A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a
cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes!" So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus
a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a
cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of
hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron, to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches.
He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's
about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold
beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength
come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness,
you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised
his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord.

Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me....... I'm on
disability."

For Those Who Understand, No Explanation is necessary. For Those Who Do
Not Understand, No Explanation is possible.

Truth!

Brillant!

Sounds about right!

shootinurse,



I once had a "T" shirt with this saying on it. I decided the shirt would eventually wear out and the message would be gone. I put it in the copy machine at work to make a sign for the grinding room. The busybody accountant noticed what I was doing and told me I couldn't do religious stuff at work. He was always in everyone's business. I told him if he had any sense he would realize it was philosophy and not religious. That annoyed him but satisfied him too.

I saw Harrison Ford in a mexican restaurant in Houston.

LOL