Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 65 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in April, 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama, Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses. I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me. And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.

i think the aliens and their propensity for anal probing ushered in the whole gay thing.

Bull dust...Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein are both older than Ingwe.

Other than the fact the the just about everyone on that list weren't born in 1948, it's accurate..........

Big fingers huh?

That ain't all

Yeah, pretty much knew that, was just a joke.....some of you guys will find anything to talk [bleep] about..

Were they born on the 31st of April?

The only date I give a damn about is when they're gone..

It's the 70 million, and growing, that are the issue.

This is the campfire where we make the impossible probable, the unlikely obtainable, and the unethical likely.