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Posted By: Birdwatcher Money laundering - 08/24/15
$1,000 in bills left in the little paper bank envelope, said envelope left in a pants pocket, said pants thrown in the laundry machine late last night.

The envelope didn't make it, the cash stayed in place in the pocket, else I'd be having a worse morning than I am grin

Birdwatcher
Posted By: Rock Chuck Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
Money has cloth fibers in it to make it last longer. It's a lot more water resistant than plain paper. Money takes a real beating.
Posted By: RWE Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
Must be nice to simply forget your carrying around $1,000 in cash...
Posted By: Southerntier8 Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15


I found a curled up $10 and $5 bill in the dryer last week after my son did his laundry. I shook my head, rolled my eyes and muttered something about kids these days having no concept of the value of money. laugh

Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
Originally Posted by RWE
Must be nice to simply forget your carrying around $1,000 in cash...


I'm sure stranger things have happened.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
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Money has cloth fibers in it to make it last longer. It's a lot more water resistant than plain paper. Money takes a real beating.


Yep, spread it all out to dry on the dresser and it was dry enough to put away like 20 minutes later.
Posted By: HilhamHawk Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
Originally Posted by RWE
Must be nice to simply forget your carrying around $1,000 in cash...


I've never done it with that much, but I have forgotten smaller amounts a few times. A couple of years ago, I got a shirt out of the closet that I hadn't worn in months or even possibly years. When I put it on, I heard a rustling noise. Imagine my pleasant surprise when I discovered 150 crisp, clean dollars in the pocket.................. eek
Posted By: Cruiser1 Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
Originally Posted by HilhamHawk
Originally Posted by RWE
Must be nice to simply forget your carrying around $1,000 in cash...


I've never done it with that much, but I have forgotten smaller amounts a few times. A couple of years ago, I got a shirt out of the closet that I hadn't worn in months or even possibly years. When I put it on, I heard a rustling noise. Imagine my pleasant surprise when I discovered 150 crisp, clean dollars in the pocket.................. eek


If it was singles; shirts last trip must have been to a "gentleman's club" with ugly "entertainers? wink
Posted By: Old_Toot Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by RWE
Must be nice to simply forget your carrying around $1,000 in cash...


I'm sure stranger things have happened.


How are the tires holding up on your bicycle?
Posted By: funshooter Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
Hey how did my $1000 get in your pocket.





























Done that one my self but not with that much.
Posted By: gunswizard Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
My money always made it thru the laundry, the wallet looked like a doggy chew toy though.
Posted By: RoninPhx Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
number of years ago, my dog got ahold of my wallet taking it in the back yard. About 200bucks chewed up scattered around the yard, i taped up what i could, and went to the bank. Asked what happened, my response was the dog ate it. They gave me a few bills as a replacement, most i mailed to the gooberment with a cover letter explaining the dog ate it.
about a month later i got a check for most of it.
That golden cost me about 40bucks in total.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
Originally Posted by Cruiser1
Originally Posted by HilhamHawk
Originally Posted by RWE
Must be nice to simply forget your carrying around $1,000 in cash...


I've never done it with that much, but I have forgotten smaller amounts a few times. A couple of years ago, I got a shirt out of the closet that I hadn't worn in months or even possibly years. When I put it on, I heard a rustling noise. Imagine my pleasant surprise when I discovered 150 crisp, clean dollars in the pocket.................. eek


If it was singles; shirts last trip must have been to a "gentleman's club" with ugly "entertainers? wink


LOL! That's funny, you think Hawk's a gentleman.......... grin
Posted By: Wtxj Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
Well I guess your back at work Mike. How about a test for me.

Let say $100 worth of quarters in your pants pocket, thru the washer, take them out and see how long it takes these to dry. Oh heck wash the watch you are using to time with too.





And yes, all of us have washed and dried money.

Please give test results on the quarters-----------
Posted By: websterparish47 Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
I don't have pants pockets big enough to hold $100 in quarters.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
Originally Posted by RWE
Must be nice to simply forget your carrying around $1,000 in cash...


As best I can describe it, I didn't "simply forget" when I was wearing them pants around that day.

Nor did I "simply forget" when I started to leave a bit early the next morning so as to stop by the bank. The simply forgetting part occurred when I threw that particular pair of pants into the washing machine is all.....

Turned out the only real difference is that money spent the night in the washer rather than on the counter next to my wallet, phone and keys.

Birdwatcher

Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
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Let say $100 worth of quarters in your pants pocket, thru the washer, take them out and see how long it takes these to dry. Oh heck wash the watch you are using to time with too.


Proud to say I've done BOTH those tests, tho' the quarter thing was stretched out over a couple of years. Anyways, the washer ain't nothing, its in the DRYER where they get your attention,
Posted By: mudhen Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
My wife is pretty good about including the ignition key/remote for both of the vehicles in her laundry chores every other month or so...
Posted By: ringworm Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
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Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
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How are the tires holding up on your bicycle?


The rear 700x32 Continental Gator Hardshell (100 psi) on my touring bike last year went 2,000 miles easy, and still works but has a definite flat spot center tread and so should be replaced. Front one, same mileage, still looks good.

Truth be told though I haven't ridden that bike hardly at all since last summer. No bike trip this summer, but around 70-100 miles a week through the school year, urban street-riding on a mountain bike.

On that bike I've been using 26"x 2.0 Schwalbe Marathon Plus Tours (70 psi).

Maybe 3,000 miles on 'em now, slight wear on the rear, none noticeable on the front. User reviews rate 'em as being a 5,000 mile tire, I'd believe 'em. Almost no flats even in the broke glass and debris places I end up riding.

Hoping to ship my bike to the UK next summer and put in another 2,000 miles over there. Dunno if I'll take the touring bike or the mountain bike to do it on yet. But whichever I take it'll be on Schwalbe M.P. Tours, I like the tire that much.

About $60 per but worth every penny.

The Gator Hardshells are lighter and being slicks, got a bit less rolling resistance, but they don't offer much traction the times you gotta bail off the asphalt onto the roadside grass and dirt. The MP Tours OTOH have a fairly aggressive tread and grip good, yet still run pretty quiet on the asphalt.

Birdwatcher
Posted By: oldtrapper Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
Who says paper currency is no good? ;-{>8
Posted By: Whiptail Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15

My friend's dog ate $300 in cash. He said his dog literally crapped cash - and he recovered it and tried to piece it back together. The bank actually took it!
Posted By: oldtimer303 Re: Money laundering - 08/24/15
Fellow I knew carried three to four thousand in his wallet. Lost it in the horse pen while feeding. Found the wallet and the horse had ate most of the cash. Suddenly became a horse [bleep] inspector for several days.

Recouped about 75% of his loss. Couldn't sell the horse as he had to much in him. grin True story. GW
Posted By: Dutch Re: Money laundering - 08/26/15
Originally Posted by Southerntier8


I found a curled up $10 and $5 bill in the dryer last week after my son did his laundry. I shook my head, rolled my eyes and muttered something about kids these days having no concept of the value of money. laugh



When I used to do my kid's laundry, I would show them any found laundry money and thanked them for tipping the laundry service.

They didn't think it was funny, but they sure learned quick!
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