HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her Jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.....Twice.




HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked, Bring chicken wings and beer.

Works for me...

Chicken wings and beer, optional!

Not if she's Rosie O'Donnell




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Sounds about right.

our actions say "We're Okay with that"

Cash for Persian Women.
flour for Pakistani Women
flower for California gurls


Persian.

I'm not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet - seems to work for me.

And a blindfold?

You bastard for even suggesting this.

Why do women have to be so complicated?

I dated a lot of women before I found an uncomplicated one and I snatched (no pun intended) her up quick.

Best way is to be able to dance well. Women will kill for a man that can dance. I don't mean shake you booty dancing. Any fool can do that. I'm talking waltz, polka , two step. Dancing is the best skill I have ever learned.

Grap em by the pussy and start kissing them all over…

Chaser

I would like to see you grab some woman that you don't know by the pussy.

I hate dancing but I believe you are pretty correct. I won't dance anymore. Wife doesn't appreciate that but lives with it.

Since I don't go to weddings or anniversaries very often, at least I don't have to deal with it...

My mom taught me. Best thing she ever did for me. Married prettiest girl in high school. She will tell you that's the only reason she went to prom with me. My charm took over after that

"HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN"


Or you can do as I do, I wander over to my side of the house and don't speak to my wife...she definitely appreciates the gesture.

And I appreciate the quiet.

Congrats on that. Good job. But hope( and I know there is with y'all) more to her than pretty.

Didn't LT marry a hot liberal gal? Couldn't do that for me. LOL

If boobs. Engineering degree. I be lucky as hell. A wise man named me once said,"it's better to be lucky than good"

Soooo

If I show up to the lodge meeting naked with a bucket of wings the guys will be impressed?

You damn right they will !!!!!

Sir,

That is under "How to Survive a Marriage."

Have a heart, I just ate. Almost puked it up with that thought.

Lick your eyebrow..

I'm easily Impressed.

I might run the vacume when she sick get some brownie points

Disqualified: rosie is NOT a woman.

Finally!




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It doesn't take much work...

I always just licked my eyebrows and smiled.

Licking eyebrows work for sure