EXACTAMUNDO!!!!

That is far from the first velociraptor reference that I have seen.

Yeah but Mals are faster....and they definitely seem to enjoy biting more

Yeah, I know it's an old joke among K9 handlers, but for the marginally informed such as myself, I thought it was pretty good...

I like Mals!


And they apparently like me!


they say I 'taste good'

Yuck.

They appear to be high spirited critters who enjoy their work.

Pat...bite work....or the more politically correct term "suspect apprehension" is the most fun part of training!

someone called the office to ask if we could AI one of these last week.

best laugh I've had in awhile....

You might get Doc Rocket to help with that. They can't resist him, and dry hump him...


Gotta be a way you can use that.....

Yeah, but I bet they do a lot of ass-lickin' to get that taste out of their mouth.

Depends on who they bite

They think I taste great.


Some real suspects, not so much. Some can be greasy I guess......

Around here, that may mean bored out with sharp shoulders... :

DF

If you kiss them just right.....they'll let you do that.

Son and I had plenty of bruises from catching "Robi" my daughters Mal. He was a GREAT dog with coil springs in his legs and a steel trap for a mouth!

You must taste like chicken.

neighbor down the street bought a mal about a year ago to solve various issues. He says it's favorite day of the week is thursday when it goes to classes on the proper technique on biting people.
feral cats, and other two legged varmits don't come in the yard much.
Neat dog, and seems to like me.

I never paid much attention to Mals. :0 Then one day I was gassing up the truck in Junction, Tx, when a older fellow gets out of his truck, gets his power chair and dog, and goes inside. I finishing fueling and go inside to use the restroom. The men's room is not large, basically just one handicap stall. I walk in and the door to the stall opens and out steps a Mal, in front of his owner.

After all the stories I've read here about Mals, I think, "Oh f me, a Mal" but the dog stays calm and we pass in close quarters. On the way out the dog & owner are by the door, and I compliment him on his dog. We chat a bit, and the dog is calm, but resting his muzzle on his owner's leg, and watching me verrryyy carefully.

Ya know, I still an attack trained wart hog would be the ultimate anti-muslim tool...

They do not screw around.

Our last two dogs at the office have been Mals, best description I have heard is Shark with Fur.
Bill

Now THAT, is something I'd like to see. a Battalion of trained attack wart hogs to unleash on isis.

Preferably with bull dyke, man hating handlers....