I feel like I'm hung with my 5 1/2" . . .




What's the average penis size? The results are in, and they show it takes less to be well-endowed than you might think.

The average length of an erect penis is 5.16 inches (13.12 centimeters) and the average circumference is 4.59 inches (11.66 centimeters), according to a new analysis of penis length studies involving more than 15,000 men around the world. As for a flaccid penis, the average length is 3.61 inches (9.16 centimeters) and the average circumference is 3.66 inches (9.31 centimeters).

Chinese survey, huh?

Why no Texans in that study?

Well it HAS been the coldest winter in a while...lol

Figured this was gonna be a thread on Sherp and OKOK

Measure from the backside of the taint... it'll impress her...

Kent

Must have been a legal survey among elite lawyers

Bending that aluminum was just a little too much for ya ?

GTC

It's Damn good that "I'm cute hopping on and off"

She said give me 12" and make me bleed,,, so I screwed her twice and hit her in the nose.

Yup . . . found the bracket I was looking for from a guy on AT. I'm good.

Because they wanted to keep the survey in the positive numbers for results.

i'm thinkin someone is a little too much into dick

Because they didn't want the study skewed demonstrably to the small side. Likewise they didn't include Alaskans as it would have skewed it in the opposite direction.

Because they didn't want to get arrested for having the pictures of nekkid little boys they would need in order to get ya'll to have an erection and get the measurement.










Sorry, that was just TOO easy to pass up.

I should be making movies!!

BTW -- What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide with a big head on it that every woman craves?

Don't forget we've seen what your perverted ass looks like.

Politician with a motorcycle helmet

Texans make it 5 1/2 by folding it in half.

Is that a fact?

If you can fold your f'kin' dick in half, while it's "erect", you've got bigger problems than your obvious inability to proper distinguish cm from in.

Size doesn't matter if you can't get it up...

Most women are more concerned with the dick attached to the penis.

My limited vocabulary is thinking flaccid = limber?

You sound like the lady all wrapped in BLUE commercial!!

laffin' That's a great answer.

The old joke of course is a dollar bill.

Can we assume these are Texas urinals then?

More like Texas showers.

ever notice how much piss is on the floor all around urinals? WTH is with men pissing all over their feet?? One would think women used them.

Pisses me off. But better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Its nice to confirm not only do I wear a 3XL shirt but I am 3XL in other areas too.

You've been spending that much time in front of Asheville glory holes? Damn.

I may have a lot of problems but that ain't one of them.

Thanks for the pic of "Granny". It's working and in a sec I'll be able to measure!!

That one had me laughing out loud! Maybe the funniest post in the thread so far.

i had a woman at work one day ask me to open my hand wide open, and then measure between the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb. spread out. What? She said that would tell you how long your pecker was.
Now how many will admit to doing the above?

Yep, measure it like you would a cats tail. From the azzhole to the tip. miles

There was a young man from Kent
who's prick was so long that it bent
to save all the trouble
He put it in double
and instead of coming, he went.

Ron, I tried that. No good. Had to make a fist.

I was dancing with an attractive brunette one night at the local watering hole, we started around the floor and she looks me in the eye and says "wow, what large hands you have; do you know what they say about men with large hands?"

For a brief moment, I believed I was going to score that night.
So I bit and said, "no, what do they say about men with large hands?"

She didn't skip a beat and said...


"They wear large gloves!"

i'm just an average guy and have had more than my share of beautiful women.

And old joke

little boy kept coming home with a lot of money. his mother asked him how he got. he tells her every sat. behind the local bar the men have a contest to see who has the longest gutshotbuck. she was shocked and asked him if he had been showing all of his gutshotbuck, he said no mom just enough to win.

That must royally suck if one has "wee digits".

wasn't there a porn star who could tie a knot with his gutshotbuck? John Wad or Long Dong. Can't remember.

I got wide palms....

too funny...........

Yeah, we see that...

Those with short bats should step close to the plate.

$100 bill

Five hours and nobody got my last post. I'm disappointed, guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoARSlv-HU

Did you hear about shrinkage?

DING!

Why?
Women can pass a bowing ball. Whoever thinks they pack a tool that can put a dent in even the tiniest vagina is à fool.
I saw this chick in mexico once...

I wish mine was that big. It sure is skinny, but at least it's short....

They were measuring penises, not azzholes.

"Survey". That sounds like an appropriate description for measuring mine.

I heard an 'ole timer' once call his buddy from North Dakota a 'stringer'! I asked him what he meant and his reply was that all the guys from up that way in winter time have to tie a string around their whacker to find it!!

I got it wrong, it should have been make it hurt, not make me bleed. But you got the jest of it anyways.

Maybe but maybe not all the time. An old college classmate of mine in Charleston who was all of 5'8" and 150 packed a legendary jaboa. Before his high school sweetheart would marry him he had to pay for vagina enlargement surgery. She loved him but could not handle the snake. Cost him 20 grand but well worth it 'cos she was drop dead gorgeous.

They're still married with 4 healthy kids.

BTW I saw that same Messican chick!

We divorced, but she was a nice girl.

touche' LMAO!!

I didn't always hit bottom, but I got all the sides!

You guys laugh, but it ain't that funny when you hurt all of them.

Now I'm really LMAO!!!!! Too funny!

Thanks for that Pat!

Sez a Texan!



There, in before Steely.

It's curse. They talk ya know?

there's LOTS of over 6 foot penises in our nation's capital.

Long as me arm. Thick as me wrist. With a head on him by god, as big as me fist.

Used to work with a fellow whose wife claimed he was 11" long and 7" around. She called him 7 11. Saw him pissing out back one day and he had pecker hanging through and out the other side of his fist. Abe Lincoln lied, all men are not created equal.

This is not normal ???

Soooooo.....what if you are a 3XL and haven't seen Ingwe Jr. in years because of it?

I've been known to give same surgery , one stroke at a time

He's talking about feline cats, not female puzzy.

I call dickydo !! you know belly sticks out futher than the dicky do

You are all undergunned I take it.

No....I go by tzone

I dont know what is normal. I just know that I felt sorry for the little feller.

Betcha all the measurement takers were 300# sows, or skinny little puffers.

Think about that while you're fantasizing about measurements you don't have.

You fellers sure do spend an awful lot of time talking about pecker...

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That's funny right there

Jeez, this thread has had me laughin' tonight! Lotta zingers...

I recall a study done by some urology group back in the early 90's that first challenged the "all penises are the same size" mantra that had been propagated by Masters & Johnson, and which was based on a pretty non-scientific measurement of a bunch of limp dicks.

The urologist study sampled a couple hundred guys' hard-ons. Dunno how they selected the guys, or the methodology for getting 'em to full tumescence, but they had a fair cross-section of racial groups, etc. Turned out all dicks AREN'T the same size, go figure... ask any gal who's had more'n a six-pack of partners in her lifetime.

Anyways, I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. Cheers and g'nite.

Right? Just don't forget that we're talking OD while you're talking ID.

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I didn't hear anyone mention gutshotbuck...

I always thought "dick measuring contest" was just a figure of speech?

LOL.
"Contest" would imply that there is some competition.

A young, unwed secretary from New York City decided for her annual vacation she was determined to go to Texas and have a real cowboy make love to her, to satisfy this recurring fantasy she had.

When she returned to work her best girlfriend asked her how it went, did she fulfill her fantasy?

She said, "No. I chickened out when I saw the size of the condoms all those cowboys was carrying in their back pockets!"

Why do cowboys have 2" balls?

I don't know, but now Rocky has stopped trying to measure his fist and is trying to figure out how to measure his balls. (LOL)

just the normal 10-12" guy here

One time, long ago, I was at a bar, and I can't remember just how it came up, but I told this gal "Mine ain't very big around, but it's short." She got to laughing and went home with me to see. Came back several more times too. miles

To tow their trailers.

I've got a nice personality.....

all this worry over something you are dealt...

Mine goes bang just fine. Thats about all I'm worried about.

A gal once asked me "who do you think you're going to please with that thing".

I said,,, "me bitch".

all the hype, yet 223AI is considered big enough for about anything LOL

Trust me , when your 5'6" tall and 140 pounds, anything bigger than 6" looks huge.

The last girl i screwed said who do you think you going to please with that little thing and i answered, ME

ding!

Mine is 2-5/16!

Did you run away?

I've thought about having mine surveyed, but I think that those spikes on the end of the transit tripod would hurt.

Not as much as you'd think, but those hobnailed boots the engineers wear can be a bit rough.

Good to know - I also would be wary of lineman's hooks.