Barack & Moochell - 05/24/15
BASEBALL - Barack & Moochell
Barack & Moochell are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Barack. At first, he just stares at the guy, looks at Moochell, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no". The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Barack hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Moochell baby..." With that, Barack gets up, grabs Moochell by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Barack Hussein Obama! You "!$#@&!". The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiveing. Barack is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that; I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!" Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies,
"Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first 'pitch' ".
