For the Ford guys - 09/01/15
A friend of mine called this afternoon and said he typed in junk yard in his GPS and it took him to a Chevy dealership . 😀
Re: For the Ford guys - 09/01/15
What do you call 5 Chevys and a Ford?
Junkyard and a ride home.
Junkyard and a ride home.
Re: For the Ford guys - 09/01/15
Rear ended a Chevy once - it moaned...
Re: For the Ford guys - 09/01/15
What's on the last two pages of a new Chevy owners manual?
Bus schedule.
Bus schedule.
Re: For the Ford guys - 09/01/15
FORD:
Acronym for [bleep]' old rebuilt Dodge.
Acronym for [bleep]' old rebuilt Dodge.
Re: For the Ford guys - 09/01/15
Do we like durability as a test of vehicle quality?
Do we know what percentage of Ford trucks built in the 60s and 70s are still registered and in use now? Have we compared that with the percentage for Chevrolets/GMCs?
Are those percentages similar for cars?
Do we know what percentage of Ford trucks built in the 60s and 70s are still registered and in use now? Have we compared that with the percentage for Chevrolets/GMCs?
Are those percentages similar for cars?
Re: For the Ford guys - 09/01/15
Why do they make more Chevy Hot Wheels than any other? So kids get used to pushing them early in life
Re: For the Ford guys - 09/02/15
70% of all new Chevys are still on the road.....
The rest made it home.
The rest made it home.
Re: For the Ford guys - 09/02/15
I had this 40 something cool guy in a new red convertible tailing my 72 f100 one day.
When we turned to 2 lanes he blew past meto the redlight where I pulled up. Beside him.
I said " nice car. What's the bumper made of?".
He said "uh..plastic."
I said " well mines about 300# of steel, so if you don't want to see this inside of yours you'd best stay off my ass".
When we turned to 2 lanes he blew past meto the redlight where I pulled up. Beside him.
I said " nice car. What's the bumper made of?".
He said "uh..plastic."
I said " well mines about 300# of steel, so if you don't want to see this inside of yours you'd best stay off my ass".
Re: For the Ford guys - 09/02/15
Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.
Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.
Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
A. A tampon comes with its own tow rope
Q. Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers
A. To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said,
"I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart?
A. A shopping cart is easier to push.
Q. Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
A. To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the
shop
Q. Why are the new GM trucks more aerodynamic?
A. So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To push his Chevy into the shop
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because his Silverado got stuck.
Q. Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase
A. So the owners have someone to walk home with.
CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually
Towed
CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
GMC= Garage Man's Companion
GMC= Garbage Manufacturing Company
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC= Gay Mans Chariot
GM= General Mistake
GM= Glued Metal
A: Put gas in it.
Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.
Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
A. A tampon comes with its own tow rope
Q. Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers
A. To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said,
"I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart?
A. A shopping cart is easier to push.
Q. Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
A. To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the
shop
Q. Why are the new GM trucks more aerodynamic?
A. So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To push his Chevy into the shop
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because his Silverado got stuck.
Q. Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase
A. So the owners have someone to walk home with.
CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually
Towed
CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
GMC= Garage Man's Companion
GMC= Garbage Manufacturing Company
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC= Gay Mans Chariot
GM= General Mistake
GM= Glued Metal
Re: For the Ford guys - 09/02/15
As the owner of a Ford 150 i have to say it's better than walking.
Re: For the Ford guys - 09/02/15
I would rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.
Re: For the Ford guys - 09/02/15
I'd rather have a sister in a whore house than a brother in a Chevy!!!
7mm
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Re: For the Ford guys - 09/02/15
I became an appreciative spectator of Ford last week. My son hit a moose in his F350 and in spite of the damage I was able to tow him (in his truck) to a body shop 40 miles away. The moose didn't make it but her two calves (big suckers) did. A prius almost hit one of the calves and the woman driving said all she saw was legs and a belly but was able to stop just short. Had my son been driving his Honda he would most likely have been badly injured or killed if the moose rolled up on his car as happens too often. Yea Ford.