Q: How do you keep a Viking out of your yard?
A: Put up a goalpost.

This one never gets old

NFL ??

No Fishin' License

FCKK football.

NFL is how I order my Coronas

Meh.

I get excited for college ball, but struggle to get wound up for the NFL.

Im sure I'll watch a bunch of the games and likely even attended one or maybe two, but generally don't care to much about the outcome.

My thoughts as well.

Time for someone post the Butler interception again! PLEASE

That's freakin' hilarious!

I hate seeing our too short summer go by, but I enjoy seeing the start of the NFL season.

Looking forward to the 2015 season and te unveiling of another Pats championship flag. The start of the NFL season is also the start of the Alaska hunting season for me.

Any word on Brady? Is he out 4?

I love football season. We are currently in south Louisiana amongst some great college and NFL Quarterbacks as my son is attending the Manning passing academy. So I guess our season has begun

Hah!
Tom looks good in that pic!

I have not watched their 'product' in years. Won't watch this year either.

Why would you contribute to something that glorifies and makes millionaires out of Negroes. Then causes our higher centers of learning to import them solely to play sports, otherwise they could not get in. Where do you think whites learn their bad behavior. You might want to contribute to your own Tribe.

Ahhh, the National Felon's League..... no thanks. Not a huge fan anyway, it interrupts deer season.

TFF!!

The Fire never disappoints!

That is pretty funny, but although he's off the racial mark, he's not off by a whole lot.

Football "glorifies and makes millionaires" out of morons of at least three different racial/ethnic groups.

Colleges are institutional whores and although football isn't the only cause of their moral degeneracy, it is one of the largest.

Sunday night week two, Seattle at Green Bay...

Bring it.

There is less than, what, 1700 players in the NFL? Many of which will never make a million dollars in the NFL.

Not to mention for every douchebag you hear about, there are many stand up guys you never hear a word about. They support and give back to their communities and never a word mentioned.

Phenomenal athletes taking advantage of Americas insatiable appetite for entertainment is all it is.

That could very well be the most raucous crowd in the history of Lambeau. Of course, our place isn't designed to help create noise - we have real football fans here. *grins*

Looking forward to that one.


BTW - good day to be in that pool, Kenneth.

Two words Jimmy Graham....the missing link the Hawks needed. He has led the NFL in red zone TD'S for the last three years. This will open up everything..beastmode will go crazy, look for Doug Baldwin to have a big year too.

DYNASTY IS STRONGER THAN EVER! BOOK IT HATERS!!!!

GO HAWKS!!!! REDEMTION IS A POWERFUL THING.!!!

Still cant believe Pete and John stole Graham from NO.

Look what the Cat dragged in..........

The 12th man and their dynasty:


Book it.

Maybe if he ever apologizes for his crap from last season, both aint going to win again this year.

How old are you? 10? You're worse than all of the Cowboys and Saints fans I have to live around.

Still the pathetic douchebag, eh?

Well y'all had to know this was coming soooo....GO REDSKINS!!

Superbowl!!?? Only 100-1 odds with Vegas. No problem! This one's in the bag!

Cowboy's odds ought to be 1000-1. As long as Jerry and his idiot sons are still in charge.

Bubba last I looked your boys were in the 10-1 range. Not too shabby! I actually believe they will be the NFC East team to beat.

I do admire your consistent enthusiasm....

Your QB has no knees, your team name is offensive and racist,

But damn you got some good seafood in that city.....

Theismann available?

Cheer up,could be worse,you could be a Seahawks fan.

There is always college football to look forward to.

Told my son when he starts dating, to find a Patriots fan.




Cause they don't care if you cheat....

Just hope Romo's body can survive another season. And at least Jerry didn't draft that rapist Winston.

Dang, David! I did not realize that. How bout sending us Colt McCoy

Isn't Romo past his prime? Seems to me he's been QB for 8-10 years.

Hey now!

I've been a 49er fan for over 65 years but no more. Ever since Eddie was forced out and that snot nosed York kid who doesn't know [bleep] about football took over they have steadily gone down hill especially in the last year. The good news is I won't have to stay home to watch them this year. Get a lot more hunting time in. Go Raiders!!!

Could've said REDSKINS,but that's to easy.

Mention the NFL and the Seahawks fan boy is here running his man pleaser again. Was hoping we would get another 2 months rest, but its not to be.

But you ask for Coronas?

IMO, yes! But Jerry still thinks he can win the SuperBowl, IF they ever get there again!

I'd trade Romo for Aaron Rogers in a heartbeat!

Yup.

Or Tom Brady.

Ignorant sir, just ignorant

Is your pussy still sore? Enjoy your CFL you stupid [bleep] canuck....time to put your big panties on sally.Apologize...that's some funny chit right there.

Looking forward to the win !

What is wrong with you?

I'm shocked you even dare post here.

Off to the ignore feature for you.

6' 7" 270lbs creates mismatch nightmares,you can line him up inside or outside, the Hawks have never had an elite TE. Super Bowl 50 has a nice ring to it!

A little early but will get ramped about pretty good in a couple months give or take.

The Cowboy's winning all road games last year was pretty damn impressive.

LMFAO....grow a set you coward.

Coward.

Who ran and hid after his team lost? For how long?

Mr okok,
Yeah, Jimmy Graham's probably 6'7", but he ain't no 270. Good player, though.

Dumbazz Dolphins GM at the time Ireland had him right under his nose comin' out of UM and couldn't even phuggin smell him.

People were beating him in the head with sticks to draft him, and he passed. Dumb fhu ckk.

I'm psyched. Dolphins are only 40-1 to win Super Bowl this year. Woohoo! Go Phins!

Gimme some Evan Mathis and I think AFC East might be gettin' some smashmouth from south of south.

If we ever have beers, there will be no Corfagonas.....

Jimmy Graham is about 20 years too late too be an "elite TE"...

He's good at jumping and catching, dunking over the uprights, but its a good deal for him the NFL is skeered of concussions.

He don't even rate.

I hate to say it (because he's in our division), but Gronk is more of a real TE than Jimmy Graham will ever be.

Watch some video of Gronk lined up as wingback/H-back and the Pat's run the ball to the other side. That's what real TE's do when they're not catching the ball.

He gives LB's and even DT's and DE's hell with that legal battering ram on his arm. He and Jason Whitten should get a patent on that fake arm cast.

[video:google]http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-netwo.../Top-Ten-Most-Feared-Tacklers-Jack-Tatum[/video]

Have not seen much of it being out of country for the past eleven years but did enjoy an occasional Monday night game. Neither here nor there for me.

Bless you for posting

If you watch professional football, you truly are an idiot. My .02.

Oakland Raiders 2015 AFC west Champs! Book it!

My goodness.. SMH [bleep] moron. NFL does more for city's, creates more jobs and generates more business and income in one weekend than all you retarded jerk offs do put together in an entire lifetime.

As per usual all the media reports is the bad created by a couple thug players. The league is full of good men, good fathers, and good neighbors and many that have served our country. So piss off Jack Wagon! My 2 cents!

The freakshow never disappoints..

Here's the first idiot.

National Felon League.

Fahq football.

Now what dirt bag?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Graham

Hi, Miss Chapter 7..

Why are you still posting here, while your liar and con man husband hides out?

No chit!!!!!

I don't follow football but I did see enough of OKOK side show around here last year to be amazed that he would show his face on any thread,,, let alone a football thread.

Don't know the guy and couldn't give a chit if I ever do but I'm starting to think he just might be too dumb to know when to throw in the towel.




Do carry on though, I can't wait to see the sequel.

Like Safaritard isn't posting/browsing under her account.

Seafire has you pegged for the biggest drama queen ahole this site has ever seen. You act like a typical California douch nozzle. Do the world a favor and lite yourself on fire you wouldn't be missed. GO HAWKS!!!

Not big on irony, huh KOK?

you gotta love that shefire, KOK and Claiborne are in bed together..

Rauncho, stop hiding behind your keyboard with diarrhea of the mouth. John is no, "she". Far from it.

I don't know Ron, but he gets your Depends in a big fat wad every time.

"Claiborne" is happy to speak with you face to face. Feel free to visit anytime.

It is Claiborne..

Hey, Mark! How's the bankruptcy going? Con any old people lately?

Diarrhea of the mouth.

Perfect example of your MO, kick them while they're down. I can picture you as a little brat slipping in kicks while two were fighting. Forty years later you haven't changed.

For the record, not defending Mark.

Right back to some more of your HoMO fantasies....

You just really love to act like a badass behind your key board don't ya....

but the real hilarious part of it all, is you act like you and especially your 2 cents worth of opinion on anything is actually worth something....

in most of our neighborhoods that we grew up in picking on girls was the act of a panty waste weasel.. no one wanted to even deal with those types... we normally just kicked their asses and let them get the message.....

even in adulthood, guess you're too stupid to "get the message"......

but bark on "Killer".....evidently you impress someone...
but then, birds of a feather and stuff...

I pictured her a little shorter.

Actually Rauncho is a cross between one of those and one of the Village People.....

Why do the Queens eat cereal out of the box?

They choke when it's in a bowl..

Every time a game comes on....I'll retire to the loading room! Tired of watching thugs!!

Amen brother.

I thought I was going to get lynched a few years ago when my wife and I were in line at the grocery store. It was the day before the super bowl and there were three guys behind us in line with carts full of super bowl party food. The cashier knew us and asked who we were rooting for in the super bowl. I told her I spent 12 hours a day watching thugs, wife beaters and drug addicts, I didn't need to come home and watch them on TV. I thought the head of the guy behind me was going to explode and the other two looked they wanted to kill me. Apparently they didn't think it was near as funny as I did.

that would probably do it.

Ok for a packer fan...that was funny. Usually the cheesers have no sense of humor.

and the 2nd

Excuse me?? LMAO.....Jimmy Graham is soft when it comes to catching passes up the middle or if he has to extend himself. The real dynasty resides in New England.

Like stealing from old folks...

He's a peter puffer that thinks "his" team gives a pluck wbout his supposed support. Nothing more that a bandwidth wasting TROLL. I have the candy azz on ignore but people have to quote his drivel and subject some to it. If EVERYONE would just not respond to the fool he will go away.

Just what the Doctor ordered....SB here we come!!!! 46 TD'S in the last 4 years, going to a team that has won more games in the last 3 years than any other team. GO HAWKS!!!

I'm sure I feel the same way about what you do.

Except the one that matters!

Ziiinnngggggg!!!

GFY, douchebag. And where'd you go to charm school? As I can see, you've made a lot of friends here.

Check my location. I've seen the guy up close. I'm just under 6'5" and 250. He was a lanky basketball player and played 1 year of football at UM before he got NFL drafted.

http://www.hurricanesports.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=205558454
http://www.nfldraftscout.com/ratings/dsprofile.php?pyid=103531&draftyear=2010&genpos=TE

Believe what you want on the innanet, including the buzzards beating the Pack in week 2.

Now go make yourself useful and iron your boyfriend's skinny jeans before he gets pissed off and jap slaps your cakehole sideways.
But don't worry. He'll spank your ass pink again real soon.

Three f'kin' years.

Give me a break.

I grew up watching Seattle when Jim Zorn was throwing the ball to Steve Largent. Largent is the ONLY damned Seahawk on the the Top 100 NFL players of all time list, and he's going to be the only one on that list for a damned long time.

Those teams: sucked. Where the Hell were douchebags like okok when Seattle didn't win a damned playoff game until 1983 and then not again until the turn of the damned century? I'll answer that question: they were NOWHERE for Seattle and likely rooting for another team during that timeframe (San Francisco, most likely).

He's a fair-weather, bandwagon fan of the worst order as his posts here quite clearly indicate and not worthy of much consideration for any reason at all.

I remember those years. Dave Krieg won me a radio contest one time, The had the question going for a while and no one knew the answer, so I went ahead and called in. The Question? Who holds the record for most fumbles in a career? (he also holds the record for most recoveries)

Yeah, and with his offensive (double entendre' there) line and the defenses he was facing, it's really no wonder as to both of those records.

I will never tire of that one.

Tis my second favorite playoff moment - right behind Favre hitting the Saints Tracy Porter betwixed the numbers in the NFC Championship game.

Ok!!! Enough about the Seafaggs already!

And now for some real NFL News.....

Cowboys WR Dez Bryant says he won't play for the Cowboys this year without a new signing deal!
JJ and his dumbass's sons have until Wednesday to sign Bryant.

Think they'll sign him?


If they's smart I think they should,but that's JMHO.

I hope so. Or trade him for Giants receiver Odell Beckham Jr.

I'm still pissed that they cut Demarco Murray!

The Giants aren't that stupid. The Vikings, yes, but not the Giants.

They did,guess I need to pay more attention.

Naw,just like to watch the game.

Yeah, let's trade our second year star for a "me" guy that's not getting any younger.

Couldn't have said it better, spot on.