Cooking dinner for the wife, with a nice bottle of wine and ... "an organic gift" for later.

Bouquet of flowers sent to school for the oldest daughter.

Balloons for the youngest.

Whatcha'll doin' for the ladies in your life?

I told her this morning I was sorry but didn't have anything for her. She said it was OK and didn't do anything for me. Sometime this morning roses will be delivered to her office.

The little one had flowers and balloons when she woke up

I gave mine a card this morning before leaving for work. She will get a dozen roses delivered to her office today. She is meeting me after work and I am taking her eat at a seafood restaurant. At the table I will surprise her with a set of silver fleur-da-lis earrings.

Tomorrow after work I am taking her eat out again and I bought us ticket to see a Jazz performance at the Baton Rouge Manship Theater.

Dick in a box.

Started a day early had dinner for her last night. She likes surprises like that!

We'll have BACON for supper and Big Reese's for desert.
Never cards or flowers. Anniversary in 10 days anyhow.

Every day is V Day.

I'm taking my son to baseball tryouts. Flowers and a chocolate bar for my daughter. The ex wifes husband can take care of Valentine's Day stuff for her.

Flowers sent to her work and a card and some gifts from Leatherology that she will love on the table when she gets home.

She's lucky to have me, that's enough.












I've got some prime ocean front property in Arizona for sale btw.

We're in the Bahamas.

Today is our 22nd anniversary so......

Congrats!

Today is a good day, usually get lucky.

Thanks!

New rowing exercise machine should show up today at the office.

She wants me to drag it home between 5 and 6 as I have to be at fire drill at 6pm....

I suspect I"ll do just that. Not sure about time to assemble it though...

She will be elated. She didn't want to spend 1000 bucks, but its only money.

This is the first Valentines in several years that I don't have to worry about it. She is gone, gone, gone. And I am relieved.

Took the wife to lunch at Joe's Stone Crab Saturday. Sent cards to daughter and grand daughter. Separated by miles and miles today. Life is what it is.

That's Funny!

You know why divorce is so expensive?

Because it's worth it!

Well, at lunch I texted my wife of 32.5 years a poem I just wrote.

The Grizzly Bear Growls,
And the Wiley Coyote Yips,
And I want to devour you,
When I smooch on your lips.

Then I brought home some flowers and Ice cream.

Some real Casanovas here.

We're both down with the flu. No joy.

Filson Women's Lined Seattle Cruiser


6 pack of Palm Breeze


Just fired up the grill...

Awesome. Love the Stone Crab and Bone-in Filet. You're a good man.

Flowers per the usual, then tonight steak,lobster and shrimp on the grill,

Lol, You found a refrigerator box to get into?

Dropped by my wife's office at lunch with flowers to brighten her office and chocolates to sweeten her day.

We're both working late so no dinner.

Grabbed a bottle of bubbly and some chocolate covered strawberries for desert.

Don't do flowers but I do make a special dinner.

Gave this to her.......

Love is like pissing your pants,

Everyone can see it,
but only you can feel it's true warmth.

Thank you for being the piss in my pants.

Love Paul.

Ugly Ol' Pappy's vanlentine...

Happy VD, y'all!

Flowers that still haven't been delivered (wtf) and a lady that will start coming every other Monday to clean the house.

Last night, I brought home a gallon of her favorite ice cream, a dozen roses, and a card for our 34 anniversary. She cooked a turkey pot pie.

Anniversary on the 13'th makes Valentines a bit anticlimactic.

This is how it's done, boys:



Thank me later, if you're still alive.

I took my wife out to a fancy restaurant.

She et some snails.

Sometimes I wonder why I bother.

Bought her some flowers and chocolates.

Cooked crab, clams, scallops and strip steaks for dinner with her and the kids.

I et one of her snails.

Best I can tell ya, they're giant boogers that cost seven dollahs and fitty cents each,

I took my wife out to dinner and gave her a memory foam pillow instead of flowers. She was actually very appreciative and respected my risky decision.

I emptied her garden cart a couple of times.

What did you do, climb in a refrigerator box?

Had specific orders from The Warden not to get her flowers. The night before I came home from work and baked 4 kinds of cookies for her, my daughter, and my daughter in law.

I threw a big slab o' beef in her bowl, and slowly backed out of the dining room. The Warden wasn't growling too loud, so it must have been okay.



Next year maybe I'll cook it first.

Oh God-she's calling me from the bedroom.............again!

These seven day sessions are getting to be a little much!

I wasn't married to her, but was close to that step. Thank God that didn't happen.

Looking back on it, for that last VD I should have bought her a vacuum cleaner instead of roses and dinner.

Ran home at 430, dropped off the concept 2 rowing machine and assembled it and was back out the door and headed to fire drill by 510pm.

She was very happy and said it was a good workout and glad we bought the rowing machine.

Glad it's over!!!

Dozen long necked reds


Yep dozen bottles of wine


Hell if I was married to me I'd drink too

Told her right when we started dating that I wouldn't be roped into a stupid made up holiday designed for the sole purpose of seperating a man from his money. She agreed, and thats how its been ever since. I like to buy her things I know she'll like sometimes, I just make sure its not on Valentines day.