Jump into a pool full of ill-tempered sea bass
Take 5 Benadryl and then try to do calculus
Setup a daycare in a Stabucks
Receive a rectal exam from a near sighted proctologist
Watch a Kardashian’s marathon while holding a loaded handgun
Read the Apple user agreement
Try to get Martha Stuart turned on in a bed with dirty sheets
Listen to an audio version of War and Peace narrated by Fran Drescher
Eat ExLax and then spend the next hour on a roller coaster
Let a 4 year old shave me with a straight razor
Play all the Facebook games I get invitations to
Replace Visene with Tabasco
Take a film class taught by Michael Moore
Go on a date with Kate Gosslin
Agree to buy a one month supply of wine for Jennifer Lawrence (who has that much money?)
Contemplate the deeper meanings of Iron Butterfly’s Inagaddadavida
Be stuck in an elevator with Jar Jar Binks
Tell a bar full of hipsters that we’re out of IPA

I'm looking forward to it.

I'd have the DVR record it if Julianne Moore wanted to eat crackers in my bed that night though.

I get it, but......if she were to pass out I don't wanna miss it.

Shave with a dull razor blade and then splash turpentine on my face...

Suck the snot out of a dead Kneegrow's nose....

Though its going to be a one on one debate... I can see why Hillary had to take a week or more off to prepare, because she hasn't a clue as to which of Trumps half a dozen or more personality's she's going to have to debate!

Any way anyone wants to look at it, everybody's going to be tuning in to see how Trump performs, not how Hillary will do!

Race is up in the air like none ever before it!


Phil

DING!

I'm looking forward to the show as she Fs up.

Shave my balls with a dull, rusty cheese grater.

Contemplate the deeper meanings of Iron Butterfly’s Inagaddadavida

Actually did that one night with a couple of Hare Krishna girls. What can I say but I was young at the time. But I would rather do that again than listen to HRC screech for an hour.

I think it will be great entertainment, damn shame though, what's at stake, while two clowns stand around cuttin' up.

I can help with the Butterfly song, sort of. Heard an interview once with the band, they said they had been drinking red wine and smoking pot all day before recording that, and the words were actually supposed to be "In The Garden of Eden", but they did (could) not come out correctly.

Mike

Can't stand to listen to the bitch, think I will wash my feet and trim my nails instead.

Jam a rusty folk dipped in pure habanero juice deep into my retina.

But I'm gonna watch anyway :-)

I'm watching.

It would be so sad if she vapor-locked on live tv.

And DJT crushed her chest cavity doing CPR.

That's what the news is for....no way could I set through two hours of listening to the old cankle cackle and Trumps third grade wisdom.....

I plan to watch. Also intend to pull my fingernails off with pliers for amusement as it unfolds.

I'll be surprised if it's two hours.

I'm thinking more like an hour of pre-game, and at the very most, an hour of debate.

I don't think cankles can stand at the podium for two hours.

Just damn that is bad.

If I remember right, during the primary's it was Trump complaining about the length and having to stand for so long!

Phil

In fairness, I remember that too.

Yeah but if it's longer, it'll show on Hillary more imo.

How awesome would it be if she had one of those non-seizure seizure events at around minute 73?

IIRC...he was complaining about the originally planned "three" hours....he wanted a two hour debate.....

No surprise that Grey Ghost doesn't remember that part though...

And regardless, Trump destroyed a bunch of rivals.

In the primaries, HRC only had one to compete against, the Bern'. Omalley was a non-starter....just window dressing.

Be stuck in a hospital bed undergoing 4 hours of hemodialysis with a sever case of C.Diff diarrhea while your dad blabbers for 3 hours to your nurse about his blackhawk helicopter flying schoolbus days.

i wish trumpster would start off the debate with:

Hillary, you ignorant slut

Yeah that is a bad rendition!

They never were able to duplicate the orginal studio recording in concert or studio. They may have been smoking pot and drinking red wine when they recorded it, but I bet it was laced with Lysergic acid diethylamide.

LOL.....No chit....might as well turn it into a SNL skit.....it's all just theatrics anyway....

ROTFFLMFAO ! I'd pay to watch that!

Seriously, though. I'll definitely be watching! Hope Trump pisses her off so bad that she strokes out on live TV!

I wouldn't MISS this one.. I wanna see DT kick her azz like Ray Guy used to punt footballs...

Don't get your hopes up too much. It'll be a rigged debate.

i can't wait.

Yep

I hope they try to rig it. It will be much more fun to watch. Trump don't play rigged.

I'll record it so I can FF thru whenever the skank is talking.

But you might miss her next seizure!!

"The Warden" is planning a root canal -
I'm planning a colonoscopy - sans anesthesia

I'd rather piss into a wall outlet.

I'd rather jump naked onto a pallet of razor wire.

But I'll save you all the trouble. The news headlines afterward will unanimously declare Hildabeast the overwhelming winner and suggest Trump should concede now.

Lets hope its not as controlled as her other "events"...

Lather myself in honey and lay in a pit full of fire ants.

Be the main character in the movie ground hog day and every morning wait up in bed with Rosie O'Donnell.

Thankfully, we can trust the media not to play things whichever way they want for their own purposes.


.....or not!

Well you guys can do all those fun things. I'm gonna watch DT skewer Hilleroast.

As soon as they both come on stage for the handshake, Trump should throw a glass of water on her. Melt her before she has a chance to say anything.

I'll be busy changing the air in all my vehicle's tires, after that I need to pluck my nose hairs out with needle nose pliars....slowly.

I wouldn't watch that clown show if it were on every channel.

I'd be in favor of having someone behind the curtain goosin' her in the ass with a stick every time she tried to speak if we could get away with it.

Someone would notice eventually. But not before it sent her into 2 or 3 head floppin' fits.

Not a stick -








a hot-shot

No, no. A stick is correct.



...of dynamite.