I spent about 45 minutes looking online yesterday and came away with nothing! I don't need anything but I guess I could add to my ammo stash....

For my birthday I am asking for a new coffee maker for the boat. Want one with a stainless carafe.

Amazon has everything. You will think of something.

books, IIRC we buy most of our used books through them....

I've bought some decent little LED lights to use as reverse lights on the truck and the back of the horse trailer. If you do your own car maintenance, Amazon can be a good place to buy oil and filters and such.

The problem is the amount. Make it a grand, then think about it.

Here are two books that were recommended on the fire that I recently purchased and really enjoyed. Just click on the book photo for ordering choices at Amazon.

Well, allow me to bring a smile to your face at least!

Read the produce reviews for Veet For Men: Veet For Men

Trust me! Go read the reviews.

John

One example:

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.

I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.

The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)


Lots of other funny reviews if this one doesn't make you laugh...

Do you have to prove you have no man card before they'll ship?

OMG that's some funny [bleep] right there. Thanks for making me LOL for real on a Monday!!!

Luci Light is another we'll never be without again...

I'd buy a bunch of those gummy bears that give you the [bleep] and mail them to all my fav campfire members.

Another Amazon product with similar reviews: https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi...8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=recent

And another one: https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lube...=UTF8&pageNumber=2&sortBy=recent

Amazing is anti gun.

Safari Press reprinted a couple collections of O'Connor stuff in the past decade or so. Very, very well worth the money.

https://www.amazon.com/Ontario-6420-Kukri-Knife-Black/dp/B00519UT42

I bought this Kukri with Amazon points.

BMT

Huh?

If I fell into a $100 Amazon card? Probably put it toward something nice for my wife.

Most of my Amazon buying is for Kindle ebooks, but seems like you can find almost anything. My orders lately have included leatherman pocket tool, 1911 bushing wrench, sunscreen/Insect repellent combo, and a norelco travel electric razor (AA batteries, two heads). Sometimes it's stuff I can't find in local stores or don't want to hunt for too hard.

There's also lots of books, movies and music.

I'm pretty addicted to Amazon for the things I would never find locally. My two most recent purchases:

Pro Club Heavyweight Crew Neck T-shirt White (3pack)

Heavyweight t-shirts for dirt cheap. Have been great so far for yardwork.

Silicone Oven Rack Guards, Set of 2 by WalterDrake

I bought six of these for gifts. Everyone who received one so far thought they were great and had no idea they existed, no more burned forearms!

Toilet paper is still cheaper - often- on Amazon, than it is at the big box stores. Thinking most people still use it. That's for starters. $100 is easily spent at Amazon.

Hella lot of stuff on Amazon is grossly overpriced.

Worst one I saw was a regular plastic leaf rake priced at $95.00 or so with a shipping price of about $19.00, and it wasn't even gold plated.

Myron

Just a few minutes ago, I ordered at pair of noise-cancelling headphones for myself - $89 w/free shipping. I wanted good noise cancelling, no damn Bluetooth, phone connectability, or other bullchips. For airline use.

I like the reviews on this insanely priced power cable, almost 7K for a 6' cable and some people have actually bought it!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0055OM9W...=1X3XAMU4XSPK8&coliid=I1NGDLJSZJMS47

I try to run my expenses through my amazon card, so points add up pretty quick. I often use my free points over 50 bucks to order food goodies. I send my daughter in college things like breakfast bars and truffles. I get myself slim jims, pistachios, and shortbread cookies. I only buy stuff that has free shipping.

You'll have to excuse him, he usually communicates strictly through memes.

That must've been on amazon.gov/dod

I'd scoop up a Moultrie trail cam

Truck Nutz

RJL53

"I like the reviews on this insanely priced power cable, almost 7K for a 6' cable and some people have actually bought it!"

"GENERATES ITS OWN POWER"

Those first five reviews are great !

Mostly I buy books on Amazon. But I have bought knifes, tools, flashlights, computer & phone accessories, fishing reels, fishing line, and countless other small items.

On the stuff I order, Prices are Always cheaper than Walmart and I usually receive my orders within two days, with FREE shipping.
Delivered right to my front door!

And the best part is that I don't have to go to the store and deal with all the fricken Idiots!

You could buy Hillary's new book.

Tru-Spec 24-7 pants or shorts. All cotton or poly-cotton, both ripstop. Best CCW pants ever. The poly-cotton are almost stain-proof; spilled coffee rolls right off. Tefloned, I think.

You can get two pairs, 'cept for camo.

Hell, who ain't? Feller could starve worrying about that.

Download the Kindle reader for free then unload it on several books.

LOL............that one got me chuckling.