The thread about Wisconsin, and Minnesota has me thinking of some of the old jokes.

What do they call a pretty girl in Minnesota? A- A Tourist.

There are more many more. Got some?

Ohio Americas armpit.

God created Cleavand so that even the people of Detroit would have someone to look down on.

I certainly don't use the name of our savior carelessly but this one is too funny and the point of the riddle is not Him anyway.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Texas?

Because they couldn't find a virgin and three wise men.

That is true

What would happen if they gave Memphis to Arkansas?

They'd raise the average IQ in both states!

what do you call a call girl in Alaska : Frostitute.



P.

Q - Why did San Francisco get all the gays and Utah all the Mormons?

A - San Francisco got first choice.

Why do all the trees in Ohio lean to the North?
Because Michigan sucks, and West Virginia blows.

What caused the worst flood in Ohio history?
When they opened the first bridge from Kentucky.

Why don't they teach driver's ed and sex ed on the same day in Arkansas schools?

Because it tires the mule out.

What's the best thing to come out of Indiana?

I-65

Kansas.

nuff said...

What's long and hard on a (insert any State here) man?

...Third grade

Montana ...Where men are men! ... and sheep are nervous!

Reminds me of the old (apocryphal I'm sure) quote from past governor Miriam "Ma" Ferguson;

"If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, its good enough for the school children of Texas!"

Oregon.............
















(That's the joke.)

Q: What do you call an Arkansas gal who can outrun her brothers?

A: A virgin.

FISHTAB

Friggin' Illinois Sheethead towing a boat

What do you say to a good lookin' gal from Tennessee?







Nice Tooth!

Know why Tennessee colors are orange. They can wear the same shirts on Friday to deer hunt, to the football game on Saturday and to pick up trash on Sunday.

Lots of Alabama jokes told here in GA as well.