their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired of the local food. Both of them were of the opinion that Italian food would be a nice change.

So, they changed into bats and winged there way over to Italy. They set themselves down in Venice and went looking for their dinner. Soon, they found a nice dark bridge over a canal to have their meal. They hunkered down and waited. In no time, an Italian couple came floating down the waterway. As they passed under the bridge, the vampires grabbed them, sucked them dry and tossed them into the water.

As they licked their lips, they discussed how good Italian food was and they both decided it was so good that they wanted seconds. Again, they hid and waited. As before another young Italian couple came floating down the canal. Also as before, the vampires grabbed them, sucked every drop of blood from their bodies and tossed them over the side of the bridge.

Now, the vampires were feeling pretty full, but they decided to make it a really special night and to have some dessert. Waiting in the dark, they soon spied another couple approaching their bridge. When they got there, this couple also found themselves subdued and their bodies sucked dry. The vampires then tossed the dead couple into the canal. Satiated, the vampires prepared to change form and fly home before they were caught by the coming dawn.

They stopped however, when they heard singing. Not wanting to be seen, they searched for the source.

A quick glance proved that they were the only ones on the bridge. The sound however was coming from the canal.

Slowly they approached the rail and looked over. Sure enough there in the water they spied an alligator. He was munching on the bodies singing,








"Drained wops keep falling on my head..."

You, sir, are terrible.

Grrrrrroan

Laffin'.........

LOL

Oh man..............

Lol... that was PUN-ishing.

That was so bad, it was good.

Oh, no! Not an insult to the Italians!

Ohh, yuck.

Well, how about this one.

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.



L.W.

The first one made me groan.

Yours made me laugh so hard that the shaking bed woke up the wife.

OMG T LEE, had to wipe coffee off the computer screen!

Baaad

Very smart young man.

One of the best pun-jokes I have come across in a long time.

LOL, loving it

Groan!

That was the worst I have heard in many years.

jus racis!

back in grade school, funny stuff

I'm calling BS. How would a alligator get to Italy?

Tooka da boat!

I forwarded that one.

Same way a kangaroo made it to Oklahoma!

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Just told it to the wife while she was farding. She's re-doing her eye makeup and wiping away the tears.

Well, that is enough reason for me to post my vampire joke too!

Two Nuns in Transylvania

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," replies Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking the vampire about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f_ck off our car!!!

/John

That is one of my favorites.

Oh boy....can I get that two minutes back....lol

Same as New York City, got flushed!

On reflection, that gator was probably a were-suitcase

On reflection, that gator was probably a were-suitcase.