mine says : died while trolling.

Persian.

You are a troll?


I want a bench.

"Have a seat and rest your feet".

"Well,...that was interesting"

my burned up butt will be swimming with the fishes in the Atlantic.

No tombstone.

+1 what a waste of money

'Wish you were here'

That's a great one!!

No tombstone for me either. My ashes will be recycling through my favorite marsh on the east side of Trinity Bay, south of Anahuac, Texas.

GFY

No stone for me. Just spread my ashes into a creek in the mountains and I'll make my way to the sea.

Ashes to ashes dust to dust ...if he'ed a listen... Heed still be with us

name
dob
dod

"Somebody check the receipts, I think the Monument company billed me twice.!"

Finally voting Democrat

"He slid into heaven wearing a dirty pair of jeans, a mangy T shirt, with a Budweiser in each hand, hollering "Hot damn.....what a ride!"

I told you I didn't feel good.

My name,my birthday MM/DD/YYYY and a dash.

If you insist on giving me a stone, make the dash really long and wide.

Going over this thread with my wife, I've come to the conclusion that she's just going to flush my ashes down the toilet!

Torched and thrown on the Idaho property. Precisely as written in our trust. No guessing here.

They are supposed to dump my ashes in the Gulf of Mexico.

But a good flush beats a full house!

Sounds like the Fire will live on forever....underwater!!

How ironic!

Good one!

From wiki:
Premature burial, also known as live burial, burial alive, or vivisepulture, means to be buried while still alive. Animals or humans may be buried alive accidentally or intentionally.

Dead Persian society.

My instructions are to plant me upside down with my butt above ground so I can be a useful bike rack for a while.

I liked that too.

One of my favorite actor's headstone reads..

JACK LEMON IN...........

I thought that was pretty clever.

I used to have a business card that said:

Jim F'ing Conrad

Grown Ass Man.

That would work for me.

Ashes spread in two locations: stand where I killed my largest whitetail and the other half at my favorite ranch where I elk hunt.

died of overdose with a needle in his arm.

Mine will have 2 born dates. One Sept 23 1972 and Sept 23 1990. I opened my eyes in 72 and my heart in 90. I'm still an [bleep].

And all the homos in town can stop by for a cold one....

Hahahaha!!!!

Umm, Honey, on second thought..... cremation will be fine.

If I were to have a stone "If you are reading this, GFY"

"Smoking a wet turd in Hell."

How many times you planning to die Pdog?

I am a Dog with 9 lives.

Died fighting for 2nd amendments.

Don't know about my tombstone. Told the wife to have me skinned. And make a saddle out of me. Can't think of a better place to be than between a womans thighs and a good horse.

GFY

"Lived to be 95, Killed by a 20 year olds jealous husband."

I don't care....I'll be dead by then.

Holy Christ, that one caught me off guard. Good one Ingwe...

My ashes are supposed to be spread off the Chinese Wall in the BOB. I want my funeral money to be spent on my kids having a great horse pack trip taking me in.

"The Warden" is just going to drag my sorry butt over the hill-



so the coyotes can have revenge





I may wind up as elk's wet (coyote) turd!

There will be no tombstone.

My ashes will be strewn in several places, some with my maternal grandparents at their grave site in Midland, Ontario, some at the top of Dinas Bran, some in the River Dee near the flat rocks, both located in Llangollen, Wales. The remaining ashes will be strewn in and around St Dyfnog’s Well, Llanrhaeadr, North Wales, UK. You should go where your heart would be happy, and so I will.

My family is to invite the twelve people I have listed to a dinner, a good time is to be had by all, and that is an order.

Told my wife to spread some ashes on the hill pasture I quail hunted as a kid, take the family on a vacation and spread some on the mountain where we elk hunted. Throw the rest in a ditch somewhere.

Reserved parking

I want mine to say - "Biggest pick in the East!"

Here is the dash I want on mine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacey_Dash


kwg

No tombstone , spread me on a mountain top in Wva.

what do you want your tombstone to say?

Christian

died fighting for 21st amendment.

Persian

Zero said so.

Hateri

1961 - 2061

"He lived to see Conservatism prevail, and Socialism reviled"

Well, that was fun. Wonder what's next?

I found mine from the movie Beer Fest. "He was a fat A$$hole"

Did you spell that all correctly?
Just askin'

"Buried face down, kiss my azz"

Amongst my military credentials/wars of conflict

Worthless rocks. Cook on high, then: scattered, smothered, and covered.


Put the cash in ya'lls pockets....

No tombstone, Ashes go under...... any wheel that is slippin.

"I told you I was sick".
Actually I want to be spread at this little point that over looks the headwaters of Owens River in the Eastern Sierras.

"Here lays a man" would suffice.

I've left specific instructions that my body be used by first-year medical students for obscene practical jokes. I want the remainder mulched into large recognizable chips.

Had an uncle who said he wanted to be cremated and have his ashes made into bars of soap so his girlfriends could rub him all over their bodies.
My cousins thought better of the idea.

No, I didn't!!! Biggest prick in the East!!

My ashes will be scattered on the back side of Pikes Peak.

Jim

A lot of tombstones should have the number of hours spent watching T&V.

Told my sons to fire my ashes out of one of the brass cannons on Little Round Top.

Come on down...




An old family friend had this one made and placed at the entrance to his bay house just before he died.

AMF
No liberals allowed where I am

Nothing, Wifey says I'm going in a new sealed spit-tun up on the fireplace mantle.

Kinda on the same subject.

I knew a welder years ago, and on the back of his business card, was printed...

"When I die, take my hide and make it into a woman's saddle... So I can be between the two things I loved most in life".

I heard there was a tombstone somewhere in the West that read:

Here lies the body of Lester Moore
Shot 4(?) times with a 44
No less, no more.

The dead know nothing.

Ashes mixed in the alum water at the bunny ranch.

Well........ By!

"I TOLD y'all I was sick!!"

I guess it's not so much as what it will say as what I don't want it to say.





In reality I will not have a marker, we intend to be tossed off the back of a boat in Alaska while our kids enjoy a cruise.....

I want to be scattered on deer lease.

man if you like overseas back home that much, I'd sure be trying to figure a way to get back there permanently before its over! And I"m not flaming you.

date of death 2100

Look towards the sky and wave.

Don't eat the....

My ashes will be co-mingled with my hunting dog Jessy the Chessy. A portion will be ordered to be loaded in some 5 shot pheasant loads to be fired by my friends at pheasants. Another portion will be scattered at my favorite duck pond. The remainder will be buried under a simple stone in my family plot in a lonely prairie cemetery incase anyone feels the need to have a physical place to visit. On my stone? Name, birth, death, and wife and kids name as well as Jessy's name.

Her husband came home early!

Just burn me up. Toss my ashes somewhere.

If I had a headstone, it should say something like "He left this world like he came in: Naked, covered in blood and screaming."

I am there many months of the year.

My family is here, my duties are here, for now, and my job requires me to be here more often than not. In five years if the whole world doesn't implode by then, I will be there to stay, and there will be a permanent smile pasted on my heart.

Thank you for the encouragement, many don't understand

It's not too shabby a place, and the air just kind of settles in your soul, you know, like that one special place you went to over and over as a kid, where everything just seemed like it was going to be okay, no matter what was going on in your life.

let my tombstone,if there is one, say something like: "when he hit the grave he was running wide open" or something like that.

actually, i've heard it's better to leave no earthly markings whatsoever. it'll make it harder for the trackers to find you that way.

Jeez Lynn...I like your choices.

Family, Country , Guns, and Hunting that is all that mattered in My Life

Killed by order of an evil tyrant woman after the election.
Persian.

Where is Dan? He is overdue.

Did that with my BILs ashes just this past Spring.

More and more I have come to appreciate the simple inscriptions I used to see on the old headstones in the Norwegian cemetery we mowed by hand as kids. Along with other Norwegian words there was a commonly used inscription: "Takk for Alt"...literally "Thank you for everything"

That's how I feel about my creator, about my friends and family, and I hope it might be a sentiment that would be mutual for many whom I know.

Or perhaps it will all end with another simple phrase that would suffice, since I could also see me demise coming prematurely in a way that might create a departure which involves: "Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends"

http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=19899

No stone. The charred bits might go here:


or here:


perhaps here:


I'd be happy here:


Might even be talked into staying at the beach:

Here lies your best friend or worst enemy, no in-betweens!!

"Home is the sailor, home from sea,
And the hunter home from the hill."

Although I will not have a headstone, I'm going to repose in an elk wallow.

He lives.

i'll donate my body for target practice.