Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.



This means that the remaining 77% are caused by people who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and [bleep] like that.



Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.



This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about your safety

Early start today?

T, that's a good one...

Thanks! Needed a laugh today..

I guess I had better start drinking alcohol again and lay off the water.

Jim

It's noon somewhere!!

That's a good one.

Wishing you all a good weekend.

Ask my wife. I don't believe in accidents. If you look hard enough, there's almost alway a preventable cause. A peeve of mine...