When a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart goes a little faster. He breathes harder and he gets butterflies in his stomach. You know why?


Cause she smells like a new truck !

Yes they do

unless she is the size of a new truck....

sadly you can see that at any Local Walmart...

Some of them smell like a new truck parked at the fish market.

And you can't put a bumper sticker on a woman

Do these dualies make me look big?

They wear bumper stickers.

Ohhhh, lookey there - she's getting a couple targets tattooed onto her derriere. Some longer-range targets as well as the close-up scatter-gun variety.

I wonder if she takes VISA?

a tramp stamp is a badge of honor in some groups.

When a woman wears a leather dress...she didn't pay retail, or at all.

She wants you to notice her, or not; if anyone can ever figure out how to tell the difference, please explain to the rest of us.

- - - she has to ride in the bed of the pickup.

Forget dresses. Got a coworker here today, tight leather pants, tight leather jacket, high heels, bolt-on boobs, she looks like a model. What she's doing writing code and wearing leather in a world of software nerds we will never know. She's Ukranian so has the Russian accent to boot. the Chinese guys all asked her if she rode a motorcycle to work! No joke.

Oh, and if she's looking at something on your screen she bends over without bending her legs. She knows what she's doing.

Sneak a pic and post it!!

I'd be schidt-canned so fast if I did and HR found out.

Meet your new CIO....

She's shopping for a green-card...

And a BMW. Midlevel nerds need not apply.

She's married and drives a Mazda. Sorry to disappoint. Though her outfit today is the talk around the proverbial water cooler. Funny watching guys twice her age trying to hit on her...

I didn't know they made women's clothes with walrus hides.

That's about 30 sq. yards of some kind of hide.

Is toady the proper day to air a thread of this nature, given who 'came out' today wearing leather?

Yes, toady is the toady!

I thought this Cow had been shot.

Well, that one's not hiding the walrus.

Christopher Walken, in lipstick ??

Now that's a HOG!

Did you ask her about the election?

Just for fun you could introduce her to Jeff0.

When a man wears a leather dress.

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She wants to be American in every sense of the word. Jeffzero couldn't stand to be within 20 feet of her. And she'd kick his commie ass.

HC...looks like Howdy freakin Doody!!!

You know why Hillary wears make up and perfume?

Because she ugly and she stinks.

Notice the color of Hitlary's leather jacket: Purple(ish). Recall the color of Hitlary's blouse and lapels and Slick Willie's tie when she gave her concession speech the morning after the election: Purple. Now read this:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-29/george-soros-behind-plot-topple-trump

Part of the "color coded revolution?"

Sadly, this thread had potential, but it's too late to salvage now.

B'lieve she ate the walrus!

That's some serious pork there.

Them's big bones.........big, round bones.

I'll try to help if I can. Wifey has some leather pants (sorry, not a dress). She causes a clock to stop when she walks past it wearing those pants.