Beast after shave ever .I have been using for the last 15 years.My wife told me to try it back then. 89 cents a pint.

And when out of scotch, it works as a decent nightcap too.

I mean best

Soothes the hemorrhoids too

My father used it for years. I don't shave, I just drive the wiskers back in with a hammer and bite them off from the inside.

True that.

i used to use that for zits. the craters on my face attest to its usefulness for that purpose. but i smelled nice.

Tough ole bird aren't ya !

That Tucks brand of $6.50 'roid pads are nothing but cotton pads and witch hazel.

Barbers used to put it on you after giving you a haircut, back in the days of my ute

Mine still does

What do they price-out if soaked exclusively in scotch?

I've been using Thayer's (alcohol-free) witch hazel for the last couple of years, to soothe my pollen-ravaged eyeballs. It's about $10 per bottle, which seems outrageous, but I'd pay more, if I had to. It works.

Yep, a true legend in my own mind.

Yanking my chain?

The vet said to dump it in our dog's ears when he had yeast infections in them.

Yes.

Although I have a friend who has worked in the er and says hardcore drunks will down mouthwash for the alcohol content which can produce some nasty consequences.