I was watching Dances With Wolves and it got me to thinking that I could give my family Sioux names.
Mrs. Hatari - Talks on Phone
Jr Hatari - Pisses Dad Off
Princess Hatari - Costs a Lot
Conversation would go like this:
"Hey, Talks on Phone. Where is Pisses Dad Off?"
"Went to dinner with Costs a Lot"
What would the Sioux names be for your family?
What, nobody has any imagination or sense of humor this morning? Must be Daylight Savings Time effect.
why do you ask Two Dogs Humping?
We have long established names in my Family.
I am known as Chief Buys Many Guns (this is false advertising, I haven't purchased a gun for myself in....I really can't remember, it's been over 10 years.)
Anyways...
Chief Buys many guns
Wife = Burns my breakfast
daughter = cries like baby
Oldest son = Runs with scissors
Youngest son = Plays with matches
wife: Tennis Today
daughter: to Europe again
son: found another car
me: let's walk
dog: bite those strangers
Alright I guess I bought a pistol around 4-5 yrs ago but it doesn't count because it was a Glock and I got rid of it because it sucked.
Traded on a J frame S&W but that don't count because it was a trade....
Hungry Chief
Sleepy squaw
Daughter: Know-it-all
Middle son :Redbottom
Youngest son :Stampsalot
I have no idea what my actual Inuit name would be....
We have twins born 3 years apart:
31 year old daughter: Thinks she's still on payroll.
29 year old son: Thinks he's still on payroll.
Wife: Still loves me despite all my crap.
hatari, When I was working, I was called "Running Dark Cloud"! With my sunny disposition, I no not how I got that name.
memtb
Farts a Lot is the best such name I've ever heard.
hatari, When I was working, I was called "Running Dark Cloud"! With my sunny disposition, I no not how I got that name.
memtb
Yeah, riight!
Native American girl gave me my name.
3 legs.
Haha!
I know a guy who gave his son the name Shrunk Meat.
Maybe the opposite problem?
Honey-do Woman ... wife
Hammers His Thumb ... me
Crazy Hunt-n-Fish ... grandson
Lazy-works-for-state ... granddaughter
Native American girl gave me my name.
3 legs.
You lost something in translation. I think she said "Lying Dog"!
Me; "shoots a lot from porch"
I spend a lot of time "guarding" my bird feeder!
Dog; "fetches from porch"
She fetches the "vermin" I shoot.
I'll have to think on a name for the Wife.
Maybe something like; "she who is the financial advisor"
Virgil B.
My first thought was that Archie Bunker covered this well with, " Meathead".
Me- Too many guns
Wife-Puts up with "Too many guns"
Grown daughter-Aw Mom!
SIL- Puts up with "Aw Mom!"
Oldest grand daughter- "Aw Mom's! headache"
Second grand daughter- "Taller than 'Puts up with too many guns' "
Grown son- "Dr. who answers 'Asks many questions' "
DIL- "Unbelievably smart Dr...but sometimes not"
4 y/o grand daughter- "Asks many questions"
2 y/o grandson- "Ricochet rabbit who runs on Energizer batteries"
I have a shirt a buddy gave me: My Indian name is 'Runs with Beer'
I have a shirt a buddy gave me: My Indian name is 'Runs with Beer'
Prize winner so far.
Wind in his shorts - Me
Chief Loudnboomer - My Dad
Mark in GA
My Inuit name is Kungasuq. They claim it means "long neck".. Since I don't speak Inuit beyond 30 or so words plus a few more recognized they could be lying and I'd never know!
I was going to pick an Indian name to mark on the arrowheads I knapp. My brother suggested that Warren might be an appropriate Indian name...
My wife's Souix name is "Dances with Dwarfs"...
Wife's name would be "Never on time".
Wife would be: Makes Much Money
Daughter #1 would be: Makes More Money
Daughter #2 would be: Makes Enough Money
Daughter #3 would be: College Takes Way Too Long
My sons Indian name is "Head up Ass"
Safariman=assshooter
Me= many moons ago
wife= right a lot
Daughter= Daddy's princess
Youngest Daughter......Phone in hand
Son......lazy ass
wife.....ice cube everyday
Oldest daughter....daddys girl
Oldest son....fishing fool.
Squatting Dog and Broken Bones for wife and I.
Walking Eagle because he is so full of sh!@#$ he can't fly.
Wife: Leaves Basement Lights On
Must be a relative. My Sioux name is Dances with Fat Girls.
Mine used to be: Kills Many Birds. I was later renamed: Many Ducks Laughing.
9yo son: Stop That!
7yo son: Get Back Here!
4yo girl: Silence!
why do you ask Two Dogs Humping?
By the way - that's Sioux. Don't pronounce it "sucks" on the Res...
My Labs all named me " You missed THAT shot?"
Me- always wrong
Wife- always right
Son-never right/I'm outta here[only applicable due to wifes name]
I believe my indian name would be Schits In Woods.
Back in the '70's my hunting partner gave me my Indian name. He still calls me that name today......"that rich bastard"
My dad earned his during deer season after I left home , rubber slug...
I'd be Thundertail
My wife is Spends with Abandon
The son would be Sulks for No Reason
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Lot of, Sulks For No Reason out there.