I see a lot of personalized license plates. Most of them are "meh" but once in a while...

Seen today on a Honda Civic Hybrid:

GASNKWH

All my plates are personalised.... Its easy to cuss them out that way !

OK, that took me far longer than I want to admit.
Very clever.

Same here.

I wonder what far longer is?

Curious how I stack up

HAHA

Hank

somewhere in the neighborhood of a full minute.

Took me about half a red light - until I saw the tiny little "Hybrid" trim. If it had been on a Prius, I'd have gotten it immediately, I think.

So.....6minutes Rocky? Them redlights in SLC are Loooonnnnggggg.

Please tell us you don't stare at OJ cans because they say "concentrate"?!

"Clean Restrooms"

You mean you don't Ironbender?

If I'm going to use the restroom, it's at least going to start out clean. I carry a pressure washer in my vehicle for just such occasions. Same as most people I'd think. LOL

HEY! I only mentioned OJ, and NOT in a northernDave sort of way!

Do what you must in public restrooms!

LOl

Guess I'm an idiot...don't get it, but I've been out all day plowing and feel brain dead right now.

Gas and Kilo watt hours. Hybrid.

I was asked about my plate when entering Yellowstone park last week.

Seriously? Of all the places to have an employee not know this?

My plate for about 30 years now: URSUS

.gov plates should all say:
U R SOL

Ok...I'm an officially declared legally stupid I suppose.

The license plate on my F150 reads ELK HNT. I got that one figgured out.

Is that a title?





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I saw a plate on a chick-driven sports car that said: EL KHNT.

Chowdahead phonetics

Hispanic? or Middle Eastern?

Gas North Korea White House?

You realize you just revealed your real identity to the world?

My fav was a Porsche with FARMUSE on the tag.

I once had a plate with B4-USA on them. Took a vacation with the boys out west and went into Mexico for a day trip. On the way back across the border the federalies were searching all vehicles and there was an enormous backup. A federalies was walking down the line and noticed the plate and motioned to roll down the window, which I did. He said, "American Diplomat"? I smiled and nodded. He then escorted us around and through the backup. No search. Still Laffin over that one.

How about POKEMON for a proctologist?

At first I thought each letter stood for a work, but the "K" would not fit. I came up with Got A Stupid N***** iN K White House.

Then I thought KWH is for kilowatt hour.

My neighbor's car:

Took me a minute too

Still fond of this one...

LOL

While on my bike ride this AM, a large, black Chevy Suburban with a vanity plate passed me going south. The plate read, "NOT LDS". Brought a smile to my face.

For those who live elsewhere, one of the standing jokes around here is to ccasionally refer to Suburbans as BMWs (short for Big Mormon Wagon). Mormons tend to have lots of kids and they do own lots of Suburbans.

We refer to them as MAVs around here.

Local strip club owner's wife has "ICANDY" on her Firebird.

Woman I know grew up in Connecticut. Her plate reads "EXCONN".

I saw this one the other day on a Buick

LIVEYR

My fav; INNY. On an Audi.