From Lethal Weapon 3
That was a Machine Pistol with TWIN CARBINES and all the trimmings!

"forgiveness is between them and God, it's my job to arrange the meeting"

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

Nick Nolte in "Who'll Stop the Rain": something along the lines of "I'm tired of taking [bleep] from inferior people".

We all got it coming, Kid.


You tell him I am coming, tell him I am F'ing coming!

"Did I shoot five shots or six, do you feel lucky punk?"

Dirty Harry

"Dying at much of a living son"

"You boys gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie"

There's so many to choose from.. Two I can think of that come to mind - and I've used them both myself at times.

From "Dumb and Dumber" - "So, you're saying there's a chance!"

And "Rocky" - Burgess Meredith: "well ya can wish in one hand and crap in the other. Guess which one gets filled foist?"

Oil can, what?

Are you sure you can skin grizz? Skin that one pilgrim and I'll get you another!

J.J. 1972

From The Shining" Here's Johnny"
From Terminator "I let him go".
From The Princess Bride "you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means"
(Just a few to prime the pump... )

from casa blanca. french police chief to his subordinates: quick, the colonel has been shot. go round up the usual suspects.

Get off my lawn. Clint Eastwood-Gran Torino

Fill your hand you son 0f a bitch

That one came to mind.

And George Pappard, the A-Team, "Don't you just love it when a plan comes together"...

DF

How about a classic from Blazing Saddles "somebody's got to go back and get a $hit load of dimes"

Dazed and Confused

"I liiiike those high school girls. I get older, but they stay the same age."

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

Dang - I forgot one of the best:

"hahahaha, that's not a knoife. THIS is a knoife!"

And I get I won't hafta name the movie..

"Well,you don't seem to know much"

"Mister,I don't know a dam thing,but I ain't the one that's lost".

Bite the bullet.

Water Hole #3 - during shotgun fight in the bordello. The Madame:

"This ain't just a House, you bastards, It's a home!"

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." The Silence of the Lambs.
( this is actually a medical joke)

"Yeah, I ain't ever done it before either, alright? I ain't starting now! Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I give her the shot. Give her the shot."

"Have you ever been on a shrimp boat?"
"No, but I've been on a real big boat."

"At first, I didn’t believe it. That this woman who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley could not bear children. But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

Well, he should arm himself, if he is gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

"Wherever you go, there you are" -Buckaroo Banzai

Truer words were never spoken.

"Where da white women at?"

"Who da dummy now?"

Shoot straight you bastards, don't muck it up.

We tried him and we executed him under rule 303.

"That's mighty white of you."

"A man's gotta know his limitations."

"Grabasstic-piece-of-amphibious-$hit"
Drill Sergeant Hartmann

"You can get a good look at a T-bone steak by stickin' your head up a steer's ass, but I'd rather just take the butcher's word for it." - Tommy Boy.


Then again, the corollaries are pretty good, too:




FC

If it bleeds we can kill it... Arnold in Predator.

"Why Johnny Ringo...you look like somebody just walked over your grave"

"I have two guns. Once for each of ya"

Doc Holiday in Tombstone

Not true with women however...

"An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure." From
Steel Magnolias.

Obviously your not a golfer.

I'm your huckleberry..

"You'll be a daisy if ya do."

I think 90% Of Walt Kowalski's lines in Gran Torino..... Great script.....

Like "I'll blow a hole in your face, then go in the house and sleep like a baby..."

It was full of one liners.....

The great white father said "Go back to the reservation and endeavor to persevere" - Chief Dan George in the Outlaw Josie Wales

So many to choose from, but in the all time top five:

"If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Tuco, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

https://youtu.be/1IbStIb9XXw

"You crazy? The fall will probably kill you!"

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"That will be the day. ". Ethan Edwards the searchers.

I'm glad you stopped me when you did, I might have killed her.!"

Makes me laff every time...

The Gambler:

John goodman to Mark Walburg:

Every A-hole knows what to do. You get a house with a 25 year roof and an indestructible Jap car. Then you put your money in an account getting three to five % and that covers your taxes. That's your fortress of solitude. It puts you at the level of FU.

Watch the clip, share it with every millennial. This is the most brilliant Hollywood line( statement) EVER for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJjKP8vYjpQ

"...why, land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for,... because it is the only thing that lasts." Scarlet O'Hara's father from the movie "Gone With The Wind".

THIS IS MY BOOM-STICK!!!
(I was in Army of Darkness....lol)

Groovy

we're going to need a bigger boat!

"I'm gonna rip that greaseball moustache right offa yo' face!" Followed by Riiiiiiiip!

"Lighten up Francis."

"The sheriff is a N......!"
"What?"
I SAID, the sheriff is a N.......!"

Lee Marvin in "The Professionals, after being called a bastard:

Yes sir, in my case an accident of birth; you sir are a self made man.

"We ain't got no got damned trout"

"I'm hot and not in a good way"

T-bone waitress...

Haha yeah my favorite line from that movie.

John Grisham's, The Rainmaker:

"In my first year of law school, everybody loved everybody else.

We were studying the law, and the law was a noble thing.
By my third year, you were lucky if you weren't murdered in your sleep.

People stole exams, hid research from the library and lied to the professors.

Such is the nature of the profession."

And, from the same movie:

" Sworn in by a fool, and vouched for by a scoundrel.

I'm a lawyer at last."

. Cool ! One of favs ! What did u do ..u a deadite ? Lol!

Redneck stole my faves already.

Two obscure ones from different movies for ya.

"Spontaneity has its time and place"

and

"Shall I tap....tap tap"

Anybody?????

Can't believe none from Coming to America made it- "That boy good."

or
"I got a special treat for ya' this evening, a young man that you all know as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma". ."

Demolition Man

"I'm sorry to say that the World has become a pussywhipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch or robed sissies."

Too many of my favorites to list:


"Are you quitting on me?-
Well, are you??!!

Then quit, you slimy f*cking walrus-looking piece of shiitt!!!

Get the f*ck off of my obstacle!- Get the f*ck down off of my obstacle!!
Now!! Move it!!

I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!!

I WILL MOTIVATE YOU, Private Pyle!!, even if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congoooooo!!!"

(Ermey deserved an Oscar, IMO, sadly hell never see one.)


AND


"You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I WILL take a giant shiitt on you.

Now answer my question, or you'll be standing tall before the man"


And from The Duke:

"It isn't always being fast or even accurate that counts. It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing."

"“Young fella, if you’re looking for trouble, I’ll accommodate ya”

"Well, come see a fat, old man sometime". ( I like the ending to True Grit)

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

"There are two kinds of people in this World: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

"Don't you never draw a gun on a man again ... 'less you kill him with it!"

Old man Ike Clanton (Walter Brennan) to his son in My Darling Clementine.

L.W.

“That rug really tied the room together.”

"was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI

Far as can discern, life imitates Nat'l Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and The Big Lebowski.

Eddie: Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: You really think it matters, Eddie?

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” — The Dude

“The Dude abides.” — The Dude

https://youtu.be/RjFuN00yGzI

"I'd love to oblige you ma'am, but a man needs to get his rest sometime."

Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!

https://youtu.be/9IKVj4l5GU4

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

The Doctor explained that Ed's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

"Put your dick away!!!"

Nick Nolte - Weeds

Jack: Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life.

Reggie: Yeah, but I look good.



Reggie: Jack... Tell me a story.

Jack: F*ck you!

Reggie: Oh, that's one of my favorites.

J.D. Cahill: Mister, I ain't got a bigoted bone in my body. You don't drop that axe I'll blast you to hell as quick as I would a white man.

Sierra Madre "Badges? we don't need no stinking badges!"
Blazing Saddles "badges? we don'r need no stinking badges!"

RIP Edward Woodward.

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
The Godfather, Part II, 1974

Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: Thank you,I just had it stuffed!

Just an extra. I was in 6 scenes that I know of, and got run down by a horse and rider on that movie. ( amateur Rider lost control of his horse). ( interesting backstory on that job)

"There's the way it oughta be, and there's the way it is".

Platoon

Here's a couple/three:

James Taylor in Two Lane Blacktop: "Make it three yards mother f-er and we'll have an auto-MO-bile race."

Bronson in Breakheart Pass, "the law is who I am"

Belushi: "Was it over when the German bombed Pearl harbor?"

You're killin' me, Smalls

In Starsky & Hutch;
Towards the end of the movie Snoop Dog says to the bad guy
"I found your nine iron biotch" as he tees off on the guy's head.

"You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You’re Mr. PINK."



"Thank God your mama died giving birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died of shame."

"They're coming in from all over, I cant do anything"-Platoon

"Dont shoot let them burn"-Saving Private Ryan

"The sh*tters full"-Christmas Vacation

"Revenge is a dish best served cold"-Man On Fire

"Tell them Frank White sent you"-King Of New York

"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know cuz I wouldn't eat the filthy MFer."

"...feelin' lucky punk?"

( too good...it's gotta be listed more than once! )

dave

"And then one day, just like that, the rain stopped"-Forrest Gump

"I reckon I aint gonna kill anybody"-Sling Blade

Pretty much every scene in a Tarantino or Coen brothers' movie has one or more memorable lines.

"Most of you will go to Vietnam, some of you will not come back"-Full Metal Jacket

"Warrants cost money to Jake"-Training Day

"Swede, we need a gun for a man that can't shoot." And my tag line.

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

"How much for the leetle gairl?"

"Tell me something Jewels when you came pullin in here did you see a sign on the front of my house that said dead n-gger storage?"

"endeavor to persevere",......so we declared war

Apollo 13-"With all due respect sir, I believe this will be our finest hour."






Quigley Down Under-"said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it."

"I ain't got time to bleed"

Same movie-Jesse V.

"I'm your Huckleberry"

"Bueller,,,Bueller,,,,Bueller."

"Well,,,,, Bye"

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack-

"You must have been something before electricity!"

Once upon a time...

"You're my cousin. You're my cousin."

From The Outlaw Josey Wales:

"Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms"



and

"How's it with stains?"

"I've heard that you're a low down Yankee liar."

Hey, I heard they stamp your face in them gorilla cookies! - Outsiders


I crap bigger than you - City Slickers

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubblegum" -Roddy Piper in "They Live"

"He did what in his cup?" -Mater in "Cars"

"That's my brother goddamit!" -Kurt Russel in "Backdraft"

"Call me a [bleep] one more time" -Will Smith in "Hancock"


and many more

Can't really call it a line...but more of an exchange.

That was pretty funny.

“Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.”

After he rips a big fart in "Caddy shack", Rodney dangerfield, " somebody step on a duck?"

'...it's not the baby that needs killin'...'

You likee speechie ?

"He's got guts, and guts is enough."

I don"t deserve this...To die like this....I was building a House...



Little Bill in the movie Unforgiven..Best Western of all time

Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna skin that smoke wagon or stand there and bleed?

Curly Bill: Well Bye!

Slingblade: What'd you kill Jesse fer! What'd you kill Jesse fer! Seems like mama didn't mind what Jesse was doin to her.

Or when Gabby Johnson is shouting "The Sheriff is a ni66er", but the town folk think that he is shouting "The Sheriff is a near".

Or when Reverend Johnson's prays this: "Oh Lord! Do we have the strength to pull off this mighty task in one night...or are we just jerking off?".

Dumb and Dumber

"I thought the Rocky Mountains would be rockier than this."

"Yeah, that Jon Denver is full of shat"

" I thought you was dead". "Not hardly"

You will have to guess the movie and who it was said to.

"Wax on--wax off."

Four from Secondhand Lions....

Hood 1: Hey, who do you think you are, huh?

Garth: Just a dumb kid, Hub. Don't kill him.

Hub: [to Garth] Right.

[Grabs Hood 1 by the throat]
Hub: I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!

***
Hub: WE'RE OLD, DAMNIT! LEAVE US ALONE!

Garth: The last thing we need is some little sissy boy hanging around all summer

***
Walter: What's wrong with him?

Garth: Well, a man's body may grow old, but inside his spirit can still be as young and as restless as ever.

Garth: And him - in his day, he had more spirit than twenty men

***
Hub: You know what I don't like 'bout houseguests?
[slams fist on table]

Hub: Dinner table Chit-Chat Chit-Chat

And my favorite scene....


Steve.

Captain Woodrow Call in Lonesome Dove. "I hate rude behavior in a man, I wont tolerate it."

"there is no way, no way that you could come from my loins, when I get home I'm going to punch your momma in the mouth!

Sheriff Buford T. Justice

member the movie, but the quote was from Warren Oates:"Women....if they didn't have c*nts, there'd be a bounty on 'em".

"You might be a One-Eyed Jack in this town but I've seen the other side of your face before."

This very well could be my favorite all time movie.

"I feel like a hundred dollars"


"You, Angie, pick up that blood."

"Can't see the line can ya, Russ"

Oh, George... not the livestock.

The Thin Red Line. Private Witt-

"I can take anything you dish out. I'm twice the man you are."

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!"

ALL OF ME
Steve Martin & Lily Thomlin

"Did you say yute"?
"What's a yute"?

It's my signature line:

That has got to be from Big Jake, and it was used twice, I think.

Did not see Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry

"GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY"

"To Serve Man, it's a cookbook!"

"Silver rings your butt, them's washers!"

"You can't handle the Truth!"

I'll have what she's having.

Big Jake

Also "Well son, if you haven't learned to respect your elders, it's time you learned to respect your betters"

Faith can move mountains, Milt, but it can't beat a faster draw.

When the villager asked the magnificent seven what they did, Steve McQueen's response "we deal in lead".

300

"Our arrows will blot out the sun!"

"Well then, we will fight in the shade."

I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying.

"Are we awake?"

"That depends.....are we? Black?"

there are two kinds of people in this world those who stand up and face the music and those who run for cover Cover is better

"My wife is in Hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits but her behavior was terrible."

deserve’s got nothing to do with it

Paraphrase from "Lonesome Dove" conversation between Gus and Wodrow: "dying is easy - living is what's hard".

A couple of posters stole my favorites with John Wayne in The Searchers always saying "that'll be the day", and Alan Ladd saying to Jack Palance in Shane "I heard you were a low down Yankee liar". Another favorite was Gary Cooper in Sergeant York when he said "I ain't much good at this here prac-tising Sergeant", and "I reckon I can do a little better when I get used to this here rifle gun", and "I ain't never learned Sergeant, folks back home used to say I could shoot a rifle before I was weaned, but they were exaggerating some".

the sheriff is near.
what did he say ?

Two from The Wind and the Lion:

Japanese General: "You, uh, likey speechy?"

TR: "Why spoil the beauty of the thing with legality?"

Hanging on my office wall:

Blazing Saddles , I thought you were hung, I' is , I' is

Scuse me while I whip dis out.

SIAP but mine's more an exchange from Josey Wales:

Josie: When I get to likin someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DIS-likin someone they ain't around for long neither.

I always know it's coming but I always laugh.

Cleavon Little, Blazing Saddles:

"Nobody move or the Ni**er gets it"

Whelennut: I always giggle when the Governor William J. LePetomaine (Blazing Saddles) has his buxom secretary behind the curtains in his office and you hear him say to her: "Not in the ear - not in the ear"!
He-he.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Rule 303. God rest his soul.

kwg

Mousse!

Where's Eddie?...He normally eats these damn things!

Clark Griswold when the squirrel is runnning thru the house.

"57 states" - wait, that was a nightmare!

Slim Pickens: "What in the wide, wide world of sports is a goin on round here...."

"So I got that going for me"

Speaking of full metal jacket!

ou Joe, me luv u long time 15 dolla. Me so horny.

Pyle, what is your major malfunction!

I liked the movie Thunder Heart; "you some kinda instant Indian".

From Joe Kidd - I do not care what you to think. I keep you for cold nights and days when there's nothing to do. Not to hear you talk.

"I SAID OVER EASY!"-Anger Management

"Malcolm why did you leave me?"-The Sixth Sense

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Blade Runner

"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin'."

Harry Hogge

Can't remember the exact wording but, "Out of Africa", Redford on life. "It's not yours, your only using it while your here".

an old one

"Not the black sheriff, not the white sheriff, not the soul sheriff, but the sheriff"


same movie I think (paraphrasing)

'They had better be able to march through 12 gauge patterns'

These two quotations, may be considered life lessons.
***
Bill Dolworth to Hans Ehringard ("The Professionals," 1966: Burt Lancaster, Lee Marvin)

Ehringard: What were Americans doing in a Mexican revolution anyway?

Dolworth: Maybe there's only one revolution, since the beginning - the good guys against the bad guys. . . . Question is - Who are the good guys?
********************************
Joe Erin to Ben Train ("Vera Cruz," 1954: Gary Cooper, Burt Lancaster)

Erin: You saved my bacon back there. You were a little slower, you'd've stood to be a lot richer.

Train: Maybe I wasn't thinking of that.

Erin: Too bad you didn't know Ace Hanna. Shot my old man in a stud poker game when I was just a kid. Ace felt so bad he give me a home. Ace used to say three things: Never trust anybody you don't have to trust; never do any favors you don't have to do; and never take any chances you don't have to take. Ace lived long enough to know he was right. He lived thirty seconds after I shot him.
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And here is the truth from "Jaws" by way of Quint: Farewell & Adieu

Passion of the Christ
Jesus Christ: Take this and drink. This is my blood, spilled for you and for many. Do this in memory of me.

what we have here is failure to communicate.

Cool hand Luke

P.

Westerns have the best lines.

"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" Outlaw Josie Wales
"I'm your Huckleberry. That's just my game" Tombstone
"Your friends might get me in a rush but not before I make your head into a canoe.." Tombstone
"Rudy, you can't have no idea how little I care" Monte Walsh
"Better to have that and not need it, then to need it and not have it" Lonesome Dove

From McClintock, I wish more people thought this way:

George Washington McLintock: Gave? Boy, you've got it all wrong. I don't give jobs I hire men.
Drago: You intend to give this man a full day's work, don'tcha boy?
Devlin Warren: You mean you're still hirin' me? Well, yes, sir, I certainly deliver a fair day's work.
George Washington McLintock: And for that I'll pay you a fair day's wage. You won't give me anything and I won't give you anything. We both hold up our heads.

we'll work up a number 6 on them, we'll go in there a riding and a whoopin' and beat the hell out of every living thing in that town, (even the women?) no, not the women, (you spare the women) HELL NO, were gonna rape the [bleep] out of them at the number 6 dance later on in the evening :-D

Is that the beans or the frank?

I love the way he delivers that line.

Here's to swimmin' with bow legged wimin'. Quint in Jaws.

"Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast, I would catch it!"

James Pepper: You know, there's an old saying, Miss Sally. There's no law west of Dodge and no God west of the Pecos. Right, Mr. Chisum?

John Simpson Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter where people go, sooner or later there's the law. And sooner or later they find God's already been there.

Must be a peach of a hand

Doc Holliday from Tombstone

"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."
Kathleen Turner in Body Heat

Hard to top Tombstone for the one liners, and dialogue. One of my favorite exchanges...reduced to a one liner, "Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens". Good stuff. I think I might watch that again tonight.