a soaking tub with Jacuzzi, a comfort height toilet with heated seat, and heated towel racks.

That ought to set off all the wise asses that like to take shots at the Great Spanokopitas.

So you like yer wrinkled old ass steamy warm...we get it.

Keep 'em coming.

Damn shame, I can't afford one.

your wine sux donkey balls.

perhaps so, but you have what's evidenced here that money can't buy, that'd be class

you've always had that in spades.

money can come or go, character is all that remains.

you're rich in my book Jeff, in values that can't be measured by dollar bills.

You are welcome to your steam. I spent 27 months running around the jungle in conditions similar to what you are proud of paying for. That is why I live in the desert.

mike r

sounds like The Spanker's unit.

I'm certain he has a Mister that gets him steamy.

. (We needed a powerful unit because the shower room is exceptionally large.) I have not yet installed the aromotherapy unit. When I do I will report on it.

We await your report with baited breath, while contemplating instead , your premature death.

Somebody's gonna ressurect the thread where he got outed on his "large ranch" for sale.

Or the one where he was caught modeling for some fancy neckware his wife makes and sells.

LOL! Who has the "dick" pictures?

Bustin a gut here cur!

What's a BMW?

Pretty damn sure I can afford it and I've never used one.

Maybe because it's a 100% humidity where I've lived it's not that popular. ALl you gotta do is wait till a rain shower, same thing.

So funny...all I have to do is throw a little bait out there and the suckers rise to take it.

I only tossed the steam shower thing out because I was bored and wanted to stir up the short bus crowd.

Works every time.

lol, short bus crowd heh?

that we may be

but if we are

then you're nada but a pebble caught in the tread of the tire

you make a lil noise going down the road

but you'll soon be tossed away

and remain insignificant

but thanks for playin

Big Mexican Woman.

I really have no clue who you are, other than spot number X on my ignore list now.

Ha. Good one, ok.

Funny chit.


Seriously.

Thank you. Favor returned. Spano

Legit---Great you are getting it. Best response yet. You are up to my level and may eventually exceed it.

To you punks below Legit and me take note and try to clean up your puerile rantings and your life will improve.

Reviewing your rantings, the phrase, " Crying and yelling from a man drowning and dissolving in his own bile, and other toxic secretions", came to mind.

You need HELP Mister, and a little steam isn't going to neutralize whatever's eating you alive.

now GFY

GTC

I'm no psychologist, but I did make a living running a steam power plant for a hospital for many years, so I think that qualifies me as an expert to comment on this thread. I suspect Matt gave the smart assed remark as a defensive measure for the deluge of attacks that he knew were coming regardless of what he had to say. I have met the man and found him to be a gentleman.

Did you steam?

So why, other than self flaggelation subsequent to little dickey syndrome, did he provide the fodder for the slapping he got from his slap?

You mean some folks who act like asswholes arent really asswholes, they are just asswhole wannabes?

...well, isn't that just the SWEETEST thing you've read all day.
I'll go put on the cookies and hot cocoa.

GTC

Oatmeal & raisian?

I fixed it for you Spano.

I have my own suspicions about why he acts the way he does. What he does here, screwing with you guy's doesn't change my opinion of him. I do find some of his BS offensive, but I think it's done for his entertainment. It doesn't seem reasonable to me that he became wealthy without having some people skills.
There are a number of rude and arrogant folks on this site that have many thousands of posts and are considered one of the good guys. Is it acceptable to act a jerk unless you are a wealthy jerk?

Thats good. Them fellas obama shot probably didn't see it coming.

as long as it ain't a cleveland steamer

Given Spano it's most certainly ass steam.

John Kerry and Al Gore in a steam shower together, as they discuss the real causes of global warming.

I sure got y'all boiling with one little quip. Eight pages and building.

Legit please sound in again, I like your poetry. You "get it" unlike most others here.

Can we go ten?

I fixed it for you, Pittu.

Good catch!!

I ordered one off the internet.
All I got was a box of rocks and some matches.
Now I have two problems.
The rocks won't stay lit and the matches keep getting wet in the shower.

Try Mr. Steam you will be happy if you can afford it. Probably cost more than your singlewide including the blocks it's sitting on.

We sure do enjoy our steamer, especially in these cold winter days. But ours is a bit different - uses superheated steam, which is much drier and which does not lose its essential quality nearly as quickly as does ordinary steam. The required radiating superheater was considerably more expensive than the pedestrian type of setup (we suffer much less of the suspended water vapor), but well worth the extra cost if one truly enjoys getting steamed.

The blocks are used for anchors.

We need to just keep stringing this blowhard along until Deerwhacker444 gets through with his research on spanky's new place.

He's the one who busted him a few years ago and kept him off the 'fire for awhile.

You still modeling neck gaiters, Spanky?

Careful Gene, or he will have his people look into you. miles

You have a different definition and understanding of the term "gentleman" than I.

I've have a theory on this .....it must be chemicals of some sort in the drinking water of the PNW. I find that a disproportionate number of the dumb phuuckers that post hail from the PNW. There has to be something in the water of that region that causes their ignorance and little pecker mentality

I'll back off when he threatens me with that.

Whats left when you stitch up an azzwhole?

To me this is pure entertainment. Interesting how it generates all manner of puerile remarks. I guess a lot of guys around here never graduated eight grade. Please try to tone up your invective.

Bring it on.

Guessing by your screen name you like greek....very apropos

Nice invective Dan.

There are two things cracking me up here:
#1 Spanokuntpitas thinks he really has something here. Steam generators aren't that new, fancy or pricey. The highest end Mr. Steam unit is still pretty cheap in the world of chit like that...

#2 Spanokuntpitas touting Mr. Steam as if it were the be all end all in steam showers. Hell just read some of the reviews to understand why this a laugh...

Ten pages and counting. Doesn't take much to rile the children.

alas even on the internet, your self worth is inflated by your imagination Spano


on my settings it's only 5 pages, merely half the "drama" you think you've instigated


something to ruminate while steaming I suppose

I imagine his being Greek, the steam bath thing makes sense considering the Greek army's motto: " We never leave our friends behind"

Probably has a young boy to take his pants and jacket off.

I'm assuming the whole point of this post was to draw a bunch of fire, so I figured I'd oblige... , all in fun.....

Pittu---You get it.

Raining today, probably won't have much Tasting Room traffic so I think I'll just sit here and tweak the weak minds. Not as much fun as shooting squirrels but almost...

The more times you explain how clever you are... the stupider you seem.

Kent

Takes a lot of 'splaining around here to get even the most simple concept across.

I posit that those who "get it" are just sitting back laughing at those playing their dim wits against Spano's brilliance.

I don't get it. What exactly is the point of a steam shower? You sit in your shower in a cloud of steam? Thats it? And I would be expected to pay a good deal of money for this "experience"?

Brilliance huh....somewhere you seemed to have forgotten to dodge and parry,but continue on it's amusing to see you think you're getting over on us dimwits

"how 'bout them Bears?"

I have a picture of his "people",...

do you want me to post it so's ya' know what they look like ?

GTC

You get more responses than other trolls. I guess that's a plus. This is entertaining. Keep it up.

No, if you have to explain your wit and witticisms then you suck at being witty.

There are some seriously funny, witty, imaginative folks here. You ain't one of them.

Holy Chit! you were just F'ing with pedestrian class here but they never knew it...

No chit sherlock...

By the way, I bought my steamer for the ranch from Tractor Supply, it was between the grape harness and hemp seeds...

Kent

Try it after a long day hunting or doing hard physical labor. You will be surprised at how it relieves muscle pain and makes you feel utterly relaxed and clean. It is good for meditating and ruminating. Sorta like smoking a joint. Try it you will like it.

You are correct it is expensive the only other times I've taken steam is at my club or at $400.00+ hotels/motels. Not for everyone. Considerably less expensive per treatment now that I have it in my upscale bath/spa. Can't wait to get the aromotherapy unit hooked up.

It is a great Christmas gift. And, as The Wife says, "I deserve it for all my hard work and brilliance".

my first steam was at the Big Timber hotel in Anchorage


swanky joint, Spano was probably a regular there perhaps?

the Spanker is in the same shiithole as poor ol' dumbass Walt.

We need MOG to post pretty ladies.

Been to Anchorage some many years ago. I was backpacking and couldn't afford swank hotels. I did take steam at one of the many hot springs.

There is a very funny story to be told about my Alaskan adventures. Alas it will not be shared around this campfire.

You got raped by a walrus?

Nah,the waiter brought him a RC cola instead of a Diet Coke.

"His brilliance" is no doubt having trouble wiring up the aromatherapy unit....

Haven't tried it yet. I think I'll have Pablo do it. I just got out of the steam and feel mellow. First aroma will be "Scent of Money".

Also will have him wire the music into the steam room. Music is throughout the mansion including the spa/bathroom but not in the Steam Room.

PTL

If aromatherapy is designed to cover the azzwhole smell I can see why you are so impatient for it

Nice puppies but the kitty needs a trim.

I see 2 pages

Mr krp I agree I don't see anyone acting the part of pompous ass hole as being remotely funny

Is pablo your significant other ?

You shall be further referred to as Greek Spinach Pie!

I made my personal fortune being the kingpin of the Chiclets cartel on the mexican riviera...

All them pathetic looking children pushing Chiclets for a peso were really Albanian dwarves incognito working their way into the US.

Kent

Hey,...cool it, bro.

Those little bastids are still around, with all the attendant hassles
they've always represented.

...thievin' little miscreants.

GTC

The one eyed one with a limp is the most dangerous...

made me the most pesos though, dedicated little chit...

Kent

Pablo isn't his real name. He is a trusted employee.

That's why I already have him on ignore!

yeah but you have 3/4 of this site on ignore

The pool boy?

not that there's anything wrong with that...

Kent

Don't have a pool and don't want a pool. P. (not his real name) is our vineyard manager and major domo.

I'll help ya a little, Cross.

Here's Spanky's "people."

Must be some strange vineyard !!!

Spanky's peeps ...Darryl and his other brother Darryl (aka Pablo) They don't like steam...

Naw, you've got your files mixed up, ....easy enough to do on these lower grade computers that us working class types are stuck with. I hear that Spanky's computer desk has a built in combination douche bag / bidet, designed and patented by a tormented Lithuanian idiot savant, before he committed suicide by jumping into a crucible of molten pig iron.

Anyway, the pic you posted is of Kent and I,.....few here are aware that we were twins, separated by the winds of a cruel and hitherto unrevealed twist of fate, many years ago. We both matured at a very young age,....I'm the one with the good haircut, Kent was always a bit scruffy back than,.....though his behavior and personal hygiene have markedly improved over the years.

HERE is a pic of Spanky and his people,....IIRC he's the second one in from the left, sporting his endearing and winning smile.



I would sure hire that little beaut on the far right in a heartbeat, he could run around under Semis and larger mobile equipment doing grease jobs and brake checks with none of the attendant lost time involved with creepers or hoists, couldn't he?
If he were interested, he'd be GREAT for picking berries on the lower part of our trellises, too.

Alas, He's the director of marketing for the low grade swill that this outfit is brewing in old radiators, and plastic septic tanks.

Glad I could clear up any confusion, and feel free to contact me, anytime.

I don't have any 'people', so may be a while getting back to you.

GTC